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Penis theft panic hits city
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Hey, don't discredit that story, I'm planning on using it for an excuse.
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Well...What do they do with the penises after they rob them? Stockpile them? Sell them on the black market? Or is it just to be mean? Can you trade penises?
Is it penises or peni? I've had it with Congo sorcery!! ![]()
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Is that your Mummy? No, it's my sister.
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Penes, if you want to be Latinate. "The dangler," I understand it to mean.
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To quote Phil Ken Sebben - "Ha Haaaa! Dangly parts.."
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We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. ![]() ![]() Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years |
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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"All bullets should cost 5000 dollars. Cause if a bullet costs 5000 dollars there'd be no more innocent bystanders. That'd be it. Every time someone gets shot, people will be like, 'Damn, he must have did something. Shit, they put $20000 worth of bullets in his ass.' People would think before they killed somebody, if a bullet cost 5000 dollars. 'Man, l would blow your fucking head off, if l could afford it. l'm gonna get me another job, l'm gonna start saving some money...and you're a dead man. You better hope I can't get no bullets on layaway'"
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Looking forward to open mic night.
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lol! That's exactly what I thought of...One of my favorite stand-ups!!
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Got Milk?
May 19, 9:00 AM (ET)
MORRIS, Ill. (AP) - Police say a trailer loaded with 14 tons of double-stuffed Oreos has overturned, spilling the cookies still in their plastic sleeves into the median and roadway. Illinois State Police Sgt. Brian Mahoney says the truck's driver was traveling from Chicago to Morris on Interstate 80 around 4 a.m. Monday when he fell asleep at the wheel and slammed into the median. "The boxes came out of the trailer and boxes were ripped open," he said. The crash about 50 miles southwest of Chicago remains under investigation. Mahoney says no charges have been filed but both lanes of traffic remain closed while authorities remove the cookies.
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lol! mmmm......what a terrible sounding accident. mmmm...too bad about the unfortunate oreo accident....
Here's an eerie one. http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/uk...6908-20419070/ ~snip~Woman sat dead in front of TV for 42 years May 16 2008 By Donna Watson THE remains of a woman have been found sitting in front of her TV - 42 years after she was reported missing. Hedviga Golik, who was born in 1924, had apparently made herself a cup of tea before sitting in her favourite armchair in front of her black and white television. Croatian police said she was last seen by neighbours in 1966, when she would have been 42 years old. Her neighbours thought she had moved out of her flat in the capital, Zagreb. But she was found by police and bailiffs who had broken in to help the authorities establish who owned the flat. A police spokesman said: "So far, we have no idea how it is possible that someone officially reported missing so long ago was not found before in the same apartment she used to live in. "When officers went there, they said it was like stepping into a place frozen in time. "The cup she had been drinking tea from was still on a table next to the chair she had been sitting in and the house was full of things no one had seen for decades. Nothing had been disturbed for decades, even though there were more than a few cobwebs in there." Neighbours were shocked by the discovery. Jadranka Markic was nine when Hedviga "vanished". She said: "I still remember her. She was a quiet woman who kept herself to herself but was polite. We all thought that she had just moved out and gone to live with relatives." ~snip~
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Seems strange nobody wondered, if she had moved out why hadn't somebody else moved in? Is a Croatian "flat" owned like a condominium, rather than a rented apartment?
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This is from The Sun. Bear in mind I can't find the story anywhere else so it is likely untrue or grossly misleading.
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you know, I wonder what is happening in transylvania?
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Why don't you stake it out?
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Read? I only know how to write.
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