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Elspode · 03-18-2006, 06:51 PM

Email the bastard back with some Penthouse-quality tales of group sex, bi-curious interludes and shagging on the desk of one of your instructors at school, and then tell him you hope he's having as much fun as you are.

Then tell him that, as long as this carnal carnival is going on, you really aren't going to have much time to write to him.

Oh...and maybe find some pictures that would support your "activities", and send those along as well.

Rock Steady · 03-19-2006, 12:53 AM

OK, Brianna, if we are going to propose email replies, then just infale the truth just a little bit:

> You know me only too well, Sweetheart! I do find it difficult to refuse women in need
of the milk of human kindness--all the more so when they are near at hand
(as 'twere).

You are so generous with your romance, Isaac.

> But be assured (again) that you were/are/always will be very
dear to me, and we'll certainly have time together again once my life
resumes a more regular pattern.

It's amazing how circumstances change so quickly. I am just back from a weekend trip to California
with my new boyfriend. He's a Search Engineer in the Silicon Valley with a PhD from 1984 in Computer Science.
God, he's, like so fucking smart, but he's like Rock Steady. I mean, I forgot how important a rock hard penis is
to my enjoyment. And, he's like, 50 years old and looks 38, no kidding. He's got a full head of hair and wouldn't need botox (ha!)

Sorry sweetie, but your old limp dick, just won't cut it for me anymore. I'm looking forward to my next
monthly trip to the SF Bay Area. Where the geekiest guys are also the hottest hunks.

Sort of tired of you, Isaac............Brianna

PS: Don't call, I'll get to you when I have time between my trips to the Silicon Valley. "A hard man is good to find."

slang · 03-19-2006, 01:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Rock Steady

.....He's a Search Engineer in the Silicon Valley with a PhD from 1984 in Computer Science.......

"He speaks in tongues sometimes and I dont really understand his jibberish but he asked me about some of your personal information and has been feverishly typing and testing some new software that finds YOU, regardless of where you might be....online or not"

Trilby · 03-19-2006, 03:14 PM

you guys are great!

Tonchi · 03-19-2006, 04:24 PM

Um, wait a minute here. Is this the MARRIED professor you were involved with, Brianna?

03-19-2006, 08:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tonchi

Um, wait a minute here. Is this the MARRIED professor you were involved with, Brianna?

Boy, this guy gets more charming by the second! Of course, I'm sure he was a product a broken home and a terrible upbringing, blah, blah... So, to cheer yourself up, a visit to this amusing site has its moments. Not that I would ever DREAM of doing any of that stuff personally! After all, he's just a victim. It was all his parent's fault and he didn't pick them (uhmm hmmm).

(sure you don't want to just e-mail him the link to this thread without comment? I like Bruce's idea of inserting his name and University, too).

Rock Steady · 03-19-2006, 10:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marichiko

Boy, this guy gets more charming by the second! Of course, I'm sure he was a product a broken home and a terrible upbringing, blah, blah...

Yes, the more you find out, the more terrible the crime. Isaac is a Rhodes Scholar, product of a spoiled upbringing. The faculty position, wife and two kids is not enough for him.

The manipulative bastard has to go out and see if he still has the stuff to date and romance younger women. He's charming, educated, sophistacated, then you find out he needs Viagra and can't take it because of his blood pressure. I'm not joking about the limp dick. This guy has the most serious case of midlife crisis I know of. He's smart and cunning in giving a mind fuck.

Wow, I'm getting madder and madder as I type this. Good thing for Issac he's 3,000 miles from me. Then again, slang's software suggestion is intriguing.

So, I'd really like to smash Brianna upside the head sometimes. But, Isaac is so crafty and manipulative that I forgive her.

Trilby · 03-20-2006, 04:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tonchi

Um, wait a minute here. Is this the MARRIED professor you were involved with, Brianna?

Um, yes.

I know I was going to give him up, but, it's taken longer than I thought it would. He's married, 20 years older, and RS is pretty much correct in everything he said. The guy wasn't a Rhodes, but a Fulbright (twice) and a genius. Also, his very favorite porn star looks disturbingly like his younger daughter.

Anyway. He was brought up by an extremely indifferent, busy, accomplished mother and a loving father and he's lived a charmed life. Now. If he would just get out of my head, i'd be in better shape.

yesman065 · 03-20-2006, 07:42 AM

OMG I seriously hope I never get on the bad side of some of you!!!!!! These replies and links are awesome. Bri, go for it and let him feel the wrath of a REAL woman scorned. Link him up and let the bastard beware! As far as getting him outta your head - just remember what kind of asshole he really is and it won't take too long. One last wish for Prof. Dickhead . . . . May the fleas of a thousand camels infest you armpits.

wolf · 03-20-2006, 09:19 AM

Bri, just say no.

Drugs were harder to get over ... sex you can have with someone else. Better sex.

Kagen4o4 · 03-20-2006, 04:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wolf

Bri, just say no.

Drugs were harder to get over ... sex you can have with someone else. Better sex.

im sure theres plenty of people here that will prove this point

03-20-2006, 06:40 PM

Isaac sounds like a NARCISSIST to me! BLECH! And N's are horrid to get over. They have like these hooks they dig into the innocent and they're not content until they've sucked you dry of every emotion and true feeling that you have. RUN, Bri, RUN! And don't look back, it will just be busy munching down its latest victim!

Trilby · 03-21-2006, 09:10 AM

I'm pretty sure I've figured out who he is "in love" with this week. I even have her email address. She's a wanna-be poet, lives in London, on meds and has had several suicide attempts. Just the kind he likes--the nuttier, the better. I email her. I said: Hi, M. great post on the ---Forum. RL is in your neighborhood. have you met up yet?

Now I feel like drinking and then driving my car into a fastfood restaurant. I am lonely and sad and HE is enjoying the first flush of a new love.
i am tempted to do some nasty spells...sooooo tempted.

Undertoad · 03-21-2006, 10:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brianna

I am lonely and sad and HE is enjoying the first flush of a new love.

But it's a feeling he's addicted to, and that addiction is his pathetic ruin in life.

And it's fake, too, because it's guaranteed temporary and is only due to his desperate needs.

It's evidence of HIS problem, and doesn't bring you down a peg at this point -- unless you dwell on it.

03-21-2006, 10:41 AM

The creep! These types use "love" as a drug, Bri, they really do. Since they actually hate themselves deep inside, the only relief they can get from their self loathing is that temporary fix of first infatuation in another's eyes. Once that early rosy glow wears off and they'd have to admit to being a flawed human being and do the work of making a relationship last, they instead just go off on the prowl for a new victim. I call them skin walkers, shape shifters, and soul stalkers. At least you didn't invest 6 years of your life like I did, Bri. It could have been worse. And what did I tell you about running and not looking back because all you'd see would be him crunching down his latest victim? What a low life slime if he has, indeed, targeted that poor woman. She sounds very fragile and the way he'll use and discard her may very well push her over the edge to suicide. One of the ax murderers ex's DID attempt suicide over him, and the poor thing has pathetically held on with him through several other women, one of whom was me (I discovered this AFTER the fact). Yeah, he's got the heady rush of a new romance, but at what price for this poor girl?

Personally, I advise casting spells - its quite cathartic. I am careful to wish for the person only to receive back everything they gave me - no more and no less. That way I don't take any bad karma on myself by wishing them more harm than what they deserve. And what could be more just than for a person to recieve the treatment that he himself dishes out?

I'd avoid that other board for a while, Brianna. It sounds like reading it may only cause you further pain. Take a look at those sites I mentioned above. They include lots of fun and legal ideas for revenge (some are out there, but others are OK). Those two will help you work off some of the anger and pain. I especially reccomend turning him in to the "Don't Date Him Girl" site. Its a blast!

Hang in there and no driving thru fast food places, OK?

03-18-2006, 06:51 PM	#31
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	Email the bastard back with some Penthouse-quality tales of group sex, bi-curious interludes and shagging on the desk of one of your instructors at school, and then tell him you hope he's having as much fun as you are. Then tell him that, as long as this carnal carnival is going on, you really aren't going to have much time to write to him. Oh...and maybe find some pictures that would support your "activities", and send those along as well. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

03-19-2006, 12:53 AM	#32
Rock Steady Day Tripper Join Date: May 2005 Location: Silicon Valley Posts: 784	OK, Brianna, if we are going to propose email replies, then just infale the truth just a little bit: > You know me only too well, Sweetheart! I do find it difficult to refuse women in need of the milk of human kindness--all the more so when they are near at hand (as 'twere). You are so generous with your romance, Isaac. > But be assured (again) that you were/are/always will be very dear to me, and we'll certainly have time together again once my life resumes a more regular pattern. It's amazing how circumstances change so quickly. I am just back from a weekend trip to California with my new boyfriend. He's a Search Engineer in the Silicon Valley with a PhD from 1984 in Computer Science. God, he's, like so fucking smart, but he's like Rock Steady. I mean, I forgot how important a rock hard penis is to my enjoyment. And, he's like, 50 years old and looks 38, no kidding. He's got a full head of hair and wouldn't need botox (ha!) Sorry sweetie, but your old limp dick, just won't cut it for me anymore. I'm looking forward to my next monthly trip to the SF Bay Area. Where the geekiest guys are also the hottest hunks. Sort of tired of you, Isaac............Brianna PS: Don't call, I'll get to you when I have time between my trips to the Silicon Valley. "A hard man is good to find." __________________ Last edited by Rock Steady; 03-19-2006 at 01:24 AM.

03-19-2006, 03:14 PM	#34
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	you guys are great! __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

03-19-2006, 04:24 PM	#35
Tonchi Victim of gravity Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Hiding in plain sight Posts: 1,412	Um, wait a minute here. Is this the MARRIED professor you were involved with, Brianna? __________________ Everything you've ever heard about Fresno is true.

03-20-2006, 09:19 AM	#40
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Bri, just say no. Drugs were harder to get over ... sex you can have with someone else. Better sex. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

03-20-2006, 07:42 AM	#39
yesman065 Banned - Self Imposed Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 1,847	OMG I seriously hope I never get on the bad side of some of you!!!!!! These replies and links are awesome. Bri, go for it and let him feel the wrath of a REAL woman scorned. Link him up and let the bastard beware! As far as getting him outta your head - just remember what kind of asshole he really is and it won't take too long. One last wish for Prof. Dickhead . . . . May the fleas of a thousand camels infest you armpits.

03-20-2006, 06:40 PM	#42
marichiko Guest Posts: n/a	Isaac sounds like a NARCISSIST to me! BLECH! And N's are horrid to get over. They have like these hooks they dig into the innocent and they're not content until they've sucked you dry of every emotion and true feeling that you have. RUN, Bri, RUN! And don't look back, it will just be busy munching down its latest victim!

03-21-2006, 09:10 AM	#43
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	I'm pretty sure I've figured out who he is "in love" with this week. I even have her email address. She's a wanna-be poet, lives in London, on meds and has had several suicide attempts. Just the kind he likes--the nuttier, the better. I email her. I said: Hi, M. great post on the ---Forum. RL is in your neighborhood. have you met up yet? Now I feel like drinking and then driving my car into a fastfood restaurant. I am lonely and sad and HE is enjoying the first flush of a new love. i am tempted to do some nasty spells...sooooo tempted.

03-21-2006, 10:41 AM	#45
marichiko Guest Posts: n/a	The creep! These types use "love" as a drug, Bri, they really do. Since they actually hate themselves deep inside, the only relief they can get from their self loathing is that temporary fix of first infatuation in another's eyes. Once that early rosy glow wears off and they'd have to admit to being a flawed human being and do the work of making a relationship last, they instead just go off on the prowl for a new victim. I call them skin walkers, shape shifters, and soul stalkers. At least you didn't invest 6 years of your life like I did, Bri. It could have been worse. And what did I tell you about running and not looking back because all you'd see would be him crunching down his latest victim? What a low life slime if he has, indeed, targeted that poor woman. She sounds very fragile and the way he'll use and discard her may very well push her over the edge to suicide. One of the ax murderers ex's DID attempt suicide over him, and the poor thing has pathetically held on with him through several other women, one of whom was me (I discovered this AFTER the fact). Yeah, he's got the heady rush of a new romance, but at what price for this poor girl? Personally, I advise casting spells - its quite cathartic. I am careful to wish for the person only to receive back everything they gave me - no more and no less. That way I don't take any bad karma on myself by wishing them more harm than what they deserve. And what could be more just than for a person to recieve the treatment that he himself dishes out? I'd avoid that other board for a while, Brianna. It sounds like reading it may only cause you further pain. Take a look at those sites I mentioned above. They include lots of fun and legal ideas for revenge (some are out there, but others are OK). Those two will help you work off some of the anger and pain. I especially reccomend turning him in to the "Don't Date Him Girl" site. Its a blast! Hang in there and no driving thru fast food places, OK?

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