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Old 06-07-2013, 04:01 AM   #1
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What most supermarkets over here stock are what is known as the "bouncing strawberry". They are the El Santa variety. Big, red, pretty much indestructible and generally grown in Spain. I do not buy them. They do not taste of real strawberries. My parents think I am odd for checking the name on the packaging, but they think I'm odd anyway.

Thing is we (the British public) are now used to buying things all year round. It's our appetite for non-seasonal food that puts us at the mercy of inferior products. I'd rather eat wonderful strawberries for two months a year than indifferent ones for twelve. So I vote with my wallet. Oh, yeah, sorry. I really mean I can't afford them all that often

Cherries though... I'm a sucker for cherries.
I buy them even when the country of origin is Chile. Not very green of me.
But Penny looks like she's going to give me a decent crop this year, so at least I'm trying.

BTW, my eye still hurts.
I feel real empathy with generations of rabbits.
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Old 06-07-2013, 03:09 PM   #2
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Twil has an epic cherry tree in her front yard, and it provides a feast every year for creatures great and small. The cherries are just starting now, they look like green soybeans on a stem.
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Old 06-07-2013, 04:18 PM   #3
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lost internet connection all day...

so I washed the dog
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Old 06-07-2013, 05:07 PM   #4
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What a beauty!
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Old 06-07-2013, 06:12 PM   #5
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thanks, she's a total airhead we blame the conflicted genetic programming of crossing a Border Collie herding dog with a Great Pyrenees guarding dog - but she's the walking embodiment of 'ignorance is bliss' ... never met a happier dog in my life

all dry and fluffy now
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Old 06-08-2013, 02:55 AM   #6
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Ocean, you have a bigger beard than I expected.
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Old 06-11-2013, 03:19 PM   #7
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Ocean, you have a bigger beard than I expected.
But so clean!
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Old 06-08-2013, 04:13 AM   #8
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She's so cute, Ocean!
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Old 06-09-2013, 11:09 PM   #9
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Things we get done without the interent, hehe. Btw, that dog is cute.
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Old 06-15-2013, 08:18 AM   #10
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If anyone is bored, and wants an internet challenge:

I would give my left arm for a source of frozen, peeled zucchini. Organic or not. I have searched and searched, but despite a plethora of frozen butternut squash, and frozen chard, and frozen rutabega, and frozen beets, it seems that nobody wants to sell me frozen zucchini.
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Old 06-15-2013, 09:41 AM   #11
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FaceBook knows you have a special desire for zucchini,
which is not healthy for the majority of the population.

So FB / Google have put out the word to all frozen food vendors:
"No zucchini for Clod"
Now get over it, the powers that be know what is best.

P.S. Ebay just put up an auction for 1 slightly used left arm.
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Old 06-21-2013, 01:17 PM   #12
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could they possibly make cornstarch packaging any less convenient/more messy?
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Old 06-15-2013, 10:33 AM   #13
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Found plenty of sliced zucchini, but not peeled.
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Old 06-16-2013, 10:43 AM   #14
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Old 06-16-2013, 12:11 PM   #15
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I don't know... let's see your treadmill.
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