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UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
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12-01-2012, 09:22 AM | #3287 |
Makes some feel uncomfortable
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In case the last person to use the plunger licked it.
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12-01-2012, 10:42 AM | #3288 |
still says videotape
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Those things are amazing. They must be giving us cancer or something.
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12-01-2012, 11:06 AM | #3289 |
To shreds, you say?
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Same thing you use for getting blood out of a clown suit.
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12-01-2012, 11:29 AM | #3290 |
polaroid of perfection
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I dunno 'bout that. But you owe me a new keyboard.
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12-03-2012, 11:41 AM | #3291 |
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Facebook tells me that there's going to be a royal baby. A little heir to the throne.
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12-03-2012, 11:46 AM | #3292 |
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A royal
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12-03-2012, 11:50 AM | #3293 |
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12-05-2012, 09:44 AM | #3294 |
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So my gmail name is my old old old name I used for years on sites. Google thinks I'm of hispanic origin now. I'm getting emails I can't read. Apparently, I'm supposed to register for an operation concerning leggings.
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12-05-2012, 10:03 AM | #3295 |
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gmail emails can be funny. I have the same name as a teacher in Kentucky, and his students email me their homework all the time. Every once in a while I'll read it, and I weep for the future.
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12-10-2012, 12:29 AM | #3296 |
Thats "Miss Zipper Neck" to you.
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quick rundown:
I've had some low points. Its increasingly obvious that I have little impulse control. I had surgery Wed the 28 to take out my tonsils and fix my sinuses up some. Recovery is going slow and I'm not fully capable of taking care of myself but my mom lacks the common sense she needs to figure out that if I can't be responsible for taking my pain medication right (cuz i'm too out of it to know what I'm doing) Then maybe I haven't been taking my other meds right. I'm finally starting to be able to tell what day it is and where I am, ect, so I should be able to start back on all my meds. If I can't stay off the narcotic pain killer through the night then I should be able to go home tomorrow.
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12-10-2012, 08:09 AM | #3297 |
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Moar! Girl, take care of yourself.
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12-10-2012, 08:15 AM | #3298 | |
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MTP---so good to hear from you though you are sick and messed up I'd been wondering about you. I'm sorry about ur tonsil but you will get better soon. Glad to hear from you!!
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12-10-2012, 11:31 AM | #3299 |
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12-11-2012, 01:20 AM | #3300 |
Larger than life and twice as ugly.
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I just toss mine in the furnace with the bodies.
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We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years |
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