What is your favorite cuss word? - Page 3

dar512 · 03-14-2006, 11:11 AM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim

thanks, Mary. so...you gonna stop trying to act like the Principal now then?

I didn't really follow the point you're trying to make here, but I do think it's interesting that you equate authority figures with principals.

But I'm drifting from the point. I think the aspiration to coolness is not only sophomoric but bogus. Coolness is all about attitude and impressing other people. It's an unworthy goal.

djacq75 · 03-09-2006, 10:53 AM

Witless cunt.

mrnoodle · 03-09-2006, 11:30 AM

fucktard.

It's an insult to the name of my God. why wouldn't it be offensive? I have a thin, zigzaggy line, but eventually something crosses it.

Luckily I have billions of cool points left.

lumberjim · 03-11-2006, 05:13 AM

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Originally Posted by mrnoodle

fucktard.

It's an insult to the name of my God. why wouldn't it be offensive? I have a thin, zigzaggy line, but eventually something crosses it.

Luckily I have billions of cool points left.

offensive, maybe, but not blasphemous unless, again, they see things the same way you do with respect to religion.

and as for the coolness quotient points......i was just trying to say that i think a little bit less of you now. not that you should give a shit what i think, but for someone who puts himself out there as a 'rocker' you're awfully stodgy. there is a hole in your coolness bucket.

Spexxvet · 03-11-2006, 09:27 AM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim

... there is a hole in your coolness bucket.

But is there a hole in his cock bucket?

My brother says "eat a whole bowl of fuck"

MaggieL · 03-11-2006, 09:55 AM

In our household, the line from <i>Ghostbusters</i>

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mother puss bucket</q>

with feeling and the proper intonation speaks volumes. As an epithet, we are all indebted to Lore Sjöberg, late of Brunching Shuttlecocks and currently of The Slumbering Lungfish Dybbuk Hostel and All-Night Boulangerie for originating

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you godless couchfuck

.(Lore fans should be at pains not to miss his World of Warcraft: The Text Adventure recently in Wired News.)
When in search of an exclamation, using your very best pirate voice to utter

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Boogger me standin'!

can be quite effective, while when questioining someone's mental faculties

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fucktard

and

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asshat

serve the need.

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turdburglar

is somewhat in a class by itself.

xoxoxoBruce · 03-11-2006, 02:48 PM

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Originally Posted by MaggieL

(Lore fans should be at pains not to miss his World of Warcraft: The Text Adventure recently in Wired News.)

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The elf snorts and hands you a slimy, rusted, bent dagger with runes on it reading "Discount Shiv Warehouse -- Bring us a lower price, we'll stab it."

mrnoodle · 03-13-2006, 04:47 PM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim

but for someone who puts himself out there as a 'rocker' you're awfully stodgy. there is a hole in your coolness bucket.

Blasphemy don't make me cool. Making your mom cum with my demonic guitar tones of metallic uber riffage does. Potty mouth stopped equaling street cred when my balls dropped.

That said, I have to fight to keep from using "fuckin" as the adjective for every other word that comes out of my mouth. I choose to engage in that fight, no skin off my back if you don't.

Do you still wuv me?

edit: hey, i just remembered -- at the Testament show 2 weeks ago, I lost my pants in the mosh pit. No lie. Dammit, now you've got me all insecure in my rockdom and I'm defensive.

Undertoad · 03-09-2006, 11:35 AM

If it didn't offend someone, it wouldn't be an effective cuss and therefore it wouldn't ever be said. Nobody says "Kentucky Fucking Chicken". Although they really ought to.

Happy Monkey · 03-09-2006, 11:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Undertoad

Nobody says "Kentucky Fucking Chicken". Although they really ought to.

Kinky Kentucky...

Spexxvet · 03-09-2006, 12:36 PM

Jesus Kentucky Chicken Christ.

No, it just doesn't have the same effect...

Griff · 03-09-2006, 05:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Undertoad

If it didn't offend someone, it wouldn't be an effective cuss and therefore it wouldn't ever be said. Nobody says "Kentucky Fucking Chicken". Although they really ought to.

Actually, I say Kentucken F*ckin Chicken it rolls off the tongue better. But yah it lacks venom. I generally stick with the classics. Mutha F

Crimson Ghost · 03-09-2006, 12:42 PM

I once refered to a 2nd LT. as a -
"Fucking witless cocksucking whoremaster fairy."
I avoided a courtmartial simply because my Captain agreed.

Kagen4o4 · 03-09-2006, 05:37 PM

Kant Fucking Cook.

a little jesus fucking christ never goes astray. or bitch ass buddha, mother fucking moses.

i understand where youre coming from with being insulted by someone using "your" gods name in vain or whatever. but it is just a name. and if its my god too then i have every right to say what i want about him/her/it

any swear word with a random word can be an insult
cunt sack
fuck cup
cock moniter
cunt lamp
fuck printer
cock chair
(if you havent guessed im just saying stuff around me)

xoxoxoBruce · 03-09-2006, 06:44 PM

You have a cunt, fuck, cock, cunt, fuck and cock around you?

03-09-2006, 11:30 AM	#3
mrnoodle bent Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: under the weather Posts: 2,656	fucktard. It's an insult to the name of my God. why wouldn't it be offensive? I have a thin, zigzaggy line, but eventually something crosses it. Luckily I have billions of cool points left. __________________ Sìn a nall na cuaranan sin. -- Cha mhór is fheairrde thu iad, tha iad coltach ri cat air a dhathadh

03-09-2006, 12:36 PM	#11
Spexxvet Makes some feel uncomfortable Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,346	Jesus Kentucky Chicken Christ. No, it just doesn't have the same effect... __________________ "I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce

03-09-2006, 12:42 PM	#13
Crimson Ghost Larger than life and twice as ugly. Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 5,264	I once refered to a 2nd LT. as a - "Fucking witless cocksucking whoremaster fairy." I avoided a courtmartial simply because my Captain agreed. __________________ We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years

03-09-2006, 06:44 PM	#15
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	You have a cunt, fuck, cock, cunt, fuck and cock around you? __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

03-09-2006, 10:53 AM	#2
djacq75 Rational Anarchist Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Michigan Posts: 79	Witless cunt.

03-09-2006, 11:35 AM	#9
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	If it didn't offend someone, it wouldn't be an effective cuss and therefore it wouldn't ever be said. Nobody says "Kentucky Fucking Chicken". Although they really ought to.

03-09-2006, 05:37 PM	#14
Kagen4o4 The Sheriff of Nothingland Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Melbourne, Aus Posts: 1,794	Kant Fucking Cook. a little jesus fucking christ never goes astray. or bitch ass buddha, mother fucking moses. i understand where youre coming from with being insulted by someone using "your" gods name in vain or whatever. but it is just a name. and if its my god too then i have every right to say what i want about him/her/it any swear word with a random word can be an insult cunt sack fuck cup cock moniter cunt lamp fuck printer cock chair (if you havent guessed im just saying stuff around me)

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