Tasteless Jokes - Page 24

04-05-2010, 02:30 AM

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Extreme hate crimes tend to be committed by people with a history of antisocial behavior. One of the most heinous examples took place in June 1998 in Jasper, Texas. Three men with jail records offered a ride to a black man who walked with a limp. After beating the victim to death, they dragged him behind their truck until his body was partially dismembered.

PARTIALLY DISMEMBERED! ... TEXANS never could finish a God Damn Thing! Probably pushed it off on a couple of Mexicans, who were too lazy to do it and found a group of Cubans to do it for twelve cents, who sold it to the Chinese guy as Dog, who cleaned it and sold it to the Japanese Dude saying it was the new Beef, who put panties on it and Fucked it before he threw those panties on eBay and re-sold the carcass as Art to a Stupid American who propped it up in their livingroom and blamed the smell of Death and Sex on the Stupid Pollocks that delivered it.

(Turns out those Pollocks were actually Dutch, which explains everything!)

P.S. FUCK YOU NIC!

Pie · 04-05-2010, 12:06 PM

Wow...
Just. Wow.

Shawnee123 · 04-05-2010, 12:13 PM

What. Duh. Fuuuuuuuuuuu?

And how does Jackson Pollock's family fit into this whole deal?

Pollocks. snort.

classicman · 04-05-2010, 01:50 PM

Who is Nic?

jinx · 04-05-2010, 06:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nic Name

Well, guys. It gives me some idea of the character of the individuals I've been spending my time with in other threads.

And I'm very disappointed. This thread is not just childish. It's hateful.

It reflects badly on any community that would tolerate it without speaking out against it.

I'm not believing your self-righteous statements in other threads that you're not homophobic, anti-semitic or racists.

DanaC · 04-05-2010, 06:47 PM

... that was eight fucking years ago!

classicman · 04-05-2010, 08:36 PM

Speechless

Urbane Guerrilla · 04-07-2010, 05:38 PM

...aaaand Never Mind The Pollocks. It's The Sex Pistils...

Mike Hunt · 04-09-2010, 04:21 PM

what do you call an italian with a yeast infection?
wopper with cheese

Mike Hunt · 04-10-2010, 12:45 PM

what do you call an ethiopian with a yeast infection?
quarter pounder with cheese!

Mike Hunt · 04-12-2010, 11:49 PM

Why isn't there any portuguese people on star trek?
cause they don't work in the future either!

GunMaster357 · 04-21-2010, 10:18 AM

What's the difference between a woman and a fridge ?

Have you ever heard a fridge fart when you take out the meat ?

lumberjim · 04-22-2010, 09:58 AM

lumberjim · 04-22-2010, 10:01 AM

huh.... there's a whole shit ton of these:

Mike Hunt · 04-23-2010, 02:45 PM

Whats the difference between paki-dots and turbins?

push start and pull start!

How do you separate the Greek men from the Greek boys?

with a crowbar!

Why have they never sent a woman to the moon?

because is doesn't need cleaning!

04-05-2010, 02:30 AM	#346
MissPeePants Guest Posts: n/a	THIS IS FOR NIC Quote: Extreme hate crimes tend to be committed by people with a history of antisocial behavior. One of the most heinous examples took place in June 1998 in Jasper, Texas. Three men with jail records offered a ride to a black man who walked with a limp. After beating the victim to death, they dragged him behind their truck until his body was partially dismembered. PARTIALLY DISMEMBERED! ... TEXANS never could finish a God Damn Thing! Probably pushed it off on a couple of Mexicans, who were too lazy to do it and found a group of Cubans to do it for twelve cents, who sold it to the Chinese guy as Dog, who cleaned it and sold it to the Japanese Dude saying it was the new Beef, who put panties on it and Fucked it before he threw those panties on eBay and re-sold the carcass as Art to a Stupid American who propped it up in their livingroom and blamed the smell of Death and Sex on the Stupid Pollocks that delivered it. (Turns out those Pollocks were actually Dutch, which explains everything!) P.S. FUCK YOU NIC!

04-05-2010, 12:06 PM	#347
Pie Gone and done Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 4,808	Wow... Just. Wow. __________________ per·son \ˈpər-sən\ (noun) - an ephemeral collection of small, irrational decisions The fun thing about evolution (and science in general) is that it happens whether you believe in it or not.

04-05-2010, 12:13 PM	#348
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	What. Duh. Fuuuuuuuuuuu? And how does Jackson Pollock's family fit into this whole deal? Pollocks. snort. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

04-05-2010, 01:50 PM	#349
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	Who is Nic? __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

04-05-2010, 08:36 PM	#352
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	Speechless __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

04-07-2010, 05:38 PM	#353
Urbane Guerrilla Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Southern California Posts: 6,674	...aaaand Never Mind The Pollocks. It's The Sex Pistils... __________________ Wanna stop school shootings? End Gun-Free Zones, of course.

04-09-2010, 04:21 PM	#354
Mike Hunt Recruit or Something Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 4	what do you call an italian with a yeast infection? wopper with cheese

04-10-2010, 12:45 PM	#355
Mike Hunt Recruit or Something Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 4	what do you call an ethiopian with a yeast infection? quarter pounder with cheese!

04-12-2010, 11:49 PM	#356
Mike Hunt Recruit or Something Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 4	Why isn't there any portuguese people on star trek? cause they don't work in the future either!

04-21-2010, 10:18 AM	#357
GunMaster357 Professor Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Brest (FRANCE) Posts: 1,837	What's the difference between a woman and a fridge ? Have you ever heard a fridge fart when you take out the meat ?

04-22-2010, 09:58 AM	#358
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	__________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

04-22-2010, 10:01 AM	#359
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	huh.... there's a whole shit ton of these: __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

04-23-2010, 02:45 PM	#360
Mike Hunt Recruit or Something Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 4	Whats the difference between paki-dots and turbins? push start and pull start! How do you separate the Greek men from the Greek boys? with a crowbar! Why have they never sent a woman to the moon? because is doesn't need cleaning!

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