The Dallas Cowboys Update Thread - Page 22

W.HI.P · 12-15-2011, 01:12 AM

Its a simple math equation
Lets take the Texans, and the 4 scenario's where i would get paid.

Houston Texans Win the Superbowl $1000 x 29 = $29.000 + $34.000 + $37.980 + $40.000 = $140.980
Houston Texans lose in Superbowl $2.000 x 17 = $34.000 + $37.980 + $40.000 = $111.980
Houston Texans lose in AFC Final $6.000 x 6.33 = $37.980 + 40.000 = $77.980
Houston Texans division win $10.000 x 4 = $40.000

jimhelm · 12-15-2011, 07:22 AM

Thanks for turning this thread into another of your chest thumping betting clinics,btw.

Dickhole

classicman · 12-15-2011, 10:59 AM

I gotta agree with Jim on this one.
All this betting shit should be moved into Whip's thread made specifically for that.
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ETA - I HATE THE COWBOYS!

W.HI.P · 12-15-2011, 01:06 PM

I came into this thread to tell LJ that his team has a shot.
It's not me guiding this conversation down this path.
You can't blame me for answering question.

classicman · 12-15-2011, 11:03 AM

I really wish that the Eagles had lost and/or the Boys had won last week. It would have ended any remote hope of the Eagles going to the playoffs and put them on track for a much better draft pick.

The Cowboys would have virtually secured a playoff spot and extended their NFC East lead over the Giants.
THAT is what should have happened.

jimhelm · 12-15-2011, 11:20 AM

which is exactly why it didn't. and no, it's not because of money in any way. it was god.

classicman · 12-15-2011, 11:42 AM

Yeh well that football god/goddess is really pissin me off.
1) Andy will hang around another season ($10 million reasons for that)
2) We'll hear about how he traded down ANOTHER, now much lower, 1st round pick for whatever stupid reason he comes up with.
not happy.

jimhelm · 12-15-2011, 01:27 PM

well, what CAN I blame you for? There must be something.

W.HI.P · 12-17-2011, 12:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimhelm

well, what CAN I blame you for? There must be something.

If you're a Christian, I'm the one you blame for EVERYTHING!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clodfobble

9/11.

If you look at the true meaning behind this combination of numbers, then yes.... I am the one and only one to blame for 9/11.

Few, if any, will get what I just said.
For few people understand the meaning of numbers.
For those (if any) who do, consider whats being jumped/skipped, and you'll have the answer.

Clodfobble · 12-15-2011, 06:52 PM

9/11.

Griff · 12-17-2011, 08:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Clodfobble

9/11.

Yep. Blame Canada.

jimhelm · 12-15-2011, 07:00 PM

seems a little thin.....

I'm going to settle for a general malaise and withering distaste in place of actual blame.

It's something....

jimhelm · 12-17-2011, 10:19 PM

w00t

W.HI.P · 12-20-2011, 12:39 AM

The Packers are 0-1 since i said that the unbeatable Packers would lose.

Undertoad · 12-20-2011, 08:05 AM

You didn't say they would lose. You said they would not win the Superbowl. Again, you would lose if you bet the Packers against the spread this year, as they have the third best record against the spread.

12-15-2011, 01:12 AM	#1
W.HI.P Free Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Canada Posts: 1,513	Its a simple math equation Lets take the Texans, and the 4 scenario's where i would get paid. Houston Texans Win the Superbowl $1000 x 29 = $29.000 + $34.000 + $37.980 + $40.000 = $140.980 Houston Texans lose in Superbowl $2.000 x 17 = $34.000 + $37.980 + $40.000 = $111.980 Houston Texans lose in AFC Final $6.000 x 6.33 = $37.980 + 40.000 = $77.980 Houston Texans division win $10.000 x 4 = $40.000 __________________ pls stfu k thx

12-15-2011, 07:22 AM	#2
jimhelm a beautiful fool Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: 39.939705 Posts: 4,504	Thanks for turning this thread into another of your chest thumping betting clinics,btw. Dickhole __________________ There's a Shadow just behind me. Shrouding every step I take. Making every promise empty, pointing every finger at me. _tool

12-15-2011, 10:59 AM	#3
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	I gotta agree with Jim on this one. All this betting shit should be moved into Whip's thread made specifically for that. . . . . . . . . . ETA - I HATE THE COWBOYS! __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

12-15-2011, 01:06 PM	#4
W.HI.P Free Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Canada Posts: 1,513	I came into this thread to tell LJ that his team has a shot. It's not me guiding this conversation down this path. You can't blame me for answering question. __________________ pls stfu k thx

12-15-2011, 11:03 AM	#5
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	I really wish that the Eagles had lost and/or the Boys had won last week. It would have ended any remote hope of the Eagles going to the playoffs and put them on track for a much better draft pick. The Cowboys would have virtually secured a playoff spot and extended their NFC East lead over the Giants. THAT is what should have happened. __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

12-15-2011, 11:20 AM	#6
jimhelm a beautiful fool Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: 39.939705 Posts: 4,504	which is exactly why it didn't. and no, it's not because of money in any way. it was god. __________________ There's a Shadow just behind me. Shrouding every step I take. Making every promise empty, pointing every finger at me. _tool

12-15-2011, 11:42 AM	#7
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	Yeh well that football god/goddess is really pissin me off. 1) Andy will hang around another season ($10 million reasons for that) 2) We'll hear about how he traded down ANOTHER, now much lower, 1st round pick for whatever stupid reason he comes up with. not happy. __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

12-15-2011, 01:27 PM	#8
jimhelm a beautiful fool Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: 39.939705 Posts: 4,504	well, what CAN I blame you for? There must be something. __________________ There's a Shadow just behind me. Shrouding every step I take. Making every promise empty, pointing every finger at me. _tool

12-15-2011, 06:52 PM	#10
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	9/11. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

12-15-2011, 07:00 PM	#12
jimhelm a beautiful fool Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: 39.939705 Posts: 4,504	seems a little thin..... I'm going to settle for a general malaise and withering distaste in place of actual blame. It's something.... __________________ There's a Shadow just behind me. Shrouding every step I take. Making every promise empty, pointing every finger at me. _tool

12-17-2011, 10:19 PM	#13
jimhelm a beautiful fool Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: 39.939705 Posts: 4,504	w00t __________________ There's a Shadow just behind me. Shrouding every step I take. Making every promise empty, pointing every finger at me. _tool

12-20-2011, 12:39 AM	#14
W.HI.P Free Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Canada Posts: 1,513	The Packers are 0-1 since i said that the unbeatable Packers would lose. __________________ pls stfu k thx

12-20-2011, 08:05 AM	#15
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	You didn't say they would lose. You said they would not win the Superbowl. Again, you would lose if you bet the Packers against the spread this year, as they have the third best record against the spread.

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