Funny/Embarrassing things they say - Page 22

binky · 04-22-2008, 09:07 PM

My 7 yr old just said "I'm fedex with you being mean Mom"

footfootfoot · 04-22-2008, 10:18 PM

Years ago I picked up the expression "I'm at my journey's end" meaning "I've had just about enough of ..."

Mrs. Foot has since been using it unsparingly in front of the inch (Who is now nearly a footfoo). The other day he looks up at her and tells her "I'm at the end of my book."

SteveDallas · 04-22-2008, 11:08 PM

A couple weeks back, my son asked, "Dad, can they send you to Fuji for throwing rocks at a car?"

"Umm... Fuji?"

"Yeah, you know . .. Fuji!"

"You can get in big trouble for that. But I don't have any idea what Fuji you're talking about."

"You know, like jail for kids. Fuji."

"Oh. You mean Juvie."

"Yeah."

Shawnee123 · 04-23-2008, 10:58 AM

My 5 year old niece is trying her hand at t-ball. She is the opposite of the 7 year old. The 7 year old inherited her parent's athleticism. The 5 year old loves dance, dress-up, girly stuff.

So my brother had to try not to laugh when he explained to her she was wearing her "uniform" to practice, not her "outfit."

kerosene · 04-23-2008, 05:36 PM

Flint · 05-20-2008, 01:30 PM

We're working on potty training, so we've been talking to the girl about pee-pee and poo-poo.

Also, I've been working with her on using combination words, or two words to describe one object. Getting more specific about how to describe things.

Well, I can see that she is working on these concepts. At breakfast, Mama asked her if she wanted another pancake, and she replied:

"Pancake? Pee-cake! ... Poo-cake."

Shawnee123 · 05-20-2008, 01:39 PM

lol at flintling 2.0!

BigV · 05-20-2008, 02:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flint

We're working on potty training, so we've been talking to the girl about pee-pee and poo-poo.

Also, I've been working with her on using combination words, or two words to describe one object. Getting more specific about how to describe things.

Well, I can see that she is working on these concepts. At breakfast, Mama asked her if she wanted another pancake, and she replied:

"Pancake? Pee-cake! ... Poo-cake."

Ahh... good times, good times...

One of my favorite books:

Everyone Poops.

footfootfoot · 05-20-2008, 08:17 PM

Inchling had a playdate w/ one of his girlfriends today. Ever the gentleman, he defers to his guest's wishes to play "Let's get married" instead of "Trucks falling from the sky and crushing cars."

As they passed by Mrs. Foot overheard him say defiantly: "No, you'll get the wedding ring AFTER the baby is born."

He probably couldn't remember the words "paternity test."

Shawnee123 · 05-21-2008, 08:23 AM

He was talkin' to his baby momma!

ferret88 · 05-28-2008, 08:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flint

"Pancake? Pee-cake! ... Poo-cake."

We have been facing the daunting task of pottytraining LittleFerret. We got a "Once Upon a Potty (for Girls)" DVD (recommended by many friends) and she's been watching it. At the beginning, the viewer is introduced to Prudence, who is the cartoon star of the show, and she then shows you her several parts (eyes to see, a mouth to eat and talk, etc) and the parts identification ends with her facing away from viewer, bending over and grasping ankles to show "a little hole for poo-poo."

LittleFerret has been demonstrating that last part and saying "a little hole for poo-poo."

Undertoad · 05-28-2008, 01:07 PM

My First Goatse ?!

Shawnee123 · 05-28-2008, 05:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shawnee123

My 5 year old niece is trying her hand at t-ball. She is the opposite of the 7 year old. The 7 year old inherited her parent's athleticism. The 5 year old loves dance, dress-up, girly stuff.

So my brother had to try not to laugh when he explained to her she was wearing her "uniform" to practice, not her "outfit."

I have to add on to this. My brother reports that little miss thing is actually very good at t-ball, probably the best on the team (not just proud daddy...he was first team All-Ohio pitcher in HS so he knows of what he speaks) AND she got mostly 98 and 99 percentiles on the last standardized test.

Girl just keeps amazing me more and more. Plus, she's funny!

--not proud at all Aunt!

ferret88 · 06-03-2008, 01:37 PM

Other day, MommaFerret got home from work and was sidetracked by LittleFerret while she was trying to unload her purchases from her car. Once MommaFerret got LittleFerret settled down in the living room, she realised that she had left her lunchbox in the car and said from the kitchen "oh, I left my lunchbox in the car." LittleFerret piped up from the living room with "What are you whining about, Mommy?"

I was rolling.

Shawnee123 · 06-10-2008, 10:08 AM

My almost 3 three year old niece gave me a Cellar moment on Sunday. We were all hanging out on my mom and dad's back deck. Ava was going inside for something, and on her way to the door called her sister a dumbhead. She was almost in the house when her mom said "Ava, you know that's not nice and we don't call people names." Ava peeked her head back out and said "OK, bye." She wasn't being a smartass, just acknowledging the admonition, but it was really cute.

Anyway, I busted out laughing because all I heard in my head was a 3 year old saying "kthxbai."

04-22-2008, 09:07 PM	#316
binky all hollowed out Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Ridgecrest, CA Posts: 982	My 7 yr old just said "I'm fedex with you being mean Mom" __________________ The meanest Mom EVER!!!!

04-22-2008, 10:18 PM	#317
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Years ago I picked up the expression "I'm at my journey's end" meaning "I've had just about enough of ..." Mrs. Foot has since been using it unsparingly in front of the inch (Who is now nearly a footfoo). The other day he looks up at her and tells her "I'm at the end of my book." __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

04-23-2008, 10:58 AM	#319
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	My 5 year old niece is trying her hand at t-ball. She is the opposite of the 7 year old. The 7 year old inherited her parent's athleticism. The 5 year old loves dance, dress-up, girly stuff. So my brother had to try not to laugh when he explained to her she was wearing her "uniform" to practice, not her "outfit." __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

05-20-2008, 01:30 PM	#321
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	We're working on potty training, so we've been talking to the girl about pee-pee and poo-poo. Also, I've been working with her on using combination words, or two words to describe one object. Getting more specific about how to describe things. Well, I can see that she is working on these concepts. At breakfast, Mama asked her if she wanted another pancake, and she replied: "Pancake? Pee-cake! ... Poo-cake." __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

05-20-2008, 01:39 PM	#322
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	lol at flintling 2.0! __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

04-22-2008, 11:08 PM	#318
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	A couple weeks back, my son asked, "Dad, can they send you to Fuji for throwing rocks at a car?" "Umm... Fuji?" "Yeah, you know . .. Fuji!" "You can get in big trouble for that. But I don't have any idea what Fuji you're talking about." "You know, like jail for kids. Fuji." "Oh. You mean Juvie." "Yeah."

04-23-2008, 05:36 PM	#320
kerosene Touring the facilities Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The plains of Colorado Posts: 3,476

05-20-2008, 08:17 PM	#324
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Inchling had a playdate w/ one of his girlfriends today. Ever the gentleman, he defers to his guest's wishes to play "Let's get married" instead of "Trucks falling from the sky and crushing cars." As they passed by Mrs. Foot overheard him say defiantly: "No, you'll get the wedding ring AFTER the baby is born." He probably couldn't remember the words "paternity test." __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

05-21-2008, 08:23 AM	#325
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	He was talkin' to his baby momma! __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

05-28-2008, 01:07 PM	#327
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	My First Goatse ?!

06-03-2008, 01:37 PM	#329
ferret88 (This space left intentionally UN-blank.) Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Albuquerque Posts: 604	Other day, MommaFerret got home from work and was sidetracked by LittleFerret while she was trying to unload her purchases from her car. Once MommaFerret got LittleFerret settled down in the living room, she realised that she had left her lunchbox in the car and said from the kitchen "oh, I left my lunchbox in the car." LittleFerret piped up from the living room with "What are you whining about, Mommy?" I was rolling.

06-10-2008, 10:08 AM	#330
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	My almost 3 three year old niece gave me a Cellar moment on Sunday. We were all hanging out on my mom and dad's back deck. Ava was going inside for something, and on her way to the door called her sister a dumbhead. She was almost in the house when her mom said "Ava, you know that's not nice and we don't call people names." Ava peeked her head back out and said "OK, bye." She wasn't being a smartass, just acknowledging the admonition, but it was really cute. Anyway, I busted out laughing because all I heard in my head was a 3 year old saying "kthxbai." __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

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