What's mildly irritating you today? - Page 262

footfootfoot · 10-02-2011, 10:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by infinite monkey

I haven't the foggiest idea how to light my furnace.

You know that it would be untrue
You know that I would be a liar
If I was to say to you

Sundae · 10-02-2011, 03:05 PM

£5.49 for one pair of children's socks?
You're having a giraffe.

Okay they are cool socks (Gruffalo themed "odd" socks) and the price includes postage.
But they cost more than most of my pairs of shoes these days!

(Christmas shopping early, wanted something cheap but useful/ recognisible but educational).

No cat sez no.
In fact he sez Hell, No! What you making them outta? Yak's nipples?

Clodfobble · 10-06-2011, 09:14 AM

Guh. Daughter woke up at 3:00 AM, didn't go back to sleep until 4:00. This after I foolishly went to bed at 11:30 and had to get up at 5:30.

But all is not lost, as this is my day with no classes or other specific obligations, and now that the kids are off, I could just go right back to bed now if I so chose!

Except I'm wide awake.

Pete Zicato · 10-06-2011, 11:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by infinite monkey

I haven't the foggiest idea how to light my furnace.

Bozo used to do it. I think it has to be lit with a lighter, but for the life of me I don't even see where.

There is almost nothing on the webz about this model, except a couple technical questions on a forum.

Most of the local heating/air places will have a guy come out and do cleaning and checking for $69. Do that and ask them to show you how to light the pilot.

By the way, most furnaces these days have electronic ignition - no pilot to light. They're also more efficient, so you might want to consider replacing your furnace.

footfootfoot · 10-06-2011, 11:45 AM

Light the pilot
Burst my balloon
Spank the monkey
Sell my perfume
Crop the Circle
Watch "Easy Rider"
Don't lose your army
Tonght's a losing battle

Sundae · 10-11-2011, 03:51 PM

The bloody amount of time it is taking me to apply for an 18 hour a week part time job.

JEBUS!

Not because of the questions they are asking - in fact I'm amazed at how little they've asked compared to usual paper application forms - but how slow the bloody system is.

And the information that is repeated in different sections.
I've already given my age range (at the start)
Now just waited over 4 minutes for another screen to load to check I am over 18!

WTF?

Been 45 minutes at this now.
I should charge.

Like I do for my milkshake training.

ETA - piece of fucking shit fucking bastard cunt fuckers.
Finally finished about 10 minutes ago (went to vent to the 'rents)
Stupid slow arsehole twatting time wasting system.

I filled it in as if I wanted the job (sadly I do, I need the money) but in truth I'd be terrifed of not being paid if their recruitment system is in any way like their payroll. Although I am lying as my SIL works for them full time, and one of "our" student teachers works part time.

Obviously I'm not naming them here.
But I might if I don't get the job.

plthijinx · 10-17-2011, 02:19 PM

went to my local bar to play in the weekly sunday poker tournament last night and while walking home a dickhead cop arrested me for PI not 50 yards from my front door. wouldn't let me make it. i just got home about 30 minutes ago. pfft!

Sundae · 10-17-2011, 02:51 PM

Oh yeah - didn't get that job.
Although I applied for another one with them and haven't been rejected yet, hence not naming and shaming.

What's PI, Filthy?

plthijinx · 10-17-2011, 02:53 PM

oh, yeah, sorry. it's Public Intoxication.

plthijinx · 10-17-2011, 02:54 PM

good luck! on the job you applied for and sorry you didn't get the other one...

BrilliantDisguise · 10-17-2011, 02:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by plthijinx

went to my local bar to play in the weekly sunday poker tournament last night and while walking home a dickhead cop arrested me for PI not 50 yards from my front door. wouldn't let me make it. i just got home about 30 minutes ago. pfft!

That sucks! How bad were you for him to have arrested you? Or was he just being a wiseass?

glatt · 10-17-2011, 02:58 PM

That would be more than mildly irritating me. Sorry, Filthy!

Trilby · 10-17-2011, 03:03 PM

wow - Filthy - that DOES suck (but you don't need me to tell you that) - god. cops. Can't live with 'em can't...well, you know.

I'm mildly irritated that I live in a city that does NOT allow you to cancel trash collection. You MUST have it. I can't take my own garbage to the dump. Not allowed. Seems unAmerican somehow...maybe I should go down to the recruiting office and sing Alice's Restaurant in protest.

HungLikeJesus · 10-17-2011, 03:47 PM

If you don't put it by the curb do they come into your house to get it?

Clodfobble · 10-17-2011, 03:55 PM

Yabbut they still make you pay for the service.

10-02-2011, 03:05 PM	#3917
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	£5.49 for one pair of children's socks? You're having a giraffe. Okay they are cool socks (Gruffalo themed "odd" socks) and the price includes postage. But they cost more than most of my pairs of shoes these days! (Christmas shopping early, wanted something cheap but useful/ recognisible but educational). No cat sez no. In fact he sez Hell, No! What you making them outta? Yak's nipples? __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

10-06-2011, 09:14 AM	#3918
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	Guh. Daughter woke up at 3:00 AM, didn't go back to sleep until 4:00. This after I foolishly went to bed at 11:30 and had to get up at 5:30. But all is not lost, as this is my day with no classes or other specific obligations, and now that the kids are off, I could just go right back to bed now if I so chose! Except I'm wide awake. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

10-06-2011, 11:45 AM	#3920
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Light the pilot Burst my balloon Spank the monkey Sell my perfume Crop the Circle Watch "Easy Rider" Don't lose your army Tonght's a losing battle __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

10-11-2011, 03:51 PM	#3921
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	The bloody amount of time it is taking me to apply for an 18 hour a week part time job. JEBUS! Not because of the questions they are asking - in fact I'm amazed at how little they've asked compared to usual paper application forms - but how slow the bloody system is. And the information that is repeated in different sections. I've already given my age range (at the start) Now just waited over 4 minutes for another screen to load to check I am over 18! WTF? Been 45 minutes at this now. I should charge. Like I do for my milkshake training. ETA - piece of fucking shit fucking bastard cunt fuckers. Finally finished about 10 minutes ago (went to vent to the 'rents) Stupid slow arsehole twatting time wasting system. I filled it in as if I wanted the job (sadly I do, I need the money) but in truth I'd be terrifed of not being paid if their recruitment system is in any way like their payroll. Although I am lying as my SIL works for them full time, and one of "our" student teachers works part time. Obviously I'm not naming them here. But I might if I don't get the job. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac Last edited by Sundae; 10-11-2011 at 04:22 PM.

10-17-2011, 02:19 PM	#3922
plthijinx Master Dwellar Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 4,197	went to my local bar to play in the weekly sunday poker tournament last night and while walking home a dickhead cop arrested me for PI not 50 yards from my front door. wouldn't let me make it. i just got home about 30 minutes ago. pfft! __________________ For your dreams to come true, you must first have a dream.

10-17-2011, 02:51 PM	#3923
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Oh yeah - didn't get that job. Although I applied for another one with them and haven't been rejected yet, hence not naming and shaming. What's PI, Filthy? __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

10-17-2011, 02:53 PM	#3924
plthijinx Master Dwellar Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 4,197	oh, yeah, sorry. it's Public Intoxication. __________________ For your dreams to come true, you must first have a dream.

10-17-2011, 02:54 PM	#3925
plthijinx Master Dwellar Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 4,197	good luck! on the job you applied for and sorry you didn't get the other one... __________________ For your dreams to come true, you must first have a dream.

10-17-2011, 02:58 PM	#3927
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	That would be more than mildly irritating me. Sorry, Filthy!

10-17-2011, 03:03 PM	#3928
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	wow - Filthy - that DOES suck (but you don't need me to tell you that) - god. cops. Can't live with 'em can't...well, you know. I'm mildly irritated that I live in a city that does NOT allow you to cancel trash collection. You MUST have it. I can't take my own garbage to the dump. Not allowed. Seems unAmerican somehow...maybe I should go down to the recruiting office and sing Alice's Restaurant in protest. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

10-17-2011, 03:47 PM	#3929
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	If you don't put it by the curb do they come into your house to get it? __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

10-17-2011, 03:55 PM	#3930
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	Yabbut they still make you pay for the service. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

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