04-05-2010, 03:30 AM | #346 |
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Extreme hate crimes tend to be committed by people with a history of antisocial behavior. One of the most heinous examples took place in June 1998 in Jasper, Texas. Three men with jail records offered a ride to a black man who walked with a limp. After beating the victim to death, they dragged him behind their truck until his body was partially dismembered. PARTIALLY DISMEMBERED! ... TEXANS never could finish a God Damn Thing! Probably pushed it off on a couple of Mexicans, who were too lazy to do it and found a group of Cubans to do it for twelve cents, who sold it to the Chinese guy as Dog, who cleaned it and sold it to the Japanese Dude saying it was the new Beef, who put panties on it and Fucked it before he threw those panties on eBay and re-sold the carcass as Art to a Stupid American who propped it up in their livingroom and blamed the smell of Death and Sex on the Stupid Pollocks that delivered it. (Turns out those Pollocks were actually Dutch, which explains everything!) P.S. FUCK YOU NIC! |
04-05-2010, 01:06 PM | #347 |
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Wow...
Just. Wow.
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04-05-2010, 01:13 PM | #348 |
Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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What. Duh. Fuuuuuuuuuuu?
And how does Jackson Pollock's family fit into this whole deal? Pollocks. snort.
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04-05-2010, 07:13 PM | #350 | |
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04-05-2010, 07:47 PM | #351 | |
We have to go back, Kate!
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... that was eight fucking years ago!
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04-07-2010, 06:38 PM | #353 |
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...aaaand Never Mind The Pollocks. It's The Sex Pistils...
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04-09-2010, 05:21 PM | #354 |
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what do you call an italian with a yeast infection?
wopper with cheese |
04-10-2010, 01:45 PM | #355 |
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what do you call an ethiopian with a yeast infection?
quarter pounder with cheese! |
04-13-2010, 12:49 AM | #356 |
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Why isn't there any portuguese people on star trek?
cause they don't work in the future either! |
04-21-2010, 11:18 AM | #357 |
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What's the difference between a woman and a fridge ?
Have you ever heard a fridge fart when you take out the meat ? |
04-22-2010, 10:58 AM | #358 |
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04-22-2010, 11:01 AM | #359 |
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huh.... there's a whole shit ton of these:
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04-23-2010, 03:45 PM | #360 |
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Whats the difference between paki-dots and turbins?
push start and pull start! How do you separate the Greek men from the Greek boys? with a crowbar! Why have they never sent a woman to the moon? because is doesn't need cleaning! |
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