Tasteless Jokes

[queequeger]

Oh my god, I laughed my ass off at that last one, rex.

[trulytasteless]

alright i got two awesome ones:

Q: whats the difference between a regular jew and a black jew?
A: the black jew has to sit at the back of the oven.

Q: why do girls love jesus?
A: because he was hung

trulytasteless

[sickboy]

So many crap jokes repeated like 5 times... you guys suck.. I thought this was a tasteless joke page, not an unfunny racist one.
anyway, heres some that haven't been done yet on here, getting progressively worse...

Q: What do you call a female police officer who shaves her pubes?
A: Cuntstubble

Q: Whats got 8 legs and scares the fuck out of women?
A: Gangrape

Q: Whats the difference between Madeline McCann and Madeline McCann jokes?
A: The jokes will get old (Although this one doesn't )

Q: Why did the necrophiliac get caught?
A: Some rotten cunt split on him!

Q: How do you make a baby cry twice?
A: Wipe your bloody cock on it's teddy bear

[squirell nutkin]

knock knock.
who's there?
911.
911 who?
What? You forgot already?

[moscarda]

i think its better told like this:

knock knock
who's there?
world trade center
wtc who?
i thought you said you'd never forget?

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what's the difference between george bush and a bucket of shit?
the bucket.

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why is divorce so expensive?
because it's worth it.

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what did one gerbil say to the other gerbil?
lets go to the gay bar and get shit-faced.

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what's brown and sticky?
a stick.

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how do you starve a *insert ethnic slur* person?
hide his foodstamps in his work boots.

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what is long, hard, and full of se(a)men?
a submarine.

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did you hear about the mathematician with constipation?
he worked it out with a pencil

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did you hear about the sky-diving blind guy?
scared the hell out of the dog.

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a guy on vacation sees a crippled girl crying at the beach. he asks her what's wrong. she says she's never been hugged. so he gives her a hug and she stops crying. the next day he sees her crying again, cause she has never been kissed. he kisses her and she cheers up. the following day, he sees her more sad than ever. she says she's never been fucked. so he throws her in the ocean and says now you're fucked!

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three guys stranded on a desert island find a genie in a bottle who grants them each a wish. the first wishes to be back home, and *poof* he disappears. the second wishes to be far away in paradise, and *poof* off he goes. the third guy says "i'm lonely, i wish my friends were back here."

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three kids come down for breakfast. their mom asks the oldest "what would you like for breakfast?" to which he responds "make me some fuckin pancakes!" appalled at his language, the mother sends him to his room without food. "what would YOU like for breakfast?" she asks the second child. "more fuckin pancakes for me!" he exclaims, only to be sent to his room as well. "well sweetie" the mother says to the youngest, "what would you like?" the kid says "i dunno mom, but i definitely don't want any fuckin pancakes!"

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so i go to the shrink. he says "you're crazy!" i tell him i'm gonna need to get a second opinion. so he says "okay, you're ugly too!"

[Cicero]

I just wanted to point out this item...Louis CK on tomorrow night if you have showtime...which I don't...

http://www.louisck.net/

[Crimson Ghost]

Women Are Evil By Nature...
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A woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She
gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her
immediately. She seductively signaled that he
should bring his face closer to hers. As he did,
she gently caressed his full beard.

'Are you the manager?' she asked, softly stroking his face
with both hands. 'Actually, no,' he replied.

'Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him,' she said,
running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair.

'I'm afraid I can't,' breathed the bartender.. 'Is there
anything I can do?'

'Yes, I need you to give him a message,' she continued,
running her forefinger across the bartender's lip and
slyly popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and
allowing him to suck them
gently. 'What should I tell him?' the bartender managed to say.

'Tell him,' she whispered, 'there's no toilet paper, hand soap, or
paper towels in the ladies room.'

[Nuttin Sacred]

Originally Posted by Nic Name

Well, guys. It gives me some idea of the character of the individuals I've been spending my time with in other threads.

And I'm very disappointed. This thread is not just childish. It's hateful.

It reflects badly on any community that would tolerate it without speaking out against it.

I'm not believing your self-righteous statements in other threads that you're not homophobic, anti-semitic or racists.

At what point did it become illegal to be homophobic?
I tend to agree that if someone doesn't like it, don't look at it.
Personally I think most of them are funny if you don't take everything so seriously. It's a JOKE, it's supposed to be funny.

[Nuttin Sacred]

Originally Posted by Nic Name

Source

So using the logic here we have the ability to distinguish between a 'normal' crime....

A white guy beating a white guy to death with a baseball bat

Or a hate crime....

A white guy beating a black guy to death with a baseball bat.

One is of course, by nature, NOT hateful.

[classicman]

Good gracious - that was posted 5 YEARS ago. Who cares at this point? Oh and welcome aboard the cellar.

What is black and white and red all over? A Race riot.

Would it still be funny if it was not offensive?

[xoxoxoBruce]

Welcome to the Cellar, wiley.

[jujuwwhite]

Sometimes....when you cry....no one sees your tears..
Sometimes....when you are in pain...no one sees your hurt.
Sometimes....when you are worried....no one sees your stress.
Sometimes....when you are happy.....no one sees your smile...
But...
Just try masturbating on a bus one time and just see how much fucking attention you get!

What do rednecks do on Halloween?

:Pump-Kin

[Crimson Ghost]

And a new contender enters the ring...