What's mildly amusing you today? - Page 3

SteveDallas · 06-04-2009, 09:49 AM

Pics?

/is going to hell

Shawnee123 · 06-05-2009, 11:19 AM

On the way into work, I was behind a car (then passing in the passing lane) that had a license plate that read:

OMG I PWN

I was laughing, and as I passed dude glanced over and i gave him a thumbs up.

I loved it.

ZenGum · 06-05-2009, 08:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123

Nah, I just smacked her and sent her to her room.

Next time, smack her and send her to my room.

ZenGum · 06-06-2009, 08:34 AM

The twenty/20 cricket world cup.

I am very pleased that the Netherlands managed to beat England.
I am pissing myself laughing that England managed to lose to the Netherlands.

Not that I am a mean person or anything.

Pie · 06-08-2009, 03:27 PM

Great, now she's a crippled female minority.

Sotomayor’s New Accessory on Capitol Hill
By THE ASSOCIATED PRESS
Judge Sonia Sotomayor sported a cast during a visit with Senator Charles E. Grassley of Iowa on Monday. She fractured her ankle in a stumble at La Guardia Airport.

Yeah, I know, I'm going to hell... Which I don't believe in anyways...

Trilby · 06-08-2009, 06:14 PM

Pie- if you don't believe in hell then you are going to Double Secret Probation Hell which, I hear, is worse.

Aliantha · 06-08-2009, 06:44 PM

People

ZenGum · 06-08-2009, 07:08 PM

Ahem.

So, after defeats to the West Indies and Sri Lanka, Australia has been knocked out of the twenty/20 world cup.

It's all my fault.

Aliantha · 06-08-2009, 07:11 PM

It's not your fault Zen. It's Roy's fault.

Here's a bit of trivia for you. He puts his boat in the water at the boat ramp just down the road from us.

We're expecting to see a lot more of him from now on. lol

TheMercenary · 06-08-2009, 07:31 PM

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Originally Posted by ZenGum

Ahem.

So, after defeats to the West Indies and Sri Lanka, Australia has been knocked out of the twenty/20 world cup.

It's all my fault.

It's not your fault. It's Bush's Fault.

ZenGum · 06-09-2009, 06:46 AM

Emails from my students today:

Quote:

.... sorry for the convinince....

Quote:

....diarhoea which I have had for the pass two days ...

Shawnee123 · 06-09-2009, 08:57 AM

Oh Zen, this really dumb lady I used to work with (whose title included the word communications) sent out an email to everyone in the college email system in which she apologized for the "incontinence."

I'm sorry, indeed!

ZenGum · 06-09-2009, 09:38 AM

Hell, one of them just wrote an essay in which he repeatedly referred to "global worming".

Yes, really.

Life imitating the cellar.

dar512 · 06-09-2009, 09:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Aliantha

People

People who need people.

dar512 · 06-09-2009, 09:53 AM

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Originally Posted by ZenGum

"global worming".

Well if you gots teh worms, you want to get rid of all of them.

06-05-2009, 11:19 AM	#32
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	On the way into work, I was behind a car (then passing in the passing lane) that had a license plate that read: OMG I PWN I was laughing, and as I passed dude glanced over and i gave him a thumbs up. I loved it. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

06-06-2009, 08:34 AM	#34
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	The twenty/20 cricket world cup. I am very pleased that the Netherlands managed to beat England. I am pissing myself laughing that England managed to lose to the Netherlands. Not that I am a mean person or anything. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

06-08-2009, 03:27 PM	#35
Pie Gone and done Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 4,808	She's trying a little too hard Great, now she's a crippled female minority. Sotomayor’s New Accessory on Capitol Hill By THE ASSOCIATED PRESS Judge Sonia Sotomayor sported a cast during a visit with Senator Charles E. Grassley of Iowa on Monday. She fractured her ankle in a stumble at La Guardia Airport. Yeah, I know, I'm going to hell... Which I don't believe in anyways... __________________ per·son \ˈpər-sən\ (noun) - an ephemeral collection of small, irrational decisions The fun thing about evolution (and science in general) is that it happens whether you believe in it or not.

06-08-2009, 06:14 PM	#36
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	Pie- if you don't believe in hell then you are going to Double Secret Probation Hell which, I hear, is worse. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

06-08-2009, 06:44 PM	#37
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	People __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

06-04-2009, 09:49 AM	#31
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	Pics? /is going to hell

06-08-2009, 07:08 PM	#38
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Ahem. So, after defeats to the West Indies and Sri Lanka, Australia has been knocked out of the twenty/20 world cup. It's all my fault. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

06-08-2009, 07:11 PM	#39
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	It's not your fault Zen. It's Roy's fault. Here's a bit of trivia for you. He puts his boat in the water at the boat ramp just down the road from us. We're expecting to see a lot more of him from now on. lol __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

06-09-2009, 08:57 AM	#42
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Oh Zen, this really dumb lady I used to work with (whose title included the word communications) sent out an email to everyone in the college email system in which she apologized for the "incontinence." I'm sorry, indeed! __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby Last edited by Shawnee123; 06-09-2009 at 09:08 AM.

06-09-2009, 09:38 AM	#43
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Hell, one of them just wrote an essay in which he repeatedly referred to "global worming". Yes, really. Life imitating the cellar. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

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