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You're leaving them beer? What a good dad you are!
PARTY!
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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There was a big "breaking news" story on the local news the other night about a bunch of teenagers who were...wait for it....DRINKING BEER!
Man, I know things are different than when I was a kid but this is breaking news? I'm surprised they didn't call in the damn SWAT team.
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Install plenty of hidden cameras. This could be a goldmine.
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You.
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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Yoo-hoo?
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You don't like Yoo-hoo? That's good stuff!
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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THAT's what you should drink!
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Your Bartender
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Maybe they will have a huge party that gets lots of news coverage while you're gone.
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I apparently cannot each lunch without exercising that hole in my lip. So now I have to go through the rest of the day at work with a dirty shirt.
(dirtyshirtdirtyshirtdirtyshirtdutyshirtdutyshitdutyshitdoodieshitdoodiedoodie)
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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Man, people make mountains out of molekegs! Root beer, folks! Teenagers, folks! Sheesh!
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There were times when I would drink one liter bottles of soda out of a brown paper bag back in the day...it's always good to test your local law enforcement anyway.
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I've had a theory that's gotten more and more evidence as time passes... some people simply don't possess a sense of humor. They've apparently had it beaten into them that Real Adults(tm) are always. . . and I mean ALWAYS . . . Serious(tm) . . . because any reaction to any situation other than Complete And Total Seriousness(tm) will result in the kids running wild and getting all kinds of crazy notions that they otherwise wouldn't come up with.
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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Sure kids need guidance and discipline...but they also need to be kids and do stupid kid things. Now I have to go call SteveDallas and ask him if he has Prince Albert in a can. ![]()
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if they only knew how goofy real adults actually are
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