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05-03-2010, 07:58 PM
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And there's always this.
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05-03-2010, 08:21 PM
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The future is unwritten
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05-04-2010, 02:27 AM
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I'm still a jerk
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wwf wtf iff !fml
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"Without deviation from the norm progress is not possible." - Frank Zappa It is the ignorance of ignorance that lead to the death of knowledge The Virgin Mary does not weep for her son, for he is in paradise. She weeps for the world , for we are in suffering. |
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05-04-2010, 06:09 AM
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Q: What is the sexual position that gives ugly children ?
A: Ask your mother |
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05-04-2010, 11:00 PM
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I hear them call the tide
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The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart |
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05-07-2010, 08:11 PM
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“Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo”
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A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. "Human beings are the only animals that stutter," she said.
A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered." The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident. "Well," she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!" "That must've been scary," said the teacher. "It sure was," said the little girl. "My kitty raised her back, went "Ffffff, Ffffff, Ffffff, but before she could say "Fuck!" the Rottweiler ate her!" The teacher had to leave the room. |
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05-08-2010, 05:57 PM
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I hear them call the tide
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05-08-2010, 07:38 PM
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Remedial Joke telling.
The "Humor Impaired" America's fastest growing minority. Actually, I think it is this pathetic trope that I see often in my inbox along with other Glurge purporting to be "True" accounts "From the mouths of babes" like so much regurgitated pablum. As you point out, the jokes are great, the tagline shits it.
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I hear them call the tide
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05-08-2010, 10:44 PM
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Actually lolled
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05-08-2010, 11:07 PM
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I hear them call the tide
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The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart |
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05-09-2010, 11:58 PM
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Man takes his fish into the veterinarian and says to the doc, "I think my fish has epilepsy."
Doctor takes a look at the fish thru the fishbowl and says, "I don't see anything wrong with him sir. He looks completely healthy." Before the doctor could usher him out the exam room, the man replied, "Wait doc... Lemme take him outta the bowl!" |
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05-10-2010, 01:36 AM
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The King of Rap?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eb_j8DScFck or was that the King of Heavy Metal? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnO7Pdm4ttc |
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05-10-2010, 05:04 AM
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A guy got pulled on the side of the road by a police officer.
"Good morning, Officer. What's the problem ?" "You were speeding well over the limit. Can I see your licence ? and have you name and profession ?" "Of course, Name's John Smith, I'm an asshole enlarger and here is my licence." "Asshole enlarger, seriously. What's that ?" "You see, Officer, some people think they have too small an asshole. So they call upon my services to stretch it. Then I put gloves on, a lot of lubricant and insert first a finger then two, three, and son until I get my hand in. Then, I start working to insert the other hand. When I reach that step, I begin to use tools to keep the stretching going on. When they're real loose, I start using struts for shoring. I stop when they have a 6 foot asshole." "Unbelievable ! And what can people do with a 6 foot asshole ?" "They give him a uniform and put him on the side of the road.""
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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'Cause see, I thought the joke in squirl's post was that As you point out, the jokes are great, the tagline shits it actually WAS a tagline, and therefore ironic. I guess not.
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