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04-26-2018, 09:28 AM
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I can hear my ears
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You know how I know we're old? We're apologizing to each other like a couple of Canadians.
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04-26-2018, 09:39 AM
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Read? I only know how to write.
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Cut off your hand to count the rings. To really know how old your are.
Doing it proves you are too old. |
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04-26-2018, 04:00 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
Join Date: Apr 2007
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Yer wearing yer rings wrong. Put 'em on yer fingers, and ya won't hafta cut yer hand off to count them.
Now ya know. And knowing is half the battle.
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04-27-2018, 09:44 PM
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Read? I only know how to write.
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Simply count the rings. How many times does the phone ring before you can get to it? More rings means one is getting older.
How to stay younger. Use a portable phone. Stay in bed and answer faster. Then do not feel so old. |
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04-28-2018, 09:06 AM
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I can hear my ears
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you know how I know you're old?
your balls touch the toilet water
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04-28-2018, 09:11 AM
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Try sitting on one of your balls. Like having a Thanksgiving dinner with 8 people at the table and you sit on your nuts. Ow.
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04-29-2018, 11:03 PM
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I hear them call the tide
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The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart |
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04-29-2018, 11:05 PM
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I hear them call the tide
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bad news: I have to do it my gdf self and it's already late and I still have to do lunches, trash and recycling. I still have 55 minutes before midnight, though! maybe.....
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04-29-2018, 11:07 PM
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I hear them call the tide
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you know you're old when you get carded for booze and then the cashier says "wow you look younger than that" (because I know I don't look very young....)
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04-30-2018, 05:59 AM
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Do you apologize to inanimate objects? |
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04-30-2018, 11:53 AM
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I hear them call the tide
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Sorry, but that's not a nice way to describe lj
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04-30-2018, 01:26 PM
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Person who doesn't update the user title
Join Date: Dec 2005
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^^^BAN IT^^^
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Annoy the ones that ignore you!!! I live a blessed life I Love my Country, I Fear the Government!!! Heavily medicated for the good of mankind. |
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04-30-2018, 04:11 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
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It speaks cuz I'm too old to read the fucking display.  ETA: Well, my eyes are too old to read the fucking display. I don't how I came to have these old eyes...
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04-30-2018, 04:14 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
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Ya know how to know when you're old?
Ya start griping about how old ya are.
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04-30-2018, 06:03 PM
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The future is unwritten
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The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump. |
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