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Nirvana · 10-28-2010, 10:52 PM

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Gravdigr · 10-29-2010, 03:07 PM

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Spexxvet · 10-30-2010, 10:08 AM

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morethanpretty · 10-30-2010, 11:27 AM

@Spex and Nirvana
Although I LOL'd, I would like to remind you that the political jokes need to go in a different thread. Please use the "funny political pictures" thread or similar. Just don't want there to end up being a war of political cartoons in this thread.

Gravdigr · 10-30-2010, 04:49 PM

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Originally Posted by morethanpretty

...I would like to remind you that the political jokes need to go in a different thread.

What? The cat look like Jimmy Carter or something?

xoxoxoBruce · 10-30-2010, 05:30 PM

MTP is right, post 3757, and 3755, should really go here.
I won't move them, but keep that option in mind for future posts.

spudcon · 10-30-2010, 07:49 PM

King Ozymandias of Assyria was running low on cash after years of war with the Hittites. His last great possession was the Star of the Euphrates, the most valuable diamond in the ancient world. Desperate, he went to Croesus, the pawnbroker, to ask for a loan. Croesus said, “I’ll give you 100,000 dinars for it.” “But I paid a million dinars for it,” the King protested. “Don’t you know who I am? I am the king!” Croesus replied, “When you wish to pawn a Star, makes no difference who you are.”

xoxoxoBruce · 10-30-2010, 07:54 PM

Groan.

Well ok, it was funny.

xoxoxoBruce · 10-31-2010, 02:07 AM

Everybody loses...

ZenGum · 10-31-2010, 03:07 AM

Well, the obvious solution is to find the guy who knocked up Mrs Maus and give him the job.

Wait a minute, MR MAUS???? Is his name Mickey by any chance?

Gravdigr · 10-31-2010, 03:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZenGum

Well, the obvious solution is to find the guy who knocked up Mrs Maus and give him the job.

Wait a minute, MR MAUS???? Is his name Mickey by any chance?

Judge: Mickey, you can't get a divorce just because you say Minnie's crazy.

Mickey: I didn't say she was crazy. I said she was fucking Goofy.

ZenGum · 10-31-2010, 03:56 AM

Nicely played!

Pete Zicato · 11-01-2010, 10:01 PM

Seen elsewhere on the net...

Quote:

Let's see...Bush co-owned the Rangers from 1988 to 1998 (after they lost to the Yankees in the playoffs) - 11 seasons in which they largely sucked (made playoffs twice, lost in first round both times).

12 years later, they're in the World Series.

So, now we know. It takes 12 years to recover from Bush leadership.

monster · 11-01-2010, 10:04 PM

har!

classicman · 11-01-2010, 10:46 PM

Why aren't you bitching that Pete's joke should be in the political humor thread?

10-28-2010, 10:52 PM	#3751
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10-29-2010, 03:07 PM	#3752
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10-30-2010, 10:08 AM	#3753
Spexxvet Makes some feel uncomfortable Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,346	. Attached Images __________________ "I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce

10-30-2010, 11:27 AM	#3754
morethanpretty Thats "Miss Zipper Neck" to you. Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: little town (but not the littlest) in texas Posts: 2,957	@Spex and Nirvana Although I LOL'd, I would like to remind you that the political jokes need to go in a different thread. Please use the "funny political pictures" thread or similar. Just don't want there to end up being a war of political cartoons in this thread. __________________ Addicts may suck dick for coke, but love came up with the idea to put a dick in there to begin with. -Jack O'Brien

10-30-2010, 05:30 PM	#3756
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	MTP is right, post 3757, and 3755, should really go here. I won't move them, but keep that option in mind for future posts. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

10-30-2010, 07:49 PM	#3757
spudcon Beware of potatoes Join Date: May 2007 Location: Upstate NY, USA Posts: 2,078	King Ozymandias of Assyria was running low on cash after years of war with the Hittites. His last great possession was the Star of the Euphrates, the most valuable diamond in the ancient world. Desperate, he went to Croesus, the pawnbroker, to ask for a loan. Croesus said, “I’ll give you 100,000 dinars for it.” “But I paid a million dinars for it,” the King protested. “Don’t you know who I am? I am the king!” Croesus replied, “When you wish to pawn a Star, makes no difference who you are.” __________________ "I believe that being despised by the despicable is as good as being admired by the admirable."

10-30-2010, 07:54 PM	#3758
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Groan. Well ok, it was funny. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

10-31-2010, 02:07 AM	#3759
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Everybody loses... Attached Images __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

10-31-2010, 03:07 AM	#3760
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Well, the obvious solution is to find the guy who knocked up Mrs Maus and give him the job. Wait a minute, MR MAUS???? Is his name Mickey by any chance? __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

10-31-2010, 03:56 AM	#3762
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Nicely played! __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

11-01-2010, 10:04 PM	#3764
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	har! __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

11-01-2010, 10:46 PM	#3765
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	Why aren't you bitching that Pete's joke should be in the political humor thread? __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

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