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Old 01-08-2012, 12:05 PM   #1
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Old 01-08-2012, 12:11 PM   #2
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Is that the answer to tomorrow's puzzle?
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Old 01-09-2012, 01:37 PM   #3
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Mental Nuts WTF???

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Old 01-09-2012, 01:44 PM   #4
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How many trees were there? Were the slaves allowed to go around the trees? Was the guy below one of the slaves?
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Old 01-09-2012, 02:24 PM   #5
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The worst part of that is that it was homework from a school.
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Old 01-09-2012, 06:20 PM   #6
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It's absolutely shocking that a school would set that as a puzzle.

I mean, oranges are a countable noun, so the question should be "... how many..." not "...how much...".



Oh and they spelled "Mexicans" wrong.
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Old 01-09-2012, 06:30 PM   #7
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Re the slaves picking oranges.... Another 3rd grade homework on that test was:

"If Frederick got two beatings per day, how many beatings did he get in 1 week?"

The Principal is collecting the homework and destroying it, and looking for a teacher named Fred.
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Old 01-09-2012, 06:56 PM   #8
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A high-school science teacher in Western Australia got in hot water a while back.

Use "problem-based" teaching, they had told him. Make it interesting, they had told him.

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Assignment: design a terror attack using the WMD of your choice - chemical, biological or nuclear. Your goal is to inflict maximum causalties
Apply for a new job, they told him...
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Old 01-09-2012, 07:07 PM   #9
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Finish the sequences below

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Old 01-10-2012, 11:56 AM   #10
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A E F H I K L M N T....

B C D G J O P Q R S...
A E F H I K L M N T....VWXYZ

B C D G J O P Q R S...U

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Old 01-10-2012, 02:21 PM   #11
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A E F H I K L M N T....VWXYZ

B C D G J O P Q R S...U

Yes? No?
Show your work. In other words, how the hell did you figure that out?
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Old 01-09-2012, 07:57 PM   #12
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two new nuts since I didn't post yesterday
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Old 01-09-2012, 08:48 PM   #13
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#39 depends on whether James and William share their sandwiches with each other as well, i.e. form a pool of eight sangers shared among three eaters. I interpret this nut as NOT being like this.

I take it that stranger eats 2.5 of James' sangers, and 1.5 of William's sangers.

Assuming equal value of sandwiches, stranger should pay James 5 cents and William 3 cents.
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Old 01-10-2012, 07:57 AM   #14
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Five and eight sandwiches! That must have been the beginning of the obesity epidemic. These problems don't show up until 50 or 60 years later.
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Old 01-10-2012, 09:56 AM   #15
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#39 depends on whether James and William share their sandwiches with each other as well,
i.e. form a pool of eight sangers shared among three eaters. I interpret this nut as NOT being like this.

I take it that stranger eats 2.5 of James' sangers, and 1.5 of William's sangers.

Assuming equal value of sandwiches, stranger should pay James 5 cents and William 3 cents.
The stranger shared equally (50 %) and so paid 4 cents to each.

It's the law of supply and demand.
It just happened that William's were just worth more per sandwich
Or, maybe William's sandwich had squirrel meat, which is harder to come by
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