Help, I need a pick me up :( - Page 3

09-26-2006, 02:04 AM

*Sends Loving & Healing Energy To You & Yours*
As an ins agent, ret, we are cool about it because we know it happens to the best people. Just happy you are ok.

Sundae · 09-26-2006, 12:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by barefoot serpent

just in case you have a relapse:
http://forums.nasioc.com/forums/show....php?t=1084093

I may not understand all of it, but I'm laughing so hard with my mouth shut my throat is making wheezy Heh, Heh, Heh noises.

I think I might be sick in the bin if my colleagues don't go home soon & let me laugh out loud.

Shawnee123 · 09-27-2006, 09:34 AM

"Who's On First" -- new version (Condi and George)

George: Condi. Nice to see you. What's happening?

Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of
China.

George: Great. Lay it on me.

Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.

George: That's what I want to know.

Condi: That's what I'm telling you.

George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader
of China?

Condi: Yes.

George: I mean the fellow's name.

Condi: Hu.

George: The guy in China.

Condi: Hu.

George: The new leader of China.

Condi: Hu.

George: The main man in China!

Condi: Hu is leading China.

George: Now whaddya' asking me for?

Condi: I'm telling you, Hu is leading China.

George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?

Condi: That's the man's name.

George: That's who's name?

Condi: Yes.

George: Will you, or will you not, tell me the name of the
new leader of China?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he's
dead in the Middle East.

Condi: That's correct.

George: Then who is in China?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir is in China?

Condi: No, sir.

George: Then who is?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir?

Condi: No, sir.

George: Look Condi. I need to know the name of the new
leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the
phone.

Condi: Kofi?

George: No, thanks.

Condi: You want Kofi?

George: No.

Condi: You don't want Kofi.

George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a
glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.

Condi: Kofi?

George: Milk! Will you please make the call?

Condi: And call who?

George: Who is the guy at the U.N?

Condi: Hu is the guy in China

George: Will you stay out of China?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the
guy at the U.N.

Condi: Kofi.

George: All right! With cream and two sugars.

Griff · 09-27-2006, 12:57 PM

Brilliant!

Iggy · 09-27-2006, 02:28 PM

www.mycathatesyou.com

09-26-2006, 02:04 AM	#31
rkzenrage Guest Posts: n/a	NSFW Language if you play video Sends Loving & Healing Energy To You & Yours As an ins agent, ret, we are cool about it because we know it happens to the best people. Just happy you are ok. Last edited by rkzenrage; 09-26-2006 at 02:08 AM.

09-27-2006, 09:34 AM	#33
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	"Who's On First" -- new version (Condi and George) George: Condi. Nice to see you. What's happening? Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. George: Great. Lay it on me. Condi: Hu is the new leader of China. George: That's what I want to know. Condi: That's what I'm telling you. George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China? Condi: Yes. George: I mean the fellow's name. Condi: Hu. George: The guy in China. Condi: Hu. George: The new leader of China. Condi: Hu. George: The main man in China! Condi: Hu is leading China. George: Now whaddya' asking me for? Condi: I'm telling you, Hu is leading China. George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China? Condi: That's the man's name. George: That's who's name? Condi: Yes. George: Will you, or will you not, tell me the name of the new leader of China? Condi: Yes, sir. George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he's dead in the Middle East. Condi: That's correct. George: Then who is in China? Condi: Yes, sir. George: Yassir is in China? Condi: No, sir. George: Then who is? Condi: Yes, sir. George: Yassir? Condi: No, sir. George: Look Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. Condi: Kofi? George: No, thanks. Condi: You want Kofi? George: No. Condi: You don't want Kofi. George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N. Condi: Yes, sir. George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. Condi: Kofi? George: Milk! Will you please make the call? Condi: And call who? George: Who is the guy at the U.N? Condi: Hu is the guy in China George: Will you stay out of China? Condi: Yes, sir. George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N. Condi: Kofi. George: All right! With cream and two sugars. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

09-27-2006, 12:57 PM	#34
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	Brilliant! __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

09-27-2006, 02:28 PM	#35
Iggy Back and ready to tart up the place Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Kansas Posts: 850	www.mycathatesyou.com __________________ Chock-full of naughty goodness.

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