Weird News - Page 273

sexobon · 06-02-2019, 03:43 PM

I remember mentioning that before in this thread with regard to the weird news about a television actor who was fired for kicking a writer. One would have had to follow a link; however, to get to the Wikipedia entry for Shin-kicking.

xoxoxoBruce · 06-03-2019, 01:41 AM

I couldn't help myself, why the fuck would they do that? What's the point? Then it all came clear when I read the object is to throw the other guy to the ground, shin kicking is just part of the process.

Speaking of strange news...

According to the report, the 35-year-old man had fallen off his moped nine days before his visit to the ER. At first, he only seemed to have bruised his perineum, the area between the genitals and anus that’s commonly known as the “taint.” Before long, though, the man developed an erection that lasted far, far more than four hours. While the erection itself wasn’t painful and there were no other symptoms, he did have to deal with “mild discomfort on walking. ”Once at the ER, he was classified as having a Grade 4 erection,

0 – Penis does not enlarge.
1 – Penis is larger, but not hard.
2 – Penis is hard, but not hard enough for penetration.
3 – Penis is hard enough for penetration, but not completely hard.
4 – Penis is completely hard and fully rigid.

Yeah after 9 days it's wise to ask a pro.

Gravdigr · 06-12-2019, 10:46 AM

Ok, if this happens...I might have to see it in person.

Justin Bieber Challenges Tom Cruise To A UFC Cage Fight…Conor McGregor Wants To Host It

tw · 06-12-2019, 10:50 AM

The perfect example of an adult who is still a child.

Gravdigr · 06-12-2019, 01:36 PM

Which one? Justin , Tommy, Conor, or me?

Big Sarge · 06-12-2019, 03:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr

Ok, if this happens...I might have to see it in person.

Justin Bieber Challenges Tom Cruise To A UFC Cage Fight…Conor McGregor Wants To Host It

If only we could have a meteor impact that octagon while they are all in it.

Griff · 06-12-2019, 03:52 PM

Well, I guess this is where we’re at in 2019 ‘Merica.

tw · 06-12-2019, 11:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr

Which one? Justin , Tommy, Conor, or me?

Any adult who is no longer a child knows that child. Even "Leave it to Beaver". is more adult.

One would expect him to pick on someone more like himself - ie henry.

Carruthers · 07-01-2019, 01:06 PM

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Police called after man kicks off about gay pride gnome at Plymouth Asda

A man was told to leave an Asda store by police after reportedly kicking off about a gay pride gnome.

Four police officers attended the Estover branch in Plymouth at around 4.25pm on Saturday following reports that an abusive male was shouting at staff.

A shopper, who was in the store at the time, told Plymouth Live that the man was "causing a disturbance over a gnome [in] sort of gay pride flag colours".

The man was shouting at staff saying the colourful gnomes "offended him", the witness added.

The force incident manager at Devon and Cornwall Police, who oversees all incidents across the two counties, said the man was said to be "abusive and loud" and "was advised to leave the store by officers at the scene".

The irate shopper "eventually" co-operated.

He added: "The man was making a complaint about an item he had bought."

The witness, who asked to remain anonymous, said the incident unfolded at around 5.30pm, adding that the man was alone and had a "rainbow coloured gnome" in his bag.

Plymouth Live

The more I contemplate the actions of the great mass of humanity, the more I scratch my head in puzzlement or shrug my shoulders in weary resignation.

A little more practice and I shall be able to do both at the same time.

DanaC · 07-01-2019, 03:13 PM

Maybe he has other shit upsetting him and this is just what finally triggered the meltdown - on the other hand, maybe sometimes a gnome is just a gnome

Gravdigr · 07-01-2019, 04:07 PM

Perhaps he has had a bad experience with a gay little person...

Y'know whut, Ima just say it, get it out there, and over with:

Gay midget.

There.

Flint · 07-01-2019, 05:07 PM

Wait... he was upset about a gay gnome . . . that he had bought ??

xoxoxoBruce · 07-01-2019, 11:31 PM

Quote:

adding that the man was alone and had a "rainbow coloured gnome" in his bag.

I'd guess his wife or boyfriend brought it home.

tw · 07-02-2019, 10:53 AM

When did gnomes start having sex?

Happy Monkey · 07-02-2019, 01:02 PM

When do they STOP?

06-03-2019, 01:41 AM	#4082
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	I couldn't help myself, why the fuck would they do that? What's the point? Then it all came clear when I read the object is to throw the other guy to the ground, shin kicking is just part of the process. Speaking of strange news... According to the report, the 35-year-old man had fallen off his moped nine days before his visit to the ER. At first, he only seemed to have bruised his perineum, the area between the genitals and anus that’s commonly known as the “taint.” Before long, though, the man developed an erection that lasted far, far more than four hours. While the erection itself wasn’t painful and there were no other symptoms, he did have to deal with “mild discomfort on walking. ”Once at the ER, he was classified as having a Grade 4 erection, 0 – Penis does not enlarge. 1 – Penis is larger, but not hard. 2 – Penis is hard, but not hard enough for penetration. 3 – Penis is hard enough for penetration, but not completely hard. 4 – Penis is completely hard and fully rigid. Yeah after 9 days it's wise to ask a pro. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

06-12-2019, 10:46 AM	#4083
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Ok, if this happens...I might have to see it in person. Justin Bieber Challenges Tom Cruise To A UFC Cage Fight…Conor McGregor Wants To Host It __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

06-12-2019, 01:36 PM	#4085
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Which one? Justin , Tommy, Conor, or me? __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

06-12-2019, 03:52 PM	#4087
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	Well, I guess this is where we’re at in 2019 ‘Merica. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

07-01-2019, 04:07 PM	#4091
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Perhaps he has had a bad experience with a gay little person... Y'know whut, Ima just say it, get it out there, and over with: Gay midget. There. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

06-02-2019, 03:43 PM	#4081
sexobon I love it when a plan comes together. Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 9,793	I remember mentioning that before in this thread with regard to the weird news about a television actor who was fired for kicking a writer. One would have had to follow a link; however, to get to the Wikipedia entry for Shin-kicking.

06-12-2019, 10:50 AM	#4084
tw Read? I only know how to write. Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 11,933	The perfect example of an adult who is still a child.

07-01-2019, 05:07 PM	#4092
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	Wait... he was upset about a gay gnome . . . that he had bought ?? __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

07-02-2019, 10:53 AM	#4094
tw Read? I only know how to write. Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 11,933	When did gnomes start having sex?

07-02-2019, 01:02 PM	#4095
Happy Monkey I think this line's mostly filler. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: DC Posts: 13,575	When do they STOP? __________________ _________________ \|...............\| We live in the nick of times. \| Len 17, Wid 3 \| \|_______________\| [pics]

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