Car, Car, C-A-R, Stick Your Head - Page 3

Gravdigr · 03-03-2010, 02:39 PM

Tarbender, my wife says I've had tee many martoonis. But, I'm not as much under the alfluence of incahol as some thinkle peep I am.

Shawnee123 · 03-05-2010, 09:22 AM

On top of Old Smokey
All covered in sand
I shot my poor teacher
With a red rubber band.

I shot her with pleasure
I shot her with pride
I couldn't have missed her
She was forty feet wide.

Pie · 03-05-2010, 09:37 AM

I wasn't quite satisfied,
She wasn't dead yet,
So I took a machete
And cut off her head.

Pete Zicato · 03-05-2010, 09:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pie

I wasn't quite satisfied,
She wasn't dead yet,
So I took a machete
And cut off her head.

classicman · 03-05-2010, 10:09 AM

Shaw's post reminded me of this...

Lizzie Borden took an axe
gave her mother 40 whacks
When she saw what she had done
gave her father 41

Shawnee123 · 03-05-2010, 10:12 AM

OMG that is so funny, classic.

I was walking through the hallway the other day and heard some girl tell some other girl "I'm gonna axe my dad about that." (To those who are reading an oral-joke challenged, she meant 'ask')

I mumbled to myself "Who are you, Lizzie Fucking Bordon?"

Pie · 03-05-2010, 11:07 AM

Eeny, meeny, miny, moe,
Catch a tiger by the toe.
If he hollers let him go,
Eeny, meeny, miny, moe.
My mother told me
To pick the very best one,
And you are [not] it!

Shawnee123 · 03-06-2010, 12:12 PM

jim and jinx
sittin' in a tree
K-I-S-S-I-N-G
First comes love
Then comes marriage
Then comes jinx with a baby carriage!

Cloud · 03-06-2010, 12:28 PM

milk, milk
lemonade
'round the corner
fudge is made!

monster · 03-06-2010, 08:59 PM

Leprosy.
That old rotten man just touched my knee.
Now my flesh is falling off of me.
Oh, I think I got leprosy.

Suddenly
I'm just half the man I used to be.
There are pieces coming off of me.
Yes, leprosy came suddenly.

Why'd my arm fall off?
I don't know, no one will say.
I know something's wrong,
'cause my leg just walked away (without me.)

Yesterday,
I could always lounge the time away.
Now my bed is in a slimy way,
Oh, leprosy's ruined my day.

Why did I get cursed
with this rot? I need to hide.
I'm sure I'm diseased
for my spleen fell out my side. (ooooohhhh.)

Leprosy
has become a big problem for me.
All my friends now run away from me.
Oh how I hate this leprosy

Shawnee123 · 03-06-2010, 11:37 PM

Diahrrea, uh uh
Diahrrah, uh uh
Some people think it's funny
but it's really brown and runny.

Diahrrea, uh uh
Diahrrah, uh uh
Some people think it's gross
but it's really good on toast.

Clodfobble · 03-07-2010, 09:46 AM

Suffocation, super suffocation
Suffocation, a game we like to play

First you get a paper bag
Then you put it on your head
Go to bed
Wake up dead
Ohhhhhhhhhh...

Suffocation, super suffocation
Suffocation, a game we like to play

Then you get a rubber hose
Then you put it up your nose
Turn it on
Then you're gone
Ohhhhhhhhhh...

squirell nutkin · 03-08-2010, 07:52 PM

Ye Cannae Shove Yer Granny Aff a Bus!
Ye cannae shove yer granny aff a bus,
Oh ye cannae shove yer granny aff a bus,
Ye cannae shove yer granny, for she's yer mammy's mammy,
Ye cannae shove yer granny aff a bus.

Ye can shove yer other granny aff a bus,
Ye can shove yer other granny aff a bus.
You can shove yer other granny, for she's yer daddy's mammy,
Ye can shove yer other granny aff a bus.

squirell nutkin · 03-09-2010, 03:01 PM

Ahem, Ahem, me mother's gone to church.
She told me not to play with you because you're in the dirt!
'tisn't because you're dirty, 'tisn't because you're clean,
It's because you've got the whooping cough
And eat margarine!

LongIslandLovely · 12-09-2017, 11:49 AM

I love this thread ! My mom taught us the catchy car car chant and now my two kids chant it when we take walks . I also had most of my neighbors saying it as well !

03-03-2010, 02:39 PM	#1
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Tarbender, my wife says I've had tee many martoonis. But, I'm not as much under the alfluence of incahol as some thinkle peep I am. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

03-05-2010, 09:22 AM	#2
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	On top of Old Smokey All covered in sand I shot my poor teacher With a red rubber band. I shot her with pleasure I shot her with pride I couldn't have missed her She was forty feet wide. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

03-05-2010, 09:37 AM	#3
Pie Gone and done Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 4,808	I wasn't quite satisfied, She wasn't dead yet, So I took a machete And cut off her head. __________________ per·son \ˈpər-sən\ (noun) - an ephemeral collection of small, irrational decisions The fun thing about evolution (and science in general) is that it happens whether you believe in it or not.

03-05-2010, 10:09 AM	#5
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	Shaw's post reminded me of this... Lizzie Borden took an axe gave her mother 40 whacks When she saw what she had done gave her father 41 __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

03-05-2010, 10:12 AM	#6
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	OMG that is so funny, classic. I was walking through the hallway the other day and heard some girl tell some other girl "I'm gonna axe my dad about that." (To those who are reading an oral-joke challenged, she meant 'ask') I mumbled to myself "Who are you, Lizzie Fucking Bordon?" __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

03-05-2010, 11:07 AM	#7
Pie Gone and done Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 4,808	Eeny, meeny, miny, moe, Catch a tiger by the toe. If he hollers let him go, Eeny, meeny, miny, moe. My mother told me To pick the very best one, And you are [not] it! __________________ per·son \ˈpər-sən\ (noun) - an ephemeral collection of small, irrational decisions The fun thing about evolution (and science in general) is that it happens whether you believe in it or not.

03-06-2010, 12:12 PM	#8
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	jim and jinx sittin' in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G First comes love Then comes marriage Then comes jinx with a baby carriage! __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

03-06-2010, 12:28 PM	#9
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	milk, milk lemonade 'round the corner fudge is made! __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

03-06-2010, 08:59 PM	#10
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Leprosy. That old rotten man just touched my knee. Now my flesh is falling off of me. Oh, I think I got leprosy. Suddenly I'm just half the man I used to be. There are pieces coming off of me. Yes, leprosy came suddenly. Why'd my arm fall off? I don't know, no one will say. I know something's wrong, 'cause my leg just walked away (without me.) Yesterday, I could always lounge the time away. Now my bed is in a slimy way, Oh, leprosy's ruined my day. Why did I get cursed with this rot? I need to hide. I'm sure I'm diseased for my spleen fell out my side. (ooooohhhh.) Leprosy has become a big problem for me. All my friends now run away from me. Oh how I hate this leprosy __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

03-06-2010, 11:37 PM	#11
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Diahrrea, uh uh Diahrrah, uh uh Some people think it's funny but it's really brown and runny. Diahrrea, uh uh Diahrrah, uh uh Some people think it's gross but it's really good on toast. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

03-07-2010, 09:46 AM	#12
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	Suffocation, super suffocation Suffocation, a game we like to play First you get a paper bag Then you put it on your head Go to bed Wake up dead Ohhhhhhhhhh... Suffocation, super suffocation Suffocation, a game we like to play Then you get a rubber hose Then you put it up your nose Turn it on Then you're gone Ohhhhhhhhhh... __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

03-08-2010, 07:52 PM	#13
squirell nutkin has a second hand user title Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: in a Nut House Posts: 2,017	Ye Cannae Shove Yer Granny Aff a Bus! Ye cannae shove yer granny aff a bus, Oh ye cannae shove yer granny aff a bus, Ye cannae shove yer granny, for she's yer mammy's mammy, Ye cannae shove yer granny aff a bus. Ye can shove yer other granny aff a bus, Ye can shove yer other granny aff a bus. You can shove yer other granny, for she's yer daddy's mammy, Ye can shove yer other granny aff a bus. __________________ And now I'm finished posting.

03-09-2010, 03:01 PM	#14
squirell nutkin has a second hand user title Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: in a Nut House Posts: 2,017	Ahem, Ahem, me mother's gone to church. She told me not to play with you because you're in the dirt! 'tisn't because you're dirty, 'tisn't because you're clean, It's because you've got the whooping cough And eat margarine! __________________ And now I'm finished posting.

12-09-2017, 11:49 AM	#15
LongIslandLovely Kinda New Member Join Date: Dec 2017 Posts: 1	Stick your head in a jelly jar I love this thread ! My mom taught us the catchy car car chant and now my two kids chant it when we take walks . I also had most of my neighbors saying it as well !

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