Quotes and Stuff - Page 3

Gravdigr · 05-20-2012, 06:53 PM

Quote:

The internet was made of cats, [Al] Gore was just the pussy that started it.

~xoxoxoBruce

infinite monkey · 05-21-2012, 08:03 AM

The trust of the innocent is the liar's most useful tool.
--Stephen King

Gravdigr · 05-21-2012, 04:44 PM

Quote:

The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled, was convincing the world he didn't exist.

~Keyser Söze

Gravdigr · 05-28-2012, 09:59 AM

From one of the greatest philosophical minds of our lifetime:

Dave Chappelle.

Quote:

Chivalry died when women started readin' the shit in all them magazines. They got too much advice about men from other women. And they don't know what the fuck they're talkin' about. I see them in the grocery store, says on the cover "100 Ways to Please Your Man" by some lady. Come on, man. Ain't no 100 ways. That list is four things long. Just suck his dick, play with his balls,fix him a sandwich, and don't talk so much and he'll be happy!

DanaC · 05-28-2012, 10:43 AM

From Michael Wood's latest tv series, looking at the history of Britain from the ordinary person's perspective,

"Remember there were black people in Britain before there were English"

Gravdigr · 05-30-2012, 04:18 PM

Quote:

"She saw what little good there was in me, and there was little," ... "I'm awful glad she cared about me, and I'm awful glad she married me."

~Arthel 'Doc' Watson 1923-2012

Gravdigr · 06-09-2012, 04:12 PM

I think I might love this man:

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Gravdigr · 06-15-2012, 08:33 AM

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California is about 25 miles south of Pittsburgh.

~Associated Press

wolf · 06-15-2012, 11:47 AM

Drug misuse is not a disease, it is a decision, like the decision to step out in front of a moving car. You would call that not a disease but an error in judgment. When a bunch of people begin to do it, it is a social error, a life-style. In this particular life-style the motto is "Be happy now because tomorrow you are dying," but the dying begins almost at once, and the happiness is a memory. It is, then, only a speeding up, an intensifying, of the ordinary human existence. It is not different from your life-style, it is only faster. It all takes place in days or weeks or months instead of years. "Take the cash and let the credit go," as Villon said in 1460. But that is a mistake if the cash is a penny and the credit a whole lifetime.

Philip K. Dick
Author's Note
A Scanner Darkly

I have had this quote pinned up on my desk since the mid-1980's, long before I worked at the nuthouse.

ZenGum · 06-15-2012, 08:28 PM

Interesting and I think true, but it all hinges on the phrase "drug misuse".

The misuse of drugs is bad for you? Well, of course it is, that is what misuse means.

Gravdigr · 06-18-2012, 04:34 PM

Using a pound of dope for a doorstop, now, that's misuse.

BigV · 06-18-2012, 09:20 PM

??

why? how much dope does it take to stop a door anyhow?

classicman · 06-18-2012, 09:58 PM

Only one nice bud if positioned properly.

Gravdigr · 06-20-2012, 04:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigV

??

why? how much dope does it take to stop a door anyhow?

[BritAccent]It's depending on the door, now, innit?[/BritAccent]

Gravdigr · 06-20-2012, 04:09 PM

'The Bosom'?

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from a 1967 issue of "The Tattler"

06-09-2012, 04:12 PM	#37
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	I think I might love this man: __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

06-15-2012, 11:47 AM	#39
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Drug misuse is not a disease, it is a decision, like the decision to step out in front of a moving car. You would call that not a disease but an error in judgment. When a bunch of people begin to do it, it is a social error, a life-style. In this particular life-style the motto is "Be happy now because tomorrow you are dying," but the dying begins almost at once, and the happiness is a memory. It is, then, only a speeding up, an intensifying, of the ordinary human existence. It is not different from your life-style, it is only faster. It all takes place in days or weeks or months instead of years. "Take the cash and let the credit go," as Villon said in 1460. But that is a mistake if the cash is a penny and the credit a whole lifetime. Philip K. Dick Author's Note A Scanner Darkly I have had this quote pinned up on my desk since the mid-1980's, long before I worked at the nuthouse. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

06-15-2012, 08:28 PM	#40
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Interesting and I think true, but it all hinges on the phrase "drug misuse". The misuse of drugs is bad for you? Well, of course it is, that is what misuse means. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

06-18-2012, 04:34 PM	#41
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Using a pound of dope for a doorstop, now, that's misuse. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

06-18-2012, 09:20 PM	#42
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	?? why? how much dope does it take to stop a door anyhow? __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

05-21-2012, 08:03 AM	#32
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	The trust of the innocent is the liar's most useful tool. --Stephen King

06-18-2012, 09:58 PM	#43
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	Only one nice bud if positioned properly. __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

06-20-2012, 04:09 PM	#45
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	'The Bosom'? from a 1967 issue of "The Tattler" __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

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