The WTF NSFW thread - Page 279

BigV · 04-01-2014, 11:18 AM

Depends on the condom. Polyurethane and lambskin condoms are not adversely affected by oil based lubricants.

Sundae · 04-01-2014, 01:57 PM

Yebbut, Trojans?
Aren't they just the average type condom you get in cinema or service station toilets?

Glatt, I figured the cucumber was foreplay...

I think I think too much.

Carruthers · 04-01-2014, 02:20 PM

Jean Condom represented France at Rugby Union.

When he was on tour he wrote French letters home.

xoxoxoBruce · 04-01-2014, 04:17 PM

Carruthers, it's time for your nap.

Carruthers · 04-01-2014, 04:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

Carruthers, it's time for your nap.

Point taken, Bruce. Good night!

BigV · 04-01-2014, 05:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sundae

Yebbut, Trojans?
Aren't they just the average type condom you get in cinema or service station toilets?

Glatt, I figured the cucumber was foreplay...

I think I think too much.

Sure.

Trojans polyurethane condoms.

Quote:

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Carruthers · 04-02-2014, 04:42 AM

Threads such as this aren't, shall we say, my 'natural habitat' but now I'm here I might as well continue, so.....

Are fellow Dwellars aware that there is a 'condom' emoticon?

No? It was a surprise to me as well.

Under what circumstances it would normally be used can only be speculated upon.

I'm sure someone will come up with an answer.

limey · 04-02-2014, 07:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carruthers

Threads such as this aren't, shall we say, my 'natural habitat' but now I'm here I might as well continue, so.....

Are fellow Dwellars aware that there is a 'condom' emoticon?

No? It was a surprise to me as well.

Under what circumstances it would normally be used can only be speculated upon.

I'm sure someone will come up with an answer.

Obviously, just before you use this one

Carruthers · 04-02-2014, 09:48 AM

Thanks, limey!

I knew that someone would come up with the answer.

Sundae · 04-02-2014, 09:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigV

Trojans polyurethane condoms.

Cheers, V.
I doubt I'll ever have the need for them, but all information is stored away in case of future use.

Gravdigr · 04-03-2014, 01:17 PM

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orthodoc · 04-03-2014, 07:52 PM

I'd say that you just made my night, but that might be misconstrued ...

Of course, we female beings don't have this issue; we can afford to be amused.

xoxoxoBruce · 04-03-2014, 08:27 PM

Usually do get to clean it up, though. Gesunheit.

orthodoc · 04-03-2014, 08:44 PM

You mean that YOU guys clean it up, right?

Gravdigr · 04-04-2014, 01:53 PM

Reminds me of the guy that sneezed into his trombone.

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04-02-2014, 04:42 AM	#7
Carruthers Junior Master Dwellar Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Buckinghamshire UK Posts: 4,059	Threads such as this aren't, shall we say, my 'natural habitat' but now I'm here I might as well continue, so..... Are fellow Dwellars aware that there is a 'condom' emoticon? No? It was a surprise to me as well. Under what circumstances it would normally be used can only be speculated upon. I'm sure someone will come up with an answer. __________________

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orthodoc Not Suspicious, Merely Canadian Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 3,774	I'd say that you just made my night, but that might be misconstrued ... Of course, we female beings don't have this issue; we can afford to be amused. __________________ The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated. - Ghandi

04-03-2014, 08:27 PM	#13
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Usually do get to clean it up, though. Gesunheit. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

04-03-2014, 08:44 PM	#14
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