Worst Smell in the World - Page 3

jimhelm · 04-18-2011, 07:26 PM

60% of the time, it works every time

footfootfoot · 04-18-2011, 07:47 PM

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Originally Posted by zippyt

this WAS a rat , Was being the Operative word here ,
Though I do have an Industrial Nose that turns Off Real fast when things are Nasty

"Sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker..."

Gravdigr · 04-18-2011, 11:21 PM

Hah! Thanks for reminding me of that, that's some funny shit.

Bullitt · 04-19-2011, 12:08 AM

Necrotic tissue in a bed sore wound, right next to some old lady's nasty butthole and yeast infected vag that hasn't been cleaned since who knows when. Only thing in this business that has me close to gagging. My. God.

plthijinx · 04-19-2011, 12:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Bullitt

Necrotic tissue in a bed sore wound, right next to some old lady's nasty butthole and yeast infected vag that hasn't been cleaned since who knows when. Only thing in this business that has me close to gagging. My. God.

oh. that's. just. totally. wrong.

dead body. festering human body for a few days still is on top of my list.

Bullitt · 04-19-2011, 01:05 AM

Nursing homes are disgusting. People just wallowing in their own filth as they wait to die.

This is what I'm talking about. Sterile version:

Real life: **NSFW**

GunMaster357 · 04-19-2011, 03:26 AM

Very sterile version

DanaC · 04-19-2011, 05:01 AM

That's fucking horrific.

Bedsores amongst high dependency patients and the elderly is something our health authority is trying to get a handle on at the moment. The team that are looking at the issue did a presentation for us at scrutiny panel.

GunMaster357 · 04-19-2011, 05:43 AM

As for the smell of death, it depends on how long the body has been out in the open and how hot is the day.

TheMercenary · 04-19-2011, 09:50 AM

Necrotizing fasciitis or days old death.

footfootfoot · 04-19-2011, 10:17 AM

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Originally Posted by GunMaster357

As for the smell of death, it depends on how long the body has been out in the open and how hot is the day.

A few years before my dad passed away we were out on a spring walk and just chatting about this and that. I remarked on the smell of the air in spring and how I had just watched a science program about how our memory is more closely linked to our sense of smell than our vision. The program explained that a smell can recall more distant memories than a picture can.

My dad, who fought in the Pacific theater in WWII and never, ever, talked about his combat experience in my whole life said, "Yeah, I know what you mean. You'll never forget the smell of hundreds of bodies left out in the tropical sun for days because you didn't have time to bury them all."

That was all he ever said to me about his combat experience in the war.

Gravdigr · 04-21-2011, 04:01 PM

Damn.

monster · 04-21-2011, 04:23 PM

The inside of my left rubber glove smells like something died in it.

Not the worst smell in the world, but gets an honorable mention in Bad Smells Weekly.

kerosene · 04-21-2011, 05:02 PM

Good Lord, Bullitt! I think that is why I smoke. I don't WANT to live to be 80 something.

Probably deadness smells worse than anything.

Sundae · 04-22-2011, 08:03 AM

Someone else's belly button smell is pretty gag-worthy.
I know.

One of the student nurses I worked with chased me around the pub with it, because she knew how easy it was to make me retch.

04-18-2011, 07:26 PM	#31
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04-18-2011, 11:21 PM	#33
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Hah! Thanks for reminding me of that, that's some funny shit. Attached Images __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

04-19-2011, 12:08 AM	#34
Bullitt This is a fully functional babe lair Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Akron, OH Posts: 2,324	Necrotic tissue in a bed sore wound, right next to some old lady's nasty butthole and yeast infected vag that hasn't been cleaned since who knows when. Only thing in this business that has me close to gagging. My. God. __________________ Kiss my white Irish ass.

04-19-2011, 01:05 AM	#36
Bullitt This is a fully functional babe lair Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Akron, OH Posts: 2,324	Nursing homes are disgusting. People just wallowing in their own filth as they wait to die. This is what I'm talking about. Sterile version: Real life: NSFW __________________ Kiss my white Irish ass. Last edited by Bullitt; 04-19-2011 at 01:11 AM.

04-19-2011, 03:26 AM	#37
GunMaster357 Professor Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Brest (FRANCE) Posts: 1,837	Very sterile version __________________ "War is God's way of teaching Americans geography." - Ambrose Bierce

04-19-2011, 05:43 AM	#39
GunMaster357 Professor Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Brest (FRANCE) Posts: 1,837	As for the smell of death, it depends on how long the body has been out in the open and how hot is the day. __________________ "War is God's way of teaching Americans geography." - Ambrose Bierce

04-19-2011, 09:50 AM	#40
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	Necrotizing fasciitis or days old death. __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

04-21-2011, 04:01 PM	#42
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Damn. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

04-21-2011, 04:23 PM	#43
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	The inside of my left rubber glove smells like something died in it. Not the worst smell in the world, but gets an honorable mention in Bad Smells Weekly. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

04-21-2011, 05:02 PM	#44
kerosene Touring the facilities Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The plains of Colorado Posts: 3,476	Good Lord, Bullitt! I think that is why I smoke. I don't WANT to live to be 80 something. Probably deadness smells worse than anything.

04-22-2011, 08:03 AM	#45
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Someone else's belly button smell is pretty gag-worthy. I know. One of the student nurses I worked with chased me around the pub with it, because she knew how easy it was to make me retch.

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