Introducing... ME! - Page 3

Razzmatazz13 · 10-03-2009, 09:19 PM

Welcome new person!

TheDaVinciChode · 10-04-2009, 07:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheMercenary

Welcome Chode! I am the house curmudgeon. Enjoy your time. Like any place you will enjoy some exchanges and not so much with some others. Just be yourself and enjoy.

That, sir, is a beautiful word; One I rarely see, or get to use.

Thank you, for the welcome, and for the rare word sighting!

ZenGum · 10-10-2009, 06:45 PM

I thought UG was the house curmudgeon. If it's Merc, then what is UG?

(Apart from "conservative old geezer who still uses words like "knapsack"?

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Henry · 10-11-2009, 11:16 AM

........from Henry, of the 34" inseam, who rarely drinks soda but opts for Pepsi over Coke when he does, and who likes mustard and ketchup equally, using either daily depending on the foodstuff in need of condimentation: wherein tapioca demands mustard, peach cobbler calls for ketchup, and lentil soup deserves a healthy dollop of both.

As for any full frontal nudie pic of myself, I would not impose the image of a man with the above diet upon the collective retinae of the members of your fine community, an act of kindness that just might win my nomination for next year's Nobel Peace Prize.

Hello!

xoxoxoBruce · 10-12-2009, 01:23 AM

Hello Henry, welcome to the Cellar.

monster · 10-12-2009, 07:38 AM

Well, Hello Henry. Thanks for the help with my diet..... I guess tapioca can only be improved by mustard, but suddenly i have no furher need of breakfast.....

lumberjim · 10-12-2009, 07:57 AM

I'm going to pronounce you as 'On-Ree'

monster · 10-12-2009, 08:10 AM

I'm going to pronounce you dead

lumberjim · 10-12-2009, 08:19 AM

still sore about that rash comment?

monster · 10-12-2009, 08:21 AM

Who let you have an ouija board, dead man?

Henry · 10-12-2009, 09:00 AM

Thanks for the kind welcome. And especial thanks for the French pronunciation - makes me feel more cosmopolitan. Maybe someone else can employ the Cockney pronunciation: 'Enry, as in 'Ello, 'Enry!

Or, they could be combined... a Cockney using the French: 'Ello, 'On-ree!

Only my second post and already my horizons are expanding. This place has POWER.

Pie · 10-12-2009, 09:01 AM

Heya Henry. I have to admit, your user name gave me a momentary flashback to a different Henry... :shudder:

But you seem all right, aside from the condiment fetish. Welcome!

classicman · 10-12-2009, 11:02 AM

I'm with Pie - I'll be keeping a close eye on ewe en-wie.

Henry · 10-12-2009, 11:20 AM

I've earned such close scrutiny and welcome it. ;^)

henry quirk · 10-12-2009, 12:54 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

For the record: the king of the oreos and me, not the same person.

You can all relax...treat him nice (till he gives you *reason otherwise)...my 'sins' are not his.

#

*This, of course, shouldn't be difficult. With the 'intelligent' conversationalists 'here', all that other Henry need do is post something some cellarite finds distasteful, or post something in a 'way' some cellarite finds distasteful, and the 'gang' will rally.

More accurately: all the other Henry need do is be unrepentant for his distastefulness and the 'gang' will rally. Domestication of the herd.

I suggest, Henry, you avoid any conversations about animal self-awareness (too many animal-lovers here willing to blur the line between 'I' and non-'I'), human exceptionalism ("we're all too nasty and worthless to live, don't you know"), and the reality of the individual as 'I' (too many 'self' deniers here).

Also to be avoided: starting threads without a clear, guiding, opening (too many followers here who just can't self-initiate).

But: if you can laugh at unfunny jokes, take as meaningful whatever drivel some cellarite posts, and allows yourself to melt into the cellar gumbo, well hell, you ought to do just fine.

Lastly, anticipating possible responses from any and all who take offense (pussies, beastmasters, queens, those who unsuccessfully try to think before posting, and the like): get bent...HA!

10-03-2009, 09:19 PM	#31
Razzmatazz13 Vicariously, I live... Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: USA Posts: 1,221	Welcome new person! __________________ I have some people I need to have smoted. ~ SteveDallas

10-10-2009, 06:45 PM	#33
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	I thought UG was the house curmudgeon. If it's Merc, then what is UG? (Apart from "conservative old geezer who still uses words like "knapsack"? ) __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

10-11-2009, 11:16 AM	#34
Henry King Of Oreos Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Possum Holler NC Posts: 33	Greetings........ ........from Henry, of the 34" inseam, who rarely drinks soda but opts for Pepsi over Coke when he does, and who likes mustard and ketchup equally, using either daily depending on the foodstuff in need of condimentation: wherein tapioca demands mustard, peach cobbler calls for ketchup, and lentil soup deserves a healthy dollop of both. As for any full frontal nudie pic of myself, I would not impose the image of a man with the above diet upon the collective retinae of the members of your fine community, an act of kindness that just might win my nomination for next year's Nobel Peace Prize. Hello!

10-12-2009, 01:23 AM	#35
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Hello Henry, welcome to the Cellar. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

10-12-2009, 07:38 AM	#36
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Well, Hello Henry. Thanks for the help with my diet..... I guess tapioca can only be improved by mustard, but suddenly i have no furher need of breakfast..... __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

10-12-2009, 07:57 AM	#37
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	I'm going to pronounce you as 'On-Ree' __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

10-12-2009, 08:10 AM	#38
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	I'm going to pronounce you dead __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

10-12-2009, 08:19 AM	#39
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	still sore about that rash comment? __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

10-12-2009, 08:21 AM	#40
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Who let you have an ouija board, dead man? __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

10-12-2009, 09:00 AM	#41
Henry King Of Oreos Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Possum Holler NC Posts: 33	Thanks for the kind welcome. And especial thanks for the French pronunciation - makes me feel more cosmopolitan. Maybe someone else can employ the Cockney pronunciation: 'Enry, as in 'Ello, 'Enry! Or, they could be combined... a Cockney using the French: 'Ello, 'On-ree! Only my second post and already my horizons are expanding. This place has POWER.

10-12-2009, 09:01 AM	#42
Pie Gone and done Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 4,808	Heya Henry. I have to admit, your user name gave me a momentary flashback to a different Henry... :shudder: But you seem all right, aside from the condiment fetish. Welcome! __________________ per·son \ˈpər-sən\ (noun) - an ephemeral collection of small, irrational decisions The fun thing about evolution (and science in general) is that it happens whether you believe in it or not.

10-12-2009, 11:02 AM	#43
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	I'm with Pie - I'll be keeping a close eye on ewe en-wie. __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

10-12-2009, 11:20 AM	#44
Henry King Of Oreos Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Possum Holler NC Posts: 33	I've earned such close scrutiny and welcome it. ;^)

10-12-2009, 12:54 PM	#45
henry quirk maskless: yesterday, today, tomorrow Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 2,162	"a different Henry... :shudder:" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! For the record: the king of the oreos and me, not the same person. You can all relax...treat him nice (till he gives you reason otherwise)...my 'sins' are not his. # This, of course, shouldn't be difficult. With the 'intelligent' conversationalists 'here', all that other Henry need do is post something some cellarite finds distasteful, or post something in a 'way' some cellarite finds distasteful, and the 'gang' will rally. More accurately: all the other Henry need do is be unrepentant for his distastefulness and the 'gang' will rally. Domestication of the herd. I suggest, Henry, you avoid any conversations about animal self-awareness (too many animal-lovers here willing to blur the line between 'I' and non-'I'), human exceptionalism ("we're all too nasty and worthless to live, don't you know"), and the reality of the individual as 'I' (too many 'self' deniers here). Also to be avoided: starting threads without a clear, guiding, opening (too many followers here who just can't self-initiate). But: if you can laugh at unfunny jokes, take as meaningful whatever drivel some cellarite posts, and allows yourself to melt into the cellar gumbo, well hell, you ought to do just fine. Lastly, anticipating possible responses from any and all who take offense (pussies, beastmasters, queens, those who unsuccessfully try to think before posting, and the like): get bent...HA! __________________ like the other guy sez: 'not really back, blah-blah-blah...' Last edited by henry quirk; 10-12-2009 at 01:29 PM.

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