Your Coolness Quotient - Page 3

Clodfobble · 05-22-2016, 06:40 AM

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Originally Posted by glatt

+5 for each instance of quitting a book when you realize you don't like it after all

Scriveyn · 05-22-2016, 09:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Clodfobble

...The number of millimeters of facial hair a man has ...

+10 for every millimetre of facial hair

monster · 05-22-2016, 10:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Clodfobble

Oh no no, because I don't think driving a minivan makes you cool. Actually, I think wanting to drive a cool car makes one uncool, because vehicles are way overrated. But minivans aren't inherently cool.

On the other hand, I've expressed my distaste for facial hair many times. The number of millimeters of facial hair a man has is directly proportional to my Kinsey Number.

Girl, you are so out of luck for the next few years. Even Prince Harry has a beard.

classicman · 05-22-2016, 11:02 AM

- 1000 for attacking someone else's list.

footfootfoot · 05-22-2016, 04:30 PM

Can we decide on a time to finalize the list, then make an easy way to just go down the list and check off the ones that pertain and get a tallied score at the end?

Isn't that what computers are for?

How can we do that?

sexobon · 05-22-2016, 05:11 PM

I'd really like to help; but, I'm busy singing Danke Schoen and then it'll be Twist and Shout. Maybe one of the spectators ...

footfootfoot · 05-22-2016, 06:00 PM

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Originally Posted by sexobon

I'd really like to help; but, I'm busy singing Danke Schoen and then it'll be Twist and Shout. Maybe one of the spectators ...

Tim? Is that you?

sexobon · 05-22-2016, 06:21 PM

monster · 05-22-2016, 07:36 PM

+59 if you've ever sold anything you made, played or wrote
-20 if you've ever argued with a known multiple-user-name-troll in the cellar
+9 if you can blow smoke rings
+10 if you bake or make sauces from scratch (no packet mixes)
-75 if you refer to yourself as mom or dad (or local equivalent) in terms of your pet
-50 if you have a dealer license plate frame on your car (dealer employees excepted)
+26 if you walk in a nature environment for pleasure more than once a month

lumberjim · 05-22-2016, 10:56 PM

-10 for not reading the rules of this game, and awarding more than 100 or less than - 100

+100 for compiling the score into point averaged values(duplicate rules as per the OP) , then listing them in rows, in order of appearance in a single post, thereby making it easy to quote, and fill in our own scores and post our total coolness quotient.

Scriveyn · 05-23-2016, 03:15 AM

+20 if the most used car you own is a hybrid
+50 if the most used car you own is an electric car
+100 if you don't own a car and do your errands by walking, horse(-drawn) or public transport

Griff · 05-23-2016, 06:06 AM

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Originally Posted by monster

-69 every time your treatment of someone it dictated by their gender (e.g. holding a door open for a "lady")

Too soon.

05-22-2016, 11:02 AM	#34
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	- 1000 for attacking someone else's list. __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

05-22-2016, 04:30 PM	#35
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Can we decide on a time to finalize the list, then make an easy way to just go down the list and check off the ones that pertain and get a tallied score at the end? Isn't that what computers are for? How can we do that? __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs Last edited by footfootfoot; 05-22-2016 at 06:00 PM.

05-22-2016, 07:36 PM	#39
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	+59 if you've ever sold anything you made, played or wrote -20 if you've ever argued with a known multiple-user-name-troll in the cellar +9 if you can blow smoke rings +10 if you bake or make sauces from scratch (no packet mixes) -75 if you refer to yourself as mom or dad (or local equivalent) in terms of your pet -50 if you have a dealer license plate frame on your car (dealer employees excepted) +26 if you walk in a nature environment for pleasure more than once a month __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

05-22-2016, 10:56 PM	#40
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	-10 for not reading the rules of this game, and awarding more than 100 or less than - 100 +100 for compiling the score into point averaged values(duplicate rules as per the OP) , then listing them in rows, in order of appearance in a single post, thereby making it easy to quote, and fill in our own scores and post our total coolness quotient. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

05-22-2016, 05:11 PM	#36
sexobon I love it when a plan comes together. Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 9,793	I'd really like to help; but, I'm busy singing Danke Schoen and then it'll be Twist and Shout. Maybe one of the spectators ...

05-22-2016, 06:21 PM	#38
sexobon I love it when a plan comes together. Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 9,793

05-23-2016, 03:15 AM	#41
Scriveyn amnesic-confabulatory opsimath Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Between my ears Posts: 739	+20 if the most used car you own is a hybrid +50 if the most used car you own is an electric car +100 if you don't own a car and do your errands by walking, horse(-drawn) or public transport

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