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Old 03-17-2014, 11:40 AM   #1
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Another snow day today. I had to do something with myself, so I decided to make some wheel chocks. I had been wedging bricks against the tires when jacking up the car, but that didn't give me too much confidence.
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Old 03-17-2014, 11:45 AM   #2
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Sweet! a half pipe for GI Joes.
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Old 03-17-2014, 04:28 PM   #3
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Don't forget the rope handles so you can yank them quickly and get clear, when the fighter pilots scramble.
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Old 03-17-2014, 05:51 PM   #4
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You got a Boeing 777 in your basement?
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Old 03-19-2014, 08:50 AM   #5
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Overbuilders Anonymous.

"Hi my name is Glatt and I'm an overbuilder."

Hi Glatt!
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Old 03-19-2014, 09:21 AM   #6
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Yep. Did I mention that last weekend my car rolled off of the jack as I was lowering it? I had just put the wheel back on with the lug nuts finger tight, and as I was lowering it, it just slowly rolled forward and off the jack. Scared the crap out of me. The brick I was using as a wheel chock did nothing because I apparently had it on the uphill side of the wheel and not the downhill side of the wheel. I had had the car in neutral with the parking brake off because I wanted to spin the wheel to check this one caliper that was slightly rubbing the rotor. (I cleaned it and greased the caliper sliding pin and it's better now.)

Anyway, nothing got hurt and it just came down faster than I meant it to, but it made me wish I had some proper wheel chocks.

Operator error was entirely to blame, but having these massive chocks will be a visual reminder to secure the damn car so it can't roll. They are 6 inches tall and match the curvature of the wheels pretty closely.
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Old 03-19-2014, 12:50 PM   #7
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The brick I was using as a wheel chock did nothing because I apparently had it on the uphill side of the wheel and not the downhill side of the wheel.
Please learn the difference. We don't want to read about no Glattsplatt.
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Old 03-19-2014, 01:21 PM   #8
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before butt pucker comes to stay.
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Old 03-19-2014, 04:39 PM   #9
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My woman built beehives while I was writing annual reviews last weekend. At least I built the bench she built the hives on.
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Old 03-19-2014, 10:34 AM   #10
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Old 03-19-2014, 12:58 PM   #11
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Ah, I was wondering why you made four of em... so you can chock both sides of two tires.
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Old 03-19-2014, 04:59 PM   #12
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I always wanted to know how to do that sort of joinery. I admire the folks who can do this.

I have a complicated turtle basking area to build soon, and I will wind up doing a shitty job of it.
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Old 03-19-2014, 05:27 PM   #13
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The pieces parts were pre-cut, Pete just glued, nailed, and painted them. Box joints are not that hard though and they can be cut a number of ways. The internet can be your friend on this. Find a system that matches the tools you have. Using a square, I'd probably lay out the fingers in 1" increments making sure to offset the fingers for the sides vs the front and back. Then use a hand saw and a chisel to remove the wood. Just take your time and keep everything nice and square from start to finish. Or you just butt the boards together and screw them...
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Old 03-19-2014, 08:51 PM   #14
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I always wanted to know how to do that sort of joinery. I admire the folks who can do this.

I have a complicated turtle basking area to build soon, and I will wind up doing a shitty job of it.
Let me know if you need an custom ceramic bits, I will be happy to make those for you (no cost of course) -we have found them quite useful for our reptiles and fish. Recently made a splash pool with "beach" area for the bearded dragon. very quick and easy to throw something together but takes a few weeks to get through the drying and firing process.
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Old 03-19-2014, 05:32 PM   #15
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Those look great!
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