Funny/Embarrassing things they say - Page 29

Flint · 04-04-2009, 11:08 AM

The girl (2.5) telling mama, loudly, at the grocery store "You're not treating me right!" lol where does she get this stuff?

Sheldonrs · 04-07-2009, 06:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster

Hector (9) was trying to tell us which song was his current favorite.

"You know, the one about hanging bitches on the wall"

(Ashes of Soma, Bedroom Wall, the word is "pictures")

I see a future in rap music for this kid.

Aliantha · 04-07-2009, 06:46 PM

This might not be funny to anyone not Australian, but Mav was on a roll a couple of nights ago. First he said, "Canberra is the most exciting place to visit" and then a short time later Aden asked him if he was going to do some push-ups and Mav's response was, "After I file my nails."

After the second comment, Aden and I were literally rolling around the floor laughing our arses off.

Clodfobble · 04-19-2009, 04:30 PM

Not something the kid said, but a story about the kid...

My stepson's mother recently let us know that she's trying to cut back on the amount of soy the boy eats, because soy contains phytoestrogens which can mimic real estrogen in the body... and, well, she's concerned that he's kind of a pansy.

I got news for you, lady. I was predicting your son would be gay from the time he was 18 months old. Ain't got nothin' to do with the soy.

The sad thing is she's a bit of a fundamentalist, and this will probably seriously harm her relationship with him when he is older. Not really my problem, though.

monster · 04-19-2009, 06:07 PM

Descending in the elevator -with strangers- at the airport tonight:

Hector (quietly): that sort of tickles!
Thor (loudly) yeah, it tickles my wiener too!

::Hector dies of embarrasment::

dar512 · 04-20-2009, 12:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Clodfobble

I got news for you, lady. I was predicting your son would be gay from the time he was 18 months old.

I'm trying to figure what you could see in an 18 month old that would tell you he's inclined to be gay. I've got nothin'.

So what was it?

Clodfobble · 04-20-2009, 02:20 PM

He would walk around with his hands on his hips, except with his thumbs turned outward and the hands rotated around towards his kidneys. His favorite toys were his sister's Barbie dolls, and his favorite game was to dress up in her dresses (never other dressup clothes, just her dresses.) He shrieked in the presence of anything even moderately loud or aggressive, and was scared to play on most playground equipment.

All very silly and stereotypical of course, and at the time my prediction was a joke. But he has done nothing but reinforce the stereotypes in the years since. (And just to make sure it's clear, I have no problem with his personality, whatever it may or may not indicate. It's who he is. But stereotypes do exist for a reason...)

monster · 04-20-2009, 05:49 PM

I know kids like that, and my friend too. the ones I know aren't adults yet, but she says the kid she knew was a screaming queen from age 2 and is now just the same ages 30ish.

binky · 04-20-2009, 06:34 PM

It was around 93 degrees at the hottest point of the day today, and when my neighbor asked my 8 year old where her jacket was before school today, she rolls her eyes and says"it's going to be hotter than hell today!"

Queen of the Ryche · 04-21-2009, 02:38 PM

Princess OtR was playing a Life Saver Candy game where you match the halves to make a whole - When she got stuck and asked for help she said, "Thanks mommy. You're a Life Saver." Pretty punny for five I think.

Aliantha · 04-22-2009, 07:38 AM

Aden goes to school with a kid called Adam Stiff, and today they had to write their last name before the first, so it came out STIFF, Adam.

So Aden was telling me this and then said, "If my last name was Stiff, I'd hate my first name to be Richard".

Queen of the Ryche · 04-22-2009, 11:40 AM

How old is he? That's funny!

Aliantha · 04-22-2009, 10:14 PM

He's 12. Almost 13. First year of high school.

Everything is about the penis now...and I suppose it will be for the rest of his life.

ZenGum · 04-25-2009, 03:35 AM

I knew a guy called Mark Stretch. Of course, on the library computer system, it's family name first.

true story.

Queen of the Ryche · 05-22-2009, 01:03 PM

Princess OTR (age 5) did a drawing of me, her, hearts, rainbows, flowers, etc. In one margin there's an NESW - I asked why: "That's a compass mommy, cuz I live you in all directions."

04-04-2009, 11:08 AM	#421
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	The girl (2.5) telling mama, loudly, at the grocery store "You're not treating me right!" lol where does she get this stuff? __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

04-07-2009, 06:46 PM	#423
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	This might not be funny to anyone not Australian, but Mav was on a roll a couple of nights ago. First he said, "Canberra is the most exciting place to visit" and then a short time later Aden asked him if he was going to do some push-ups and Mav's response was, "After I file my nails." After the second comment, Aden and I were literally rolling around the floor laughing our arses off. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

04-19-2009, 04:30 PM	#424
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	Not something the kid said, but a story about the kid... My stepson's mother recently let us know that she's trying to cut back on the amount of soy the boy eats, because soy contains phytoestrogens which can mimic real estrogen in the body... and, well, she's concerned that he's kind of a pansy. I got news for you, lady. I was predicting your son would be gay from the time he was 18 months old. Ain't got nothin' to do with the soy. The sad thing is she's a bit of a fundamentalist, and this will probably seriously harm her relationship with him when he is older. Not really my problem, though. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

04-19-2009, 06:07 PM	#425
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Descending in the elevator -with strangers- at the airport tonight: Hector (quietly): that sort of tickles! Thor (loudly) yeah, it tickles my wiener too! ::Hector dies of embarrasment:: __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

04-20-2009, 02:20 PM	#427
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	He would walk around with his hands on his hips, except with his thumbs turned outward and the hands rotated around towards his kidneys. His favorite toys were his sister's Barbie dolls, and his favorite game was to dress up in her dresses (never other dressup clothes, just her dresses.) He shrieked in the presence of anything even moderately loud or aggressive, and was scared to play on most playground equipment. All very silly and stereotypical of course, and at the time my prediction was a joke. But he has done nothing but reinforce the stereotypes in the years since. (And just to make sure it's clear, I have no problem with his personality, whatever it may or may not indicate. It's who he is. But stereotypes do exist for a reason...) __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

04-20-2009, 05:49 PM	#428
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	I know kids like that, and my friend too. the ones I know aren't adults yet, but she says the kid she knew was a screaming queen from age 2 and is now just the same ages 30ish. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

04-20-2009, 06:34 PM	#429
binky all hollowed out Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Ridgecrest, CA Posts: 982	It was around 93 degrees at the hottest point of the day today, and when my neighbor asked my 8 year old where her jacket was before school today, she rolls her eyes and says"it's going to be hotter than hell today!" __________________ The meanest Mom EVER!!!!

04-21-2009, 02:38 PM	#430
Queen of the Ryche is fleeing the scene Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Beautiful CO Posts: 1,510	Princess OtR was playing a Life Saver Candy game where you match the halves to make a whole - When she got stuck and asked for help she said, "Thanks mommy. You're a Life Saver." Pretty punny for five I think. __________________ Once, in an interview, Chuck Norris admitted that he was not the most awesome thing ever. He declined to elaborate; but I believe we all know that he was referring to the existence of chocolate covered bacon. I'd rather be judged by twelve than carried by six.

04-22-2009, 07:38 AM	#431
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	Aden goes to school with a kid called Adam Stiff, and today they had to write their last name before the first, so it came out STIFF, Adam. So Aden was telling me this and then said, "If my last name was Stiff, I'd hate my first name to be Richard". __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

04-22-2009, 11:40 AM	#432
Queen of the Ryche is fleeing the scene Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Beautiful CO Posts: 1,510	How old is he? That's funny! __________________ Once, in an interview, Chuck Norris admitted that he was not the most awesome thing ever. He declined to elaborate; but I believe we all know that he was referring to the existence of chocolate covered bacon. I'd rather be judged by twelve than carried by six.

04-22-2009, 10:14 PM	#433
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	He's 12. Almost 13. First year of high school. Everything is about the penis now...and I suppose it will be for the rest of his life. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

04-25-2009, 03:35 AM	#434
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	I knew a guy called Mark Stretch. Of course, on the library computer system, it's family name first. true story. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

05-22-2009, 01:03 PM	#435
Queen of the Ryche is fleeing the scene Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Beautiful CO Posts: 1,510	Princess OTR (age 5) did a drawing of me, her, hearts, rainbows, flowers, etc. In one margin there's an NESW - I asked why: "That's a compass mommy, cuz I live you in all directions." __________________ Once, in an interview, Chuck Norris admitted that he was not the most awesome thing ever. He declined to elaborate; but I believe we all know that he was referring to the existence of chocolate covered bacon. I'd rather be judged by twelve than carried by six.

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