mixed up sayings - Page 3

Undertoad · 05-21-2008, 01:24 PM

You buttered your bread, now lie in it.

lumberjim · 05-21-2008, 03:03 PM

your honor, please allow me to get my thoughts in a colostomy bag here.

Flint · 05-21-2008, 03:05 PM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim

your honor, please allow me to get my thoughts in a colostomy bag here.

wtf?!

Shawnee123 · 05-21-2008, 03:54 PM

Woody Allen: They wanted in Hollywood to make the definitive spy picture. And they came to me to supervise the project, you know, because I think that, if you know me at all, you know that death is my bread and danger my butter - oh, no, danger's my bread, and death is my butter. No, no, wait. Danger's my bread, death - no, death is - no, I'm sorry. Death is my - death and danger are my various breads and various butters.

-What's Up Tiger Lily

lumberjim · 05-21-2008, 06:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flint

wtf?!

sheddep. jinx gets it.

classicman · 05-21-2008, 06:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim

sheddep. jinx gets it.

and thats all thats really important for you.

trulytasteless · 05-27-2008, 10:52 AM

From the great President himself:

"You can't make a zebra change it's spots."

depressing.

Sundae · 05-29-2008, 08:06 AM

Depressing use of apostrophe too.

Jim you have another convert. I now also say, "Pee like a racist".
Only to myself and Diz, but that's one person and one cat too many!
Then again, it's replaced pee-po, so perhaps it's not that bad after all.

dar512 · 05-29-2008, 10:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Sundae Girl

Then again, it's replaced pee-po, so perhaps it's not that bad after all.

pee-po. pee-po who need pee-po. Are the luckiest....

Aliantha · 11-17-2008, 05:03 PM

My son watched The Green Mile a few weeks ago, and he came in and said to me, "That movie is a real eye dragger Mum".

What he meant was 'tear jerker'. Now it's become a running joke whenever someone references crying or sad movies.

glatt · 11-17-2008, 05:05 PM

Kids used to refer to a lot of stuff as being "truck load." I kinda liked that one. Not boat load. Not shit load. Truck load.

Aliantha · 11-17-2008, 05:08 PM

We still say truckload over here.

We're nice about things like that.

Bullitt · 11-17-2008, 05:44 PM

People in glass houses s-s-sink s-ships.
(name that movie!)

Treasenuak · 11-18-2008, 10:48 AM

Boondock Saints, I think ... Been a while since I've seen that movie. The bartender says it, before the Russians break up the party, right?

toranokaze · 11-19-2008, 11:32 PM

It is all a bunch of cock and dagger.

05-21-2008, 03:03 PM	#32
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	your honor, please allow me to get my thoughts in a colostomy bag here. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

05-21-2008, 03:54 PM	#34
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Woody Allen: They wanted in Hollywood to make the definitive spy picture. And they came to me to supervise the project, you know, because I think that, if you know me at all, you know that death is my bread and danger my butter - oh, no, danger's my bread, and death is my butter. No, no, wait. Danger's my bread, death - no, death is - no, I'm sorry. Death is my - death and danger are my various breads and various butters. -What's Up Tiger Lily __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

05-27-2008, 10:52 AM	#37
trulytasteless sttttudderrr much? Join Date: May 2008 Location: somewhere in my head Posts: 4	sttttuddder much? From the great President himself: "You can't make a zebra change it's spots." depressing.

05-29-2008, 08:06 AM	#38
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Depressing use of apostrophe too. Jim you have another convert. I now also say, "Pee like a racist". Only to myself and Diz, but that's one person and one cat too many! Then again, it's replaced pee-po, so perhaps it's not that bad after all. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

11-17-2008, 05:03 PM	#40
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	My son watched The Green Mile a few weeks ago, and he came in and said to me, "That movie is a real eye dragger Mum". What he meant was 'tear jerker'. Now it's become a running joke whenever someone references crying or sad movies. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

05-21-2008, 01:24 PM	#31
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	You buttered your bread, now lie in it.

11-17-2008, 05:05 PM	#41
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Kids used to refer to a lot of stuff as being "truck load." I kinda liked that one. Not boat load. Not shit load. Truck load.

11-17-2008, 05:08 PM	#42
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	We still say truckload over here. We're nice about things like that. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

11-17-2008, 05:44 PM	#43
Bullitt This is a fully functional babe lair Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Akron, OH Posts: 2,324	People in glass houses s-s-sink s-ships. (name that movie!) __________________ Kiss my white Irish ass.

11-18-2008, 10:48 AM	#44
Treasenuak Multiorgasmic and wrapped in plastic Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Central Tennessee Posts: 483	Boondock Saints, I think ... Been a while since I've seen that movie. The bartender says it, before the Russians break up the party, right?

11-19-2008, 11:32 PM	#45
toranokaze I'm still a jerk Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Little Mexico Posts: 1,817	It is all a bunch of cock and dagger.

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