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01-22-2014, 05:47 PM | #31 |
Almost normal...
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An anchovy's butt.
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01-23-2014, 07:26 AM | #32 |
To shreds, you say?
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10-02-2014, 10:06 PM | #33 |
I hear them call the tide
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The entire house. beest accidentally cremated a bagel in the microwave last night. late last night. it's unbelievable how bad it smells. tempted to bring in a roadkill skunk just to mask it....
Stupidly, I put on the jeans I was wearing as I waved a towel underneath the smoke detector to stop it waking the sprogs because my plan for the day was gardening so I figured they'd be fine. Sooooo wrong. I was ready to barf after two school runs, thinking the smell was seared into my nostrils until I worked out it was the jeans. Fortunately I had a pair of shorts in the car and ran into the school and changed into those. despite the temp baing jeans and sweater weather
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10-02-2014, 10:20 PM | #34 |
NSABFD
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My dog, Buddy smells like, well a stinking dog.
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10-03-2014, 05:15 PM | #35 |
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I'm sending you an envelope of cat breath, that'll make Buddy smell like he's been humped by a French whore.
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10-03-2014, 05:38 PM | #36 |
still says videotape
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Fencing jacket stinks to high heaven. Does old person sweat smell worse than young person sweat, cuz I swear my gear never stunk this bad bitd.
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10-03-2014, 06:03 PM | #37 | |
We have to go back, Kate!
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The pantry - I think something in the fridge has transmogrified into an alien creature.
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10-03-2014, 07:37 PM | #38 |
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Mayhaps since school started, you're aggression-to-be-sweat-out level has had reason to increase.
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10-04-2014, 06:57 AM | #39 |
still says videotape
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you may have a point
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10-04-2014, 10:16 AM | #40 |
I hear them call the tide
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The smell doesn't change, but your sensitivity might and how much you care definitely does. The hockey boys seem to take pride in the pong
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10-04-2014, 01:05 PM | #42 |
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If I had a million dollars I'd buy everyone here a bottle of this stuff:
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10-04-2014, 02:40 PM | #43 |
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10-04-2014, 03:12 PM | #44 | |
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and there's this: underwear patch to make your farts smell like mint
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10-04-2014, 04:10 PM | #45 | |
To shreds, you say?
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cf: Turtling
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