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~~Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.~~
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"Music is a moral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, a charm to sadness, gaiety and life to everything. It is the essence of order and lends to all that is good and just and beautiful." ~ Plato
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11-14-2009, 05:52 AM
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Beware of potatoes
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Hey Rocky! Watch me pull a rabbit out of a hat! - Bullwinkle
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11-14-2009, 06:06 AM
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Okay, watch me pull a hare out of my ass! [Lion] Oops, wrong ass! And now, on with our show!
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11-14-2009, 07:44 AM
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“Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo”
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Ten Cowboy Truths
1. Don't squat with your spurs on. 2. Don't interfere with something that ain't botherin' you. 3. The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with watches you shave his face in the mirror every morning. 4. Never ask a barber if you need a haircut. 5. If you're thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. 6. If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there with ya. 7. When you give a person a lesson in personal meanness to critters or to people don't be surprised if they learn their lesson. 8. When you're throwin' your weight around, be ready to have it thrown around by somebody else. 9. Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin' it back in. 10. Never miss a good chance to shut up. Life is tough, but it is tougher if you're stupid. Famous last words of a Red Neck: Hey bubba, watch this. Ignorance is the root of adventure. M. Jenkins “Let me give you an answer that will not be especially satisfying. It will be kind of like a light beer. I mean it will not be especially satisfying.” General Tommy Franks when asked about the French role in Iraq. Cigar Aficionado, Dec 2003 "Life is tough... tougher if you’re stupid." "Just think, right now, all over the world there are people exercising bad judgment. Somebody, right this minute, is probably making the mistake of his life...
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Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012! |
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11-14-2009, 08:42 AM
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Makes some feel uncomfortable
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11-14-2009, 08:48 AM
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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"Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son."
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11-16-2009, 09:46 AM
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I hear them call the tide
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you gotta stop smoking that stuff, john...
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11-16-2009, 03:39 PM
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We have to go back, Kate!
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Uh oh. Tough week CM?
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11-16-2009, 03:59 PM
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barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy.
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Sorry - I'm insanely pissed off at this useless piece of shit woman and I am having such evil malicious thoughts about her that I needed to vent. Otherwise, I may have followed through on one of my emotionally-charged extremely negative counterproductive plans.
Edit to add: DO NOT Fuck with my kid. That is all Have a Blessed Day.
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11-16-2009, 04:00 PM
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“Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo”
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I haz matches.
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11-16-2009, 04:03 PM
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barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy.
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ok gimme something nice - this thread should be uplifting. Kind of like uplifting her to anther plane of existence.
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"like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt |
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11-29-2009, 01:10 PM
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~~Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.~~
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I believe and maintaining and cherish the reality that,all my friendships are unique. ~By S.S. my most treasured friend A friend is someone who gives you total freedom to be yourself-and especially to feel, or not feel. Whatever you happen to be feeling at any moment is fine with them. That's what real love amounts to - letting a person be what he really is. -Jim Morrison True wealth can not be found in your bank account. It can only be found in those you call friend. Those with whom you share your deepest feelings. And those who accept you for who you really are. -Mary Vandergrift |
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01-15-2010, 02:45 PM
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We have to go back, Kate!
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Go watch the comedy sketches I posted for monnie. They're uplifting 
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