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Old 03-04-2012, 10:35 AM   #4456
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the british Top Gear did a southern-US adventure across the South. They at one point spray-paint eachother's cars with words and slogans... and ACTUALLY get run outta town, by burly and threatening men in a pickup truck, at an Alabama gas station.
http://www.topgear.com/uk/videos/southern-discomfort
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Old 03-04-2012, 10:36 AM   #4457
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and how white your flag is.
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Old 03-04-2012, 11:03 AM   #4458
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THANK YOU. I totally needed to rewatch that. It's nice to remind myself sometimes why I don't take my little rainbow-bumper-stickered Subaru further south than Jersey.
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Old 03-04-2012, 11:43 AM   #4459
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You're not from around here are you?
That's something I don't want to be hearing at some isolated country gas station !
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Old 03-04-2012, 01:23 PM   #4460
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THANK YOU. I totally needed to rewatch that. It's nice to remind myself sometimes why I don't take my little rainbow-bumper-stickered Subaru further south than Jersey.
You need a magnetic "The South Will Rise Again" sticker to cover it up while you travel south.
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Old 03-04-2012, 01:29 PM   #4461
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Depends on how big of a gun you have
I'll make sure to bring one. And I'll work to be fast on the draw.

In case discretion is required, a nice K-Bar should do it.
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Old 03-04-2012, 06:53 PM   #4462
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Old 03-09-2012, 11:33 AM   #4463
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Saw this on the bearded collie forum and it made me smile. Probably one mainly for the Brits.

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Mr Cadbury met Miss Rowntree on a Double Decker.

It was just After Eight.

They got off at Quality Street .

He asked her name. 'Polo, I'm the one with the hole' she said with a Wispa.

'I'm Marathon, the one with the nuts' he replied.

He touched her Cream Eggs, which was a Kinder Surprise for her.

Then he slipped his hand into her Snickers, which made her Ripple.

He fondled her Jelly Babies and she rubbed his Tic Tacs.

Soon they were Heart Throbs.

It was a Fab moment as she screamed in Turkish Delight.

But, 3 days later, his Sherbet Dip Dab started to itch.

Turns out Miss Rowntree had been with Bertie Bassett and he had Allsorts!
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Old 03-09-2012, 11:56 AM   #4464
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Saw this on the bearded collie forum and it made me smile. Probably one mainly for the Brits.
And nine months later they named her Baby Ruth
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Old 03-09-2012, 12:39 PM   #4465
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It was a Fab moment as she screamed in Turkish Delight, "Oh, Henry!".
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Old 03-09-2012, 02:34 PM   #4466
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she had the red hots, there were chuckles, when he began seeing dots
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Old 03-09-2012, 03:32 PM   #4467
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She gargled his Jujyfruits, after she swallowed his Whopper.
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Old 03-09-2012, 04:22 PM   #4468
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She gargled his Jujyfruits, after she swallowed his Whopper.
And then he went to the free clinic with a serious case of Spotted Dick.
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Old 03-09-2012, 09:30 PM   #4469
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Old 03-09-2012, 09:32 PM   #4470
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here we go again... sigh
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