07-13-2009, 07:05 PM | #4351 |
Gone and done
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no, her REAR lobes.
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07-13-2009, 07:57 PM | #4352 |
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I can live in my own house now. I've been having to housesit for my boss and commute to take care of my family (dogs). Feels good to be home at night. It's uncomfortable for me to leave my modest lifestyle and step into the realm of the super rich. Sometimes I'm actually PROUD to be middle class. Working there is fine. But when the work day ends, I wanna go home.
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07-13-2009, 08:06 PM | #4353 |
I can hear my ears
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laf
that took me a minute to get. well....like 35 seconds.
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07-13-2009, 11:22 PM | #4354 |
Larger than life and twice as ugly.
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I was in the mall, and picked up a jacket on clearance.
Clairborne, originally $275, clearance $30. Now, I thought I read it wrong. But no. And to find it in my size, pretty damn sweet.
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07-14-2009, 10:40 AM | #4355 |
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Good for you Capn. And I agree - middle calss suits mewell. (Less pretense.)
And I get it Cloud - I know piercing is your passion, so I guess congrats would be in order?
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07-16-2009, 02:42 AM | #4356 |
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The whisky is starting to work, at last.
Good night.
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07-16-2009, 09:34 AM | #4357 |
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What's making me happy today is my scale. It seems I've finally convinced my baby fat to take a hike!
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07-16-2009, 11:53 AM | #4358 |
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I got back test results from a procedure I had last week - NORMAL! After 5 years of abnormal. Thinking it will stick when I go back in 3-4 months.
Have a new nephew! SO cute and excited. Can't wait to see him even though it will be some time cause they are in TX and I am in NC. Good day today |
07-16-2009, 11:58 AM | #4359 |
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Congratulations, bbro!
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07-16-2009, 12:04 PM | #4360 |
The future is unwritten
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If a bbro leaves NC, walking at a speed of 3mph, for 8 hrs/day, how long before the new nephew graduates from high school will she arrive?
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07-16-2009, 12:33 PM | #4361 |
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How long will it take if he is on a treadmill?
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07-16-2009, 01:33 PM | #4362 |
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with casters?
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07-16-2009, 01:36 PM | #4363 |
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Thanks Clod!
Yea, I don't think I am going to be walking on foot or a treadmill. Even with casters |
07-16-2009, 07:45 PM | #4364 |
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Just take the plane and leave the treadmill. And bring a sha... I mean a dolphin.
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07-16-2009, 07:46 PM | #4365 |
Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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Friends make me happy today.
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