12-14-2011, 05:59 PM | #4337 |
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It all began with an iPhone...
March was when our son celebrated his 17th birthday, and we got him an iPhone. He just loved it. Who wouldn't? I celebrated my birthday in July, and my wife made me very happy when she bought me an iPad. Our daughter's birthday was in August so we got her an iPod Touch. . . . My wife celebrated her birthday in September so I got her an iRon. |
12-14-2011, 06:29 PM | #4338 |
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images are broken at least on my end hlj. the joke holds up but theres just little broken jpg boxes.
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12-14-2011, 07:59 PM | #4339 | |
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The only important one is the last one. Let me know if this works: |
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12-14-2011, 09:03 PM | #4340 |
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oh, the iRony
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12-16-2011, 02:30 PM | #4341 |
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The iRoning is delicious.
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12-16-2011, 03:28 PM | #4342 |
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12-16-2011, 03:49 PM | #4343 |
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THE SCOTTISH COW.
The only cow in a small town in Ireland stopped giving milk. Then the town folk found they could buy a cow in Scotland quite cheaply. So, they brought the cow over from Scotland. It was absolutely wonderful, it produced lots of milk every day and everyone was happy. They bought a bull to mate with the cow to get more cows, so they'd never have to worry about their milk supply again. They put the bull in the pasture with the cow but whenever the bull tried to mount the cow, the cow would move away. No matter what approach the bull tried, the cow would move away from the bull, and he was never able to do the deed. The people were very upset and decided to go to the Vet, who was very wise, to tell him what was happening and ask his advice. "Whenever the bull tries to mount our cow, she moves away. If he approaches from the back, she moves forward. When he approaches her from the front, she backs off. If he attempts it from the one side, she walks away to the other side." The Vet rubbed his chin thoughtfully and pondered this before asking, "Did you by chance, buy this cow in Scotland ?" The people were dumbfounded, since no one had ever mentioned that they had brought the cow over from Scotland. "You are truly a wise Vet," they said. "How did you know we got the cow from Scotland ? The Vet replied with a distant look in his eye: "My wife is from Scotland"
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12-16-2011, 04:33 PM | #4344 |
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You get used to it.
Please don't ask me to explain.
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12-17-2011, 08:26 AM | #4345 |
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These are great! Best lost and found posters.
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Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012! Last edited by glatt; 12-17-2011 at 05:41 PM. Reason: reported vrus at link |
12-17-2011, 12:35 PM | #4346 |
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That site gave me a virus - on my work computer. You might want to delete the link.
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12-17-2011, 01:25 PM | #4347 |
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Holy shit! I didn't get anything on mine. But it is an apple. Sorry about that.
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12-17-2011, 01:41 PM | #4348 |
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I thought my work firewall would protect against such things, but I guess not.
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12-17-2011, 05:17 PM | #4349 |
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What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?
A flat miner.
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12-17-2011, 06:08 PM | #4350 |
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A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.
The first does a total makeover.. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new makeup; buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much. The man was impressed. The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much. Again, the man is impressed. The third invests the money in the stock market She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5,000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much. Obviously, the man was impressed. The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her. Then he married the one with the biggest boobs. Men are like that, you know.
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