Countdown to woodchuck rapture - Page 3

Griff · 05-21-2011, 08:06 PM

I'm looking forward to the bbq pics.

ZenGum · 05-21-2011, 08:44 PM

It wasn't the real woodchuck! FFF is faking this to take attention off his birth certificate.

Griff · 05-21-2011, 08:53 PM

It turns out Yard's Mom was a US citizen so his birth certificate isn't relevant.

footfootfoot · 05-21-2011, 10:25 PM

I neither confirm nor deny allegations relating to woodchuck rapture, rupture, capture, or maladapture.

ZenGum · 05-21-2011, 11:16 PM

There are known knowns, known unknowns, and unknown unknowns. If you question further the woodchucks will have won. Why do you hate America?

footfootfoot · 05-21-2011, 11:55 PM

Because they wouldn't let me have a pony? Oh wait, that's my parents...

Glinda · 05-22-2011, 12:03 PM

I've just acquired two new mole traps. When the mole rapture begins, I'll be sure to let you all know. motherfuckinsonofabitchinmoles.

Undertoad · 05-22-2011, 01:09 PM

Get those stinking mole asses!

jimhelm · 05-22-2011, 01:25 PM

HungLikeJesus · 05-22-2011, 03:03 PM

Have you been reading The Woodchuck Hunter, ft3?

BigV · 05-22-2011, 04:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Glinda

I've just acquired two new mole traps. When the mole rapture begins, I'll be sure to let you all know. motherfuckinsonofabitchinmoles.

Moles are a sign of good garden health, lots of worms, healthy soil... Why are you interested in removing them?

zippyt · 05-22-2011, 04:57 PM

I want a .17 hmr

BigV · 05-22-2011, 05:41 PM

Impressive!

footfootfoot · 05-22-2011, 06:41 PM

Out of curiosity I crunched some numbers relating to the values given in that clip.

The Formula for Kinetic Energy is EK=(1/2)mv²
the .22 is .0375Kg moving at 304.8mps
the .17 is .017Kg moving at 777.24mps

(1/2) .0375*304.8² = 1742 joules
(1/2) .017*777.24² = 5134 joules

So the .17 has nearly three times the energy of the .22!

One joule can also be defined as:
The work required to move an electric charge of one coulomb through an electrical potential difference of one volt, or one '"coulomb volt" (C·V). This relationship can be used to define the volt.
The work required to produce one watt of power for one second, or one "watt second" (W·s) (compare kilowatt hour). This relationship can be used to define the watt

Griff · 05-22-2011, 06:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by footfootfoot

Out of curiosity I crunched some numbers relating to the values given in that clip.

The Formula for Kinetic Energy is EK=(1/2)mv²
the .22 is .0375Kg moving at 304.8mps
the .17 is .017Kg moving at 777.24mps

(1/2) .0375*304.8² = 1742 joules
(1/2) .017*777.24² = 5134 joules

So the .17 has nearly three times the energy of the .22!

One joule can also be defined as:
The work required to move a frontal lobe of one woodchuck through the back of ones head, or one '"lobe jolt" (LJ). This relationship can be used to define the volt.
The work required to produce one watt of power for one second, or one "watt second" (W·s) (compare kilowatt hour). This relationship can be used to define the watt

All fixey.

05-21-2011, 08:06 PM	#31
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05-21-2011, 08:44 PM	#32
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	It wasn't the real woodchuck! FFF is faking this to take attention off his birth certificate. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

05-21-2011, 08:53 PM	#33
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	It turns out Yard's Mom was a US citizen so his birth certificate isn't relevant. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

05-21-2011, 10:25 PM	#34
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	I neither confirm nor deny allegations relating to woodchuck rapture, rupture, capture, or maladapture. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

05-21-2011, 11:16 PM	#35
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	There are known knowns, known unknowns, and unknown unknowns. If you question further the woodchucks will have won. Why do you hate America? __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

05-21-2011, 11:55 PM	#36
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Because they wouldn't let me have a pony? Oh wait, that's my parents... __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

05-22-2011, 12:03 PM	#37
Glinda Fucktard Resistance League Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: 1.14 acres of heaven Posts: 1,512	I've just acquired two new mole traps. When the mole rapture begins, I'll be sure to let you all know. motherfuckinsonofabitchinmoles.

05-22-2011, 01:09 PM	#38
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Get those stinking mole asses!

05-22-2011, 01:25 PM	#39
jimhelm a beautiful fool Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: 39.939705 Posts: 4,504	__________________ There's a Shadow just behind me. Shrouding every step I take. Making every promise empty, pointing every finger at me. _tool

05-22-2011, 03:03 PM	#40
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	Have you been reading The Woodchuck Hunter, ft3? __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

05-22-2011, 04:57 PM	#42
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	I want a .17 hmr __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

05-22-2011, 05:41 PM	#43
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	Impressive! __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

05-22-2011, 06:41 PM	#44
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Out of curiosity I crunched some numbers relating to the values given in that clip. The Formula for Kinetic Energy is EK=(1/2)mv² the .22 is .0375Kg moving at 304.8mps the .17 is .017Kg moving at 777.24mps (1/2) .0375304.8² = 1742 joules (1/2) .017777.24² = 5134 joules So the .17 has nearly three times the energy of the .22! One joule can also be defined as: The work required to move an electric charge of one coulomb through an electrical potential difference of one volt, or one '"coulomb volt" (C·V). This relationship can be used to define the volt. The work required to produce one watt of power for one second, or one "watt second" (W·s) (compare kilowatt hour). This relationship can be used to define the watt __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

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