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Old 12-10-2012, 10:31 AM   #1
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Facebook tells me that there's going to be a royal baby. A little heir to the throne.

So there's that.
But the royal family has housemaids to clean it, and the entire W.C.
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Old 12-01-2012, 04:43 AM   #2
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Old 12-01-2012, 08:16 AM   #3
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I need advice on removing coffee stains from linoleum.
I don't drink coffee, so we've never had that kind of mark on the floor, but I always give the Mr. Clean Magic Eraser sponges a try and they haven't failed me yet.
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Old 12-01-2012, 08:22 AM   #4
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If you can wipe poop from legs and butts, why would you need a rubber glove for the plunger handle?
In case the last person to use the plunger licked it.
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Old 12-01-2012, 09:42 AM   #5
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I don't drink coffee, so we've never had that kind of mark on the floor, but I always give the Mr. Clean Magic Eraser sponges a try and they haven't failed me yet.
Those things are amazing. They must be giving us cancer or something.
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Old 12-03-2012, 10:46 AM   #6
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Old 12-03-2012, 10:50 AM   #7
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Old 12-05-2012, 08:44 AM   #8
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So my gmail name is my old old old name I used for years on sites. Google thinks I'm of hispanic origin now. I'm getting emails I can't read. Apparently, I'm supposed to register for an operation concerning leggings.
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Old 12-05-2012, 09:03 AM   #9
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gmail emails can be funny. I have the same name as a teacher in Kentucky, and his students email me their homework all the time. Every once in a while I'll read it, and I weep for the future.
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Old 12-09-2012, 11:29 PM   #10
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quick rundown:
I've had some low points. Its increasingly obvious that I have little impulse control. I had surgery Wed the 28 to take out my tonsils and fix my sinuses up some. Recovery is going slow and I'm not fully capable of taking care of myself but my mom lacks the common sense she needs to figure out that if I can't be responsible for taking my pain medication right (cuz i'm too out of it to know what I'm doing) Then maybe I haven't been taking my other meds right. I'm finally starting to be able to tell what day it is and where I am, ect, so I should be able to start back on all my meds. If I can't stay off the narcotic pain killer through the night then I should be able to go home tomorrow.
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Old 12-10-2012, 07:09 AM   #11
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Moar! Girl, take care of yourself.
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Old 12-11-2012, 12:00 PM   #12
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Fuck it. I'm going to get some chocolate.
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Old 12-11-2012, 06:55 PM   #13
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Yeah, but you go through a hell of a lot of clown suits.
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Old 12-12-2012, 01:36 PM   #14
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Boy, am I hungry.
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Old 12-12-2012, 01:38 PM   #15
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roast something
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