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Today I learnt that you can burn things to charcoal in a microwave. In fact there were very nearly flames.
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02-27-2014, 12:00 PM
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We have to go back, Kate!
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I've done that. With a jacket spud.
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02-27-2014, 12:30 PM
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polaroid of perfection
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I set sweet potato crisps alight. Or was it aubergine?
All I know is they ignited in the time it took me to cross my little kitchen in Leicester. That was under the grill though.
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02-27-2014, 02:48 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
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Today I learned that stern, tough guys aren't always quite so tough. Keep in mind, this is a 70 yo, high-school math teacher, Vietnam War veteran, no children, never married:
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02-27-2014, 06:47 PM
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 You know what else can burn things to charcoal? A toaster oven...well, a convection oven. Yups. I was baking a tray of taco shells and had forgotten about it. Became charcoal....black, crisp piles that emitted such black smoke that the entire inside of of the oven was covered a thick black layer of it. I was lucky that I didn't burn my place down. 
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02-28-2014, 10:53 AM
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I love babies.
I used to volunteer at children's hospital, and I spelled parents too, but not with infants. Man, that looks like a prime assignment.
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03-19-2014, 02:28 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
Join Date: Apr 2007
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Today I learned that a "lightly loaded" Boeing 777 is quicker than a lot of 'sports' cars.
0-60 mph in less than 6 seconds! FYI - A 777-200 (the lightest (!) version) weighs 297,000 lbs - empty.
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03-19-2014, 06:01 PM
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Today I learned that I am politically impartial.
It was budget day and I slept through most of the Chancellor of the Exchequer's speech and that of the leader of Her Majesty's loyal opposition.
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03-19-2014, 06:03 PM
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The future is unwritten
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Are you sure you haven't just learned not to get excited about shit you can't do anything about?
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03-19-2014, 06:10 PM
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Junior Master Dwellar
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04-01-2014, 10:30 PM
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I hear them call the tide
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Today I learned that if you eat Swiss cheese then drink orange juice the resulting taste is reminiscent of vomit
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04-03-2014, 12:44 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
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Kinda like cinnamon rolls and beer.
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04-03-2014, 01:25 PM
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I hear them call the tide
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NEVER eat anything sweet with beer. EVER.
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04-03-2014, 01:58 PM
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To shreds, you say?
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How to solve a x^2 + b x + c = 0 for x.
And not to invest in the Beer Ice Cream float truck.
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04-03-2014, 02:11 PM
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I hear them call the tide
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Ew, what a horrible thought
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