Things not to like about dogs - Page 3

Sundae · 09-22-2011, 12:07 PM

Lamp , that's gorgeous.

I could say the same about Diz.
Only I cuff him down the bed and hiss at him because treading all over my hair 40 minutes before I am due to get up just makes me unhappy at the sleep I've lost.

At that time of the morning it's fuck cats, fuck nature and fuck Orion and his fucking belt.

infinite monkey · 09-22-2011, 12:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Sundae

Lamp , that's gorgeous.

I could say the same about Diz.
Only I cuff him down the bed and hiss at him because treading all over my hair 40 minutes before I am due to get up just makes me unhappy at the sleep I've lost.

At that time of the morning it's fuck cats, fuck nature and fuck Orion and his fucking belt.

See, right there.

I'm that way about mornings too. But for Gaines it's wailing, and wailing, and wailing...half the night wanting in then out then in then out, then in the morning before I'm ready to get up.

He's the loudest fucking cat EVER. Can I get his voicebox removed?

monster · 09-22-2011, 10:28 PM

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Originally Posted by infinite monkey

for Gaines it's wailing, and wailing, and wailing...half the night wanting in then out then in then out, then in the morning before I'm ready to get up.

I blame the parents. if they hadn't given in to this behaviour when he was a kitten.....

BigV · 09-22-2011, 10:31 PM

uh huh... you don't know much about cats do you?

dogs have people.

cats have... staff.

not parents.

Pete Zicato · 09-22-2011, 11:49 PM

From War of the Roses:
The moral of this story (other than dog people should not marry cat people)...

Nirvana · 09-23-2011, 12:03 AM

Wow just wow! How could anyone deny another human being the pleasure of unconditional love? Only those that are not capable of real love. I feel Monster is capable of love because of all the things she does for her kids she is exempt, besides I think she actually likes cats!

"If you have men who will exclude any of God's creatures
from the shelter of compassion and pity,
you will have men who will deal likewise with their fellow man."

-St. Francis of Assisi

Nirvana · 09-23-2011, 12:14 AM

Oh and by the way dogs enjoy smelling human farts "nuff said"...

footfootfoot · 09-23-2011, 12:24 AM

I was reading or hearing somewhere about how dogs were crucial to the survival of the human species. I think the relationship goes back 15,000 years or more.

Gotta find that reference...

Pete Zicato · 09-23-2011, 11:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Nirvana

Oh and by the way dogs enjoy smelling human farts "nuff said"...

I put that in the plus column for dogs.

Men try to hide it, but we really don't mature past 7th grade.

Well, at least all worth knowing.

Sundae · 09-23-2011, 12:04 PM

Diz is spooked by my farts. Never worked out whether it was the sound or the smell, but he certainly reacts.

Gravdigr · 09-24-2011, 04:00 PM

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Originally Posted by infinite monkey

...Who said it better? Ladies and Gentlemen, Conway Twitty...

That's Mr. Conway Twitty, thankyouverymuch.

Gravdigr · 09-24-2011, 04:04 PM

I think dogs are better than cats for two reasons.

One: Cats will not lick bacon grease/peanut butter off your testicles. No matter what.

And, two: Cats rarely do things like this:

monster · 09-24-2011, 04:35 PM

Cats play with string all the time. Not always a good thing.

Aliantha · 09-24-2011, 06:46 PM

I love my dogs, and I'll never be without at least one, even though they sometimes fart inappropriately, or trample my vege garden just when the seedlings are coming up, or bark at other nasty dogs sniffing at their fence, or slobber on me while they're telling me how much they love me, or gently bite me when I'm playing silly rough games with them. I also love them because they protect me from anyone unannounced coming through the gate and they'll stand by me even when I'm a bitch to them because I've had a shit day.

There's no one in the world who loves me like my puppy dogs do, and that suits me. There's no one in the world who loves my puppy dogs the way I do, except maybe Max.

morethanpretty · 09-24-2011, 10:52 PM

Only thing not to like about dogs:
They don't live long enough and break our hearts when they go.

09-22-2011, 12:07 PM	#31
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Lamp , that's gorgeous. I could say the same about Diz. Only I cuff him down the bed and hiss at him because treading all over my hair 40 minutes before I am due to get up just makes me unhappy at the sleep I've lost. At that time of the morning it's fuck cats, fuck nature and fuck Orion and his fucking belt. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

09-22-2011, 10:31 PM	#34
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	uh huh... you don't know much about cats do you? dogs have people. cats have... staff. not parents. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

09-22-2011, 11:49 PM	#35
Pete Zicato Turns out my CRS is a symptom of TMB. Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Chicago suburbs Posts: 2,916	From War of the Roses: The moral of this story (other than dog people should not marry cat people)... __________________ Talk nerdy to me.

09-23-2011, 12:03 AM	#36
Nirvana Back in 10 Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 3,684	Wow just wow! How could anyone deny another human being the pleasure of unconditional love? Only those that are not capable of real love. I feel Monster is capable of love because of all the things she does for her kids she is exempt, besides I think she actually likes cats! "If you have men who will exclude any of God's creatures from the shelter of compassion and pity, you will have men who will deal likewise with their fellow man." -St. Francis of Assisi __________________ Speaking simply... do not confuse this with having a simple mind.

09-23-2011, 12:14 AM	#37
Nirvana Back in 10 Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 3,684	Oh and by the way dogs enjoy smelling human farts "nuff said"... __________________ Speaking simply... do not confuse this with having a simple mind.

09-23-2011, 12:24 AM	#38
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	I was reading or hearing somewhere about how dogs were crucial to the survival of the human species. I think the relationship goes back 15,000 years or more. Gotta find that reference... __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

09-23-2011, 12:04 PM	#40
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Diz is spooked by my farts. Never worked out whether it was the sound or the smell, but he certainly reacts. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

09-24-2011, 04:04 PM	#42
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	I think dogs are better than cats for two reasons. One: Cats will not lick bacon grease/peanut butter off your testicles. No matter what. And, two: Cats rarely do things like this: Attached Images __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

09-24-2011, 04:35 PM	#43
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Cats play with string all the time. Not always a good thing. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

09-24-2011, 06:46 PM	#44
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	I love my dogs, and I'll never be without at least one, even though they sometimes fart inappropriately, or trample my vege garden just when the seedlings are coming up, or bark at other nasty dogs sniffing at their fence, or slobber on me while they're telling me how much they love me, or gently bite me when I'm playing silly rough games with them. I also love them because they protect me from anyone unannounced coming through the gate and they'll stand by me even when I'm a bitch to them because I've had a shit day. There's no one in the world who loves me like my puppy dogs do, and that suits me. There's no one in the world who loves my puppy dogs the way I do, except maybe Max. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

09-24-2011, 10:52 PM	#45
morethanpretty Thats "Miss Zipper Neck" to you. Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: little town (but not the littlest) in texas Posts: 2,957	Only thing not to like about dogs: They don't live long enough and break our hearts when they go. __________________ Addicts may suck dick for coke, but love came up with the idea to put a dick in there to begin with. -Jack O'Brien

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