10-22-2011, 12:26 PM | #4246 |
I hear them call the tide
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10-22-2011, 08:32 PM | #4247 |
Doctor Wtf
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Oh this meme is doing a lot of work lately.
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10-26-2011, 06:12 PM | #4248 |
Back in 10
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10-28-2011, 01:29 AM | #4249 |
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LOL!!!!
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10-28-2011, 04:49 PM | #4250 |
The Un-Tuckian
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Love it!!
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10-28-2011, 04:50 PM | #4251 |
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10-28-2011, 05:10 PM | #4252 |
barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy.
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This was simply too much of a time saver not to share it.
1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl. 2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom. 3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close the lid. You may need to stand on the lid. 4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind... the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this. 5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a 'power-wash and rinse'. 6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door. 7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid. 8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off. 9. Both the toilet and the cat will be sparkling clean. With love, from the Dog. ♥♥♥
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11-02-2011, 10:08 AM | #4253 |
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Puns... I need puns...
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11-02-2011, 10:09 AM | #4254 |
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To whoever has bills to pay.
give it back, bill's head is cold. |
11-02-2011, 10:30 AM | #4255 |
To shreds, you say?
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Bill Stickers is innocent, I tell you.
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11-02-2011, 10:33 AM | #4256 |
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Pass the butter, bill.
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11-02-2011, 01:13 PM | #4257 |
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For some reason I thought of "butter face".
You know, everything looked good, but her face.
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11-02-2011, 01:13 PM | #4258 |
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Ahhh yes, memories of Butterface.
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11-06-2011, 11:15 AM | #4259 |
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This one is with thanks to DanaC for introducing me to Jimmy Carr
Beware: the topic is Offensive Jokes with all sorts of topics... done with skill, and I think his audience enjoyed the entire session |
11-06-2011, 01:52 PM | #4260 | |
We have to go back, Kate!
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Har! I thought I spotted a bit of Carr about some of your lastest one liners :P
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