12/4/2002: Sheep poetry - Page 3

wolf · 12-05-2002, 07:22 PM

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Originally posted by slang

I'll paint my face blue and wear a clear plastic suit, no one will fuck with us.

I will pay good money to see that (probably in the course of posting your bail).

slang · 12-05-2002, 07:35 PM

No bail was required last time, I just had to surrender my weapon and chat softly with a nice calm man. His face was blue too.

slang · 12-05-2002, 07:42 PM

I'd also like to request 3 words.

Try....Teach(ing)....Vengence. Can I pay extra for all three?

I can be your "poetic" badguy.

Undertoad · 12-05-2002, 08:31 PM

Whoa... PAY for a WORD! I think we've found a funding scheme, here! Syc, will it be ruined by evil monetary commerce? (or improved?)

MaggieL · 12-05-2002, 08:51 PM

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Originally posted by slang
I'd also like to request 3 words.

"Do" or "do not". There is no "try".

Or "spoon".

MaggieL · 12-05-2002, 08:58 PM

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Originally posted by slang
[b]
I'll paint my face blue ...[b]

Ooooh! The Woad Warrior!!

wolf · 12-05-2002, 09:18 PM

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Originally posted by Undertoad
Whoa... PAY for a WORD! I think we've found a funding scheme, here! Syc, will it be ruined by evil monetary commerce? (or improved?)

NO NO NO!!!

We don't want this to be a self-funded or patronage art project!!!!

What we need here is a grant from the National Endowment for the Arts!!

(Has anyone been saving buckets of urine? We'll need them for the grant application. By the time we get around to the actual project, there can always be a claim of change of artistic vision, and we won't use 'em. But the'll be essential for the application process. We might want to search attics for some religious iconography as well ...)

wolf · 12-05-2002, 09:24 PM

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Originally posted by slang
[BI'll paint my face blue and wear a clear plastic suit, no one will fuck with us. [/b]

(*speaking in a very soft, even, calming tone of voice*)

Slang, the little blue pill is very important. You forgot that one again, didn't you?

elSicomoro · 12-05-2002, 09:58 PM

And the thread goes out of control, like the bulls in Pampalona.

Bad Slang! You do NOT get three words! Nor will there be any payments for words! Damnit, we're going to milk this sonofabitch for all it's worth. Here's a list of possible donors:

--NEA
--Drexel University (have you folks with Comcast cable in the Philadelphia area watched DUTV--Channel 55? Talk about some crazy shit!)
--University of Pennsylvania
--The Walter Annenburg/CPB Project
--Pew Charitable Trusts
--Big Ed (You're damned right I'm gonna hit Big Ed up for some dough...he's an attorney.)
--WYBE (Channel 35...maybe they'll show it on the station)
--Will Smith (He likes to invest in the hometown)

The security offer is nice and all, but I dunno slang...you strolling around with an AK-47 in Center City may be a bit off-putting to some folk.

jeni · 12-06-2002, 01:04 AM

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I think you're going to have a hard time getting a taker for "tampon"

it's mine, dammit.

Cam · 12-06-2002, 01:15 AM

Thank God somebody claimed it, I was worried I'd have to do it in a drunken state.

Griff · 12-06-2002, 07:04 AM

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Originally posted by sycamore
The security offer is nice and all, but I dunno slang...you strolling around with an AK-47 in Center City may be a bit off-putting to some folk.

I believe Brian wants to bring a helicopter gunship, so slang could use that platform and remain out of sight.

That Guy · 12-06-2002, 07:28 AM

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Originally posted by wolf
Strange as it may seem, the actions of Cellar Dwellars are nowhere near as random.

The sheep didn't get to pick what words they wanted to wear, so their actions are probably more random. Now if you teach a sheep to read organic poetry, then you have an art project worthy of my $.02.

slang · 12-06-2002, 10:21 AM

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you strolling around with an AK-47 in Center City may be a bit off-putting to some folk.

It has never bothered anyone before. What the hell did I get a Pa "firearms permit" for anyway?

The goal isn't to spook anyone anyway, I'll just hang out in the chopper with Brian. If I need to, I'll repell down a rope and blast off some "protective fire" for you guys.

How's that sound?

wolf · 12-06-2002, 12:54 PM

strangely comforting, given that I'll be moshing and unable to correctly assess threats and cover myself.

12-06-2002, 01:15 AM	#41
Cam dripping with ignorance Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Grand Forks ND Posts: 642	Thank God somebody claimed it, I was worried I'd have to do it in a drunken state. __________________ After the seventh beer I generally try and stay away from the keyboard, I apologize for what happens when I fail.

12-06-2002, 12:54 PM	#45
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	strangely comforting, given that I'll be moshing and unable to correctly assess threats and cover myself. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

12-05-2002, 07:35 PM	#32
slang St Petersburg, Florida Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 3,423	No bail was required last time, I just had to surrender my weapon and chat softly with a nice calm man. His face was blue too.

12-05-2002, 07:42 PM	#33
slang St Petersburg, Florida Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 3,423	I'd also like to request 3 words. Try....Teach(ing)....Vengence. Can I pay extra for all three? I can be your "poetic" badguy.

12-05-2002, 08:31 PM	#34
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Whoa... PAY for a WORD! I think we've found a funding scheme, here! Syc, will it be ruined by evil monetary commerce? (or improved?)

12-05-2002, 09:58 PM	#39
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	And the thread goes out of control, like the bulls in Pampalona. Bad Slang! You do NOT get three words! Nor will there be any payments for words! Damnit, we're going to milk this sonofabitch for all it's worth. Here's a list of possible donors: --NEA --Drexel University (have you folks with Comcast cable in the Philadelphia area watched DUTV--Channel 55? Talk about some crazy shit!) --University of Pennsylvania --The Walter Annenburg/CPB Project --Pew Charitable Trusts --Big Ed (You're damned right I'm gonna hit Big Ed up for some dough...he's an attorney.) --WYBE (Channel 35...maybe they'll show it on the station) --Will Smith (He likes to invest in the hometown) The security offer is nice and all, but I dunno slang...you strolling around with an AK-47 in Center City may be a bit off-putting to some folk.

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