What's Hurting Your Fricking Shoulder Like There's No Tomorrow? - Page 3

footfootfoot · 11-09-2011, 11:33 AM

And remember, you can never have too much water in a nuclear reactor.

infinite monkey · 11-09-2011, 11:35 AM

Words of wisdom, folks, words of wisdom.

Wait...whut?

KABOOM!

footfootfoot · 11-09-2011, 11:41 AM

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Originally Posted by infinite monkey

And DON'T go bow hunting!

My dad is having hand surgery today. Waited until after golf season. Last night he seemed pretty sure he was going to have no problem recuperating and I hope he's right, but I'm not so sure.

I hope all goes well Zippy!

On the primitve archery forum a guy was asking about how soon after open heart surgery he'd be able to go bow hunting. His doc said 3 months. WTF? Also the guy was 51. Yikes. Then another guy answered and said, he'd had OHS last year and he was up and at it in 6 months or something but he was 30. WTFF? Who has OHS at 30 AND is a bowhunter?

I hope everything goes smoothly for your dad, even though this is the shoulder thread. He should really start a hand thread, just sayin. The hand has a lot fewer heart valves and sternums and what not so he should be good to go. (I'm not a doctor, but I did play doctor as a child)

infinite monkey · 11-09-2011, 11:47 AM

My dad is 73, and if he had to be cooped up he would go nutso.

Thanks, I'm a little worried. He does a lot of woodworking in the winter, and I hope he doesn't have too much pain. A woman here at work had the same surgery and said it was rough.

Maybe I'll start a thread: My Dad's Hand.

monster · 11-09-2011, 11:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by footfootfoot

On the primitve archery forum a guy was asking about how soon after open heart surgery he'd be able to go bow hunting. His doc said 3 months. WTF? Also the guy was 51. Yikes. Then another guy answered and said, he'd had OHS last year and he was up and at it in 6 months or something but he was 30. WTFF? Who has OHS at 30 AND is a bowhunter?

Someone born with a heart defect so kept himself as healthy as possible so when the time came for surgery, he'd be in the best place possible?

HungLikeJesus · 11-09-2011, 12:06 PM

I think that this is a good opportunity for your dad to learn to operate the table saw with his feet.

infinite monkey · 11-09-2011, 12:07 PM

Well, I did inherit my dad's "asparagus toes" and they're pretty agile. I wouldn't put it past him!

Clodfobble · 11-09-2011, 12:33 PM

Asparagus toes, huh? I must have blueberry toes then.

infinite monkey · 11-09-2011, 12:37 PM

Yeah, they're not green, they're just shaped like asparagus. Or so my mom has always said. My best friend in HS called me asparagus toes.

Are your toes blue, or just round?

monster · 11-09-2011, 12:39 PM

We need to see the Asparagus toes!

HungLikeJesus · 11-09-2011, 12:43 PM

FOOD FEET!

infinite monkey · 11-09-2011, 12:51 PM

My Dad's Hand

My dad's hand
Is doing fine.

The end.

(Mom said the Doc said my dad's a funny guy. But of course!)

zippyt · 11-09-2011, 03:15 PM

thanks for the advice Feetz ,
it is noted and printed out for reference ,
we have all ready rearranged the living room ,
recliner facing the tv with my left side facing the fireplace ,
1 ice pac in the freezer all ready Plans to snag 2-3 more are in the works ,
now if I can Just stay employed thru all this

Spexxvet · 11-09-2011, 03:32 PM

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Originally Posted by zippyt

thanks for the advice Feetz ,
it is noted and printed out for reference ,
we have all ready rearranged the living room ,
recliner facing the tv with my left side facing the fireplace ,
1 ice pac in the freezer all ready Plans to snag 2-3 more are in the works ,
now if I can Just stay employed thru all this

You're not replaceable, Zip

footfootfoot · 11-09-2011, 03:32 PM

Good luck with the last part. Seriously, plan on at least a week off before you even try to get in a car. Don't even try to drive yourself.

How bad a tear do you have?

11-09-2011, 11:33 AM	#31
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11-09-2011, 12:06 PM	#36
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	I think that this is a good opportunity for your dad to learn to operate the table saw with his feet. __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

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11-09-2011, 12:39 PM	#40
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	We need to see the Asparagus toes! __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

11-09-2011, 12:43 PM	#41
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	FOOD FEET! __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

11-09-2011, 11:35 AM	#32
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Words of wisdom, folks, words of wisdom. Wait...whut? KABOOM!

11-09-2011, 11:47 AM	#34
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	My dad is 73, and if he had to be cooped up he would go nutso. Thanks, I'm a little worried. He does a lot of woodworking in the winter, and I hope he doesn't have too much pain. A woman here at work had the same surgery and said it was rough. Maybe I'll start a thread: My Dad's Hand.

11-09-2011, 12:07 PM	#37
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Well, I did inherit my dad's "asparagus toes" and they're pretty agile. I wouldn't put it past him!

11-09-2011, 12:37 PM	#39
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Yeah, they're not green, they're just shaped like asparagus. Or so my mom has always said. My best friend in HS called me asparagus toes. Are your toes blue, or just round?

11-09-2011, 12:51 PM	#42
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	My Dad's Hand My dad's hand Is doing fine. The end. (Mom said the Doc said my dad's a funny guy. But of course!)

11-09-2011, 03:15 PM	#43
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	thanks for the advice Feetz , it is noted and printed out for reference , we have all ready rearranged the living room , recliner facing the tv with my left side facing the fireplace , 1 ice pac in the freezer all ready Plans to snag 2-3 more are in the works , now if I can Just stay employed thru all this __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

11-09-2011, 03:32 PM	#45
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Good luck with the last part. Seriously, plan on at least a week off before you even try to get in a car. Don't even try to drive yourself. How bad a tear do you have? __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

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