Time for some TTF stories - Page 3

zippyt · 11-23-2006, 01:17 AM

I puked in a co-workers suit case on while out of town ,,,,
Scrath that , I Puked in my BOSSES suite cese once while out of town !!

lumberjim · 11-23-2006, 01:21 AM

that's funny.

unless you are the BOSS. in which case, that really sucks.

what manner of retaliation were you subjected to?

zippyt · 11-23-2006, 01:29 AM

Me the Boss ???
Funny !!!
No Retalition , just years of heckeling !!!

DucksNuts · 11-23-2006, 03:42 AM

I'm not a puker by any means, generally I never puke.... but one time I did manage to mix a substantial amount of alcohol with smoking something funky and I chundered my head off.

Unfortunately, it was in my boyfriend (at the times) pride and joy vehicle....hey I blame him!!!!

If he had stopped when i asked him to, I wouldnt of puke alllll down the sides and the puke wouldnt of blown all over the interior roof or filled up the little map holderie bit in the doors.

zippyt · 11-23-2006, 11:25 AM

Just Splodeing with the stuff !!!!

Aliantha · 11-23-2006, 06:02 PM

Well I wasn't responsible for my friend getting so sick. The three of us were doing shouts, but we didn't realise every time vomit girl went to the bar she was having a couple of shots while she was at it.

Served her right I thought.

Spexxvet · 11-23-2006, 07:51 PM

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Originally Posted by DucksNuts

Hmmm I think $5.95 a minute is an insult spexxie!!!!
...

I didn't know that was your salary! You're worth more than that doing ANYTHING.

morethanpretty · 11-28-2006, 08:13 PM

In HS I had a teach, Smith, who was given alot of leeway b/c he was an awesome UIL/NHS coordinator and theatre teach. He HATED to see a boy's pants hangin low so that their boxers showed and he had a veteran student who would often wear his pants this way. It became Smith's habit to take the boy by the shirt, push him into the wall (not very hard but kinda) and say "NO BDDs" (brand of boxer I think). Well one day I'm in the teach's office and there is a class goin outside, and I hear "No" bang "B" bang "DDs" CRACK! There was a large hole in the wall (the kid wasn't hurt). We had to report the damage and when the principal came down to see what had happened, he just laughed.

Urbane Guerrilla · 12-17-2006, 12:47 AM

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Originally Posted by DucksNuts

fucken hell - this is why you shouldnt start threads under the influence....its TFF!!! Too Fucken Funny!!!

And here I thought Too, too funny.

A high-school buddy once told me of a grim afternoon with carsickness. He turned his head and barfed all down his brother's shirt front. The telling detail was his breast pocket was standing well away from the rest of his shirt because it was full of buddy's lost lunch.

HungLikeJesus · 05-16-2008, 07:42 PM

This thread has great potential and should be revived. It seems to have morphed into a funny-vomit-story theme, but it can be saved.

This was a SteveDallas random thread.

SteveDallas · 05-16-2008, 08:18 PM

Don't go blaming me.

xoxoxoBruce · 05-16-2008, 10:51 PM

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Originally Posted by HungLikeJesus

This thread has great potential and should be revived. It seems to have morphed into a funny-vomit-story theme, but it can be saved.

Foul! You can't bump a thread without adding to it. 10 yards and loss of down.

HungLikeJesus · 05-19-2008, 08:22 AM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

Foul! You can't bump a thread without adding to it. 10 yards and loss of down.

True, but all I could think of was funny vomit stories.

kerosene · 05-19-2008, 09:20 AM

You said, yourself that it is about those, now...so give it up.

nowhereman · 06-05-2008, 01:50 PM

One for the road - so to speak. Back in my misspent youth, I was heading home from some party. Pulled up behind a brand new yellow Corvette at a stop sign. Girl (passenger) says something to the guy driving which made him gesture wildly toward the outside. (Can you see this one coming?) She barely gets the window down and barfs all down the side of his shiny new toy. Probably got some down the window channel as well. I could hear the screaming with my windows up.

11-23-2006, 01:17 AM	#31
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	I puked in a co-workers suit case on while out of town ,,,, Scrath that , I Puked in my BOSSES suite cese once while out of town !! __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

11-23-2006, 01:21 AM	#32
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	that's funny. unless you are the BOSS. in which case, that really sucks. what manner of retaliation were you subjected to? __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

11-23-2006, 01:29 AM	#33
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	Me the Boss ??? Funny !!! No Retalition , just years of heckeling !!! __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

11-23-2006, 11:25 AM	#35
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	Just Splodeing with the stuff !!!! __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

11-23-2006, 06:02 PM	#36
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	Well I wasn't responsible for my friend getting so sick. The three of us were doing shouts, but we didn't realise every time vomit girl went to the bar she was having a couple of shots while she was at it. Served her right I thought. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

11-23-2006, 03:42 AM	#34
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	I'm not a puker by any means, generally I never puke.... but one time I did manage to mix a substantial amount of alcohol with smoking something funky and I chundered my head off. Unfortunately, it was in my boyfriend (at the times) pride and joy vehicle....hey I blame him!!!! If he had stopped when i asked him to, I wouldnt of puke alllll down the sides and the puke wouldnt of blown all over the interior roof or filled up the little map holderie bit in the doors.

11-28-2006, 08:13 PM	#38
morethanpretty Thats "Miss Zipper Neck" to you. Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: little town (but not the littlest) in texas Posts: 2,957	In HS I had a teach, Smith, who was given alot of leeway b/c he was an awesome UIL/NHS coordinator and theatre teach. He HATED to see a boy's pants hangin low so that their boxers showed and he had a veteran student who would often wear his pants this way. It became Smith's habit to take the boy by the shirt, push him into the wall (not very hard but kinda) and say "NO BDDs" (brand of boxer I think). Well one day I'm in the teach's office and there is a class goin outside, and I hear "No" bang "B" bang "DDs" CRACK! There was a large hole in the wall (the kid wasn't hurt). We had to report the damage and when the principal came down to see what had happened, he just laughed. __________________ Addicts may suck dick for coke, but love came up with the idea to put a dick in there to begin with. -Jack O'Brien

05-16-2008, 07:42 PM	#40
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	This thread has great potential and should be revived. It seems to have morphed into a funny-vomit-story theme, but it can be saved. This was a SteveDallas random thread. __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

05-16-2008, 08:18 PM	#41
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	Don't go blaming me.

05-19-2008, 09:20 AM	#44
kerosene Touring the facilities Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The plains of Colorado Posts: 3,476	You said, yourself that it is about those, now...so give it up.

06-05-2008, 01:50 PM	#45
nowhereman sliding down the razor blade of life Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: just over the edge Posts: 228	One for the road - so to speak. Back in my misspent youth, I was heading home from some party. Pulled up behind a brand new yellow Corvette at a stop sign. Girl (passenger) says something to the guy driving which made him gesture wildly toward the outside. (Can you see this one coming?) She barely gets the window down and barfs all down the side of his shiny new toy. Probably got some down the window channel as well. I could hear the screaming with my windows up.

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