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plthijinx · 01-18-2012, 02:45 PM

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xoxoxoBruce · 01-19-2012, 10:23 PM

Green Eggs and Hamlet

I ask to be or not to be.
That is the question I ask of me.
This sullied life, it makes me shudder.
My uncle's boffing dear sweet mother.
Would I, could I take me life?
Could I, should I end this strife?
Should I jump out of a plane?
Or throw myself before a train?

Should I from a cliff just leap?
Could I put myself to sleep?
Shoot myself ot take some poison?
Maybe try self immolation?

To shudder off this mortal coil,
I could stab myself with a fencing foil.
Slash my wrists while in the bath?
Would it end my angst and wrath?

To sleep, to dream, now there's the rub.
I could drop a toaster in my tub.
Would all be glad if I were dead?
Could I perhaps kill them instead?

ZenGum · 01-20-2012, 05:33 AM

Pete Zicato · 01-20-2012, 08:48 AM

That was eggcellent Bruce!

plthijinx · 01-20-2012, 10:20 AM

i know i know i'm supposed to be working but.....

classicman · 01-20-2012, 10:40 AM

That is a great one!

classicman · 01-20-2012, 10:48 AM

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classicman · 01-20-2012, 10:49 AM

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footfootfoot · 01-20-2012, 11:46 AM

That's our current favorite joke:

Two cannibals are eating a clown and one says to the other, "Does this taste funny to you?"

glatt · 01-20-2012, 11:49 AM

Yeah. It seems really familiar.

I looked for a Far Side version that they might have taken it from, but found nothing. There are at least 2-3 other "tastes funny" clown eating comics out there, but no Far Side version that I can see.

Sheldonrs · 01-20-2012, 12:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by footfootfoot

That's our current favorite joke:

Two cannibals are eating a clown and one says to the other, "Does this taste funny to you?"

The smaller parts can be joking hazards.

plthijinx · 01-20-2012, 03:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sheldonrs

The smaller parts can be joking hazards.

that was funny shel!!

infinite monkey · 01-20-2012, 12:00 PM

It's an oldie but a goodie.

I searched for a Far Side once a long time ago and couldn't find it either: the one with the giant bee in the backseat of the car.

01-18-2012, 10:35 AM	#1
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01-18-2012, 10:36 AM	#2
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01-18-2012, 02:45 PM	#3
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01-19-2012, 10:23 PM	#4
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Green Eggs and Hamlet I ask to be or not to be. That is the question I ask of me. This sullied life, it makes me shudder. My uncle's boffing dear sweet mother. Would I, could I take me life? Could I, should I end this strife? Should I jump out of a plane? Or throw myself before a train? Should I from a cliff just leap? Could I put myself to sleep? Shoot myself ot take some poison? Maybe try self immolation? To shudder off this mortal coil, I could stab myself with a fencing foil. Slash my wrists while in the bath? Would it end my angst and wrath? To sleep, to dream, now there's the rub. I could drop a toaster in my tub. Would all be glad if I were dead? Could I perhaps kill them instead? __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

01-20-2012, 05:33 AM	#5
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01-20-2012, 10:40 AM	#8
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01-20-2012, 11:46 AM	#11
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	That's our current favorite joke: Two cannibals are eating a clown and one says to the other, "Does this taste funny to you?" __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

01-20-2012, 11:49 AM	#12
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Yeah. It seems really familiar. I looked for a Far Side version that they might have taken it from, but found nothing. There are at least 2-3 other "tastes funny" clown eating comics out there, but no Far Side version that I can see.

01-20-2012, 12:00 PM	#15
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	It's an oldie but a goodie. I searched for a Far Side once a long time ago and couldn't find it either: the one with the giant bee in the backseat of the car.

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