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Old 11-24-2011, 11:54 AM   #4006
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I saw regular.joe had gone for a bike ride this morning and I though "hey, I'd like to do that, the day is young, the weather is nice". Then I remembered my bike is still stolen
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Old 11-24-2011, 02:22 PM   #4007
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Those fuckers
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Old 11-27-2011, 10:55 PM   #4008
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No Internet all day long. Have to call the company tomorrow. I'm checking the forum on my phone,hehe. But I think I'll go to bed now. Night people!
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Old 12-09-2011, 11:13 AM   #4009
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People who tell me what their glasses need to have done to them to get fixed, when they have no idea and are completely wrong.

"You need to adjust my nosepad"
"Why?"
"Because there's more pressure on one side"

Well, adjusting your nosepad wouldn't fix that, would it Ms. Shouldn't-be-telling-me-what-to-do-anyway?
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Old 12-12-2011, 09:03 PM   #4010
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School holidays are really irritating me (mind you we are only up to Day 2)

Not so much my kids, as everyone else's.

Neighbour: "J was a bit upset he wasnt allowed to play at your house yesterday?"

Bitchy Duck: " Well sorry, Im encouraging my 2 to make good choices and they decided they didnt want to play with J because he took one of their Nerf guns home and then said it was his"

(besides, I watched the little turd jumping off the roof of your house into the pool all afternoon. Impressionable turd 6 yr old doesnt need to be seeing that. J is starting highschool)

Also, why do they all need to play at my house all the time? Why dont they ever go to your house?

I miss the country insolation.
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Old 12-12-2011, 10:06 PM   #4011
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Your place is the new place Ducky. They'll get over it. When it comes down to it though, you're probably better off having yours where you can see them. Sounds like the kids next door leave a little to be desired.
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Old 12-12-2011, 10:36 PM   #4012
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Just a whole heap of new experiences.

Like Tyler, who will bend over backwards to be gracious and pleasant to the ferels from the neighbourhood, but be a right royal little arsehole to his younger brother.

Addison is just a shit to everyone, so he is at least consistant.

I miss when they used to play together and have fun doing boy stuff that wasnt illegal, dangerous or against common decancy.
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Old 12-12-2011, 11:20 PM   #4013
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If it's not illegal, dangerous or indecent it's really not worth doing. Specially if you're a boy, and even if you're a girl sometimes.
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Old 12-12-2011, 11:30 PM   #4014
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Old 12-18-2011, 07:03 PM   #4015
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so i went to the texans game today. they lost. no big deal. can't win'em all especially as hurt as they are. BUT what REALLY chapped my ass?? the fact that my new truck got broke into. azzholes didn't take anything but still the fact of the matter. pfft.
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Old 12-18-2011, 08:41 PM   #4016
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Aww dammit.

Did they smash glass to get in? 'cause you'll be finding broken bits for ever.
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Old 12-18-2011, 10:20 PM   #4017
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the fact that my new truck got broke into. azzholes didn't take anything but still the fact of the matter. pfft.
They probably got tired of riding Monster's bike and were looking to upgrade.

Cheer up Monster, when I was a kid I watched my bike get stolen while I was inside a fast food restaurant.
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Old 12-19-2011, 07:49 PM   #4018
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ouch rich! that had to suck!

no Zen, they popped the lock on the drivers side with a screwdriver and unlocked it that way.
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Old 12-19-2011, 08:07 PM   #4019
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I found out TOOL is coming to NJ in January. Tickets went on sale the 16th. sold out. you can find them for $175 each now.

balls.
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Old 12-19-2011, 09:27 PM   #4020
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Just irritating enough to complain about...

A job listing for a graphic designer in Center City Philadelphia. Reads like a nice position for a designer to apply for...until you get to the part where you must also be the office manager, executive assistant...and IT expert.

I figure this is either a totally new, made-up position at this company; or, they had 3 or 4 people performing these duties but couldn't afford to keep them; OR, they had someone in this position who one day, just ran screaming out the door and never came back.
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