Bad Manners - Page 3

infinite monkey · 12-28-2011, 03:43 PM

Like "Hey guys my 3 year tormenter/thief/crazy fuckhead may be lurking right outside my house right now and all I have is a big knife but i'll try to kill him before he kills me" being met by "I had a chocolate hamburger for christmas and boy was it great" which is followed by thirteen pages about the fucking chocolate hamburger like "OMG I LOVE YOU FOR LOVING THE CHOCOLATE HAMBURGER YOU ARE SO AMAZING AND I AM PUTTING YOU IN THE HALL OF FAME NOW CAN I FUCK YOU AND WE'RE SO IN LOVE WITH YOU FOR LETTING US ALL KNOW ABOUT THE AMAZING CHOCOLATE HAMBURGER AND DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN MAKE HAMBURGERS FROM DEER MEAT IF YOU ADD PERSTOTINATUSITES, WHICH DEGRADE THE DEER INTO COW AND HERE IS A PICTURE OF A NAIL I FOUND ON THE GROUND IT'S REALLY AMAZING BECAUSE I THINK IT'S FROM 1998 WHICH IS REALLY RARE IN A NAIL..."

That kind of thing.

Except you, monster, you were kind enough to give a crap.

monster · 12-28-2011, 03:48 PM

I was? Must be slipping...... as you were.......

infinite monkey · 12-28-2011, 03:49 PM

I know.

I never worried it would permeate the rest of the place, so all is good, as you are.

Spexxvet · 12-28-2011, 03:54 PM

85% of all lightbulbs fail when they are sprayed with pepper spray.

You mean like that?

classicman · 12-28-2011, 04:54 PM

Zactly!

regular.joe · 12-28-2011, 06:11 PM

We have gone cross threaded.

Spexxvet · 12-28-2011, 08:00 PM

Quote:

Dr. Egon Spengler: There's something very important I forgot to tell you.
Dr. Peter Venkman: What?
Dr. Egon Spengler: Don't cross the THREADS.
Dr. Peter Venkman: Why?
Dr. Egon Spengler: It would be bad.
Dr. Peter Venkman: I'm fuzzy on the whole good/bad thing. What do you mean, "bad"?
Dr. Egon Spengler: Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.
Dr Ray Stantz: Total protonic reversal.
Dr. Peter Venkman: Right. That's bad. Okay. All right. Important safety tip. Thanks, Egon

Aliantha · 12-28-2011, 09:51 PM

Bad manners is when your child is at a restaurant with you and is being a shithead and you don't either leave or at least stop the child from it's disruptive, inappropriate behaviour.

DucksNuts · 12-29-2011, 01:34 AM

Or when you are at the grocery store and your baby is crying because its tired/hungry/sick and you really need to get a few things and some old biddy body behind you is huffing and tsking because you cant stop your baby crying.

Gravdigr · 12-29-2011, 04:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Sundae

...Although I am genuinely interested in how pointing can be rude.

Pointing, the child said "Hahahaha, look at that hunchback!"

Gravdigr · 12-29-2011, 04:18 AM

Pointing...that's a strange name for a child...

Aliantha · 12-29-2011, 05:34 AM

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Originally Posted by DucksNuts

Or when you are at the grocery store and your baby is crying because its tired/hungry/sick and you really need to get a few things and some old biddy body behind you is huffing and tsking because you cant stop your baby crying.

Nah, not just whining. That's not so bad. Most parents wouldn't go out to a place like that with a child who's just going to complain the whole time anyway. I'm talking about parents who take their kids to al la carte restaurants which are meant for adults (imo generally) and let them run around and do kiddy type things which, while they might be cute to the parents, can be seriously dangerous for wait staff, and seriously annoying to other diners. Particularly the ones who were considerate enough to get a baby sitter for their own sproglettes.

sexobon · 12-29-2011, 06:16 AM

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Originally Posted by monster

... Pointing ...

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr

...Treating people differently according to their (perceived) intelligence. ...

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Originally Posted by infinite monkey

...Really, any eating I have to witness or listen to. ...

Clodfobble · 12-29-2011, 10:09 AM

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Originally Posted by HungLikeJesus

I was in the book store yesterday and there was a guy with a big round belly. I had a strong urge to rub his belly for luck, but not everyone has good manners so I wasn't sure how he would react.

When you are pregnant, total strangers actually do come up and do this. It is fucking annoying.

HungLikeJesus · 12-29-2011, 10:13 AM

That's why you need a taser.

12-28-2011, 03:48 PM	#32
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12-28-2011, 03:54 PM	#34
Spexxvet Makes some feel uncomfortable Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,346	85% of all lightbulbs fail when they are sprayed with pepper spray. You mean like that? __________________ "I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce

12-28-2011, 04:54 PM	#35
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	Zactly! __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

12-28-2011, 06:11 PM	#36
regular.joe Старый сержант Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: NC, dreaming of large Russian women. Posts: 1,464	We have gone cross threaded. __________________ Birth, wealth, and position are valueless during wartime. Man is only judged by his character --Soldier's Testament. Death, like birth, is a secret of Nature. - Marcus Aurelius.

12-28-2011, 09:51 PM	#38
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	Bad manners is when your child is at a restaurant with you and is being a shithead and you don't either leave or at least stop the child from it's disruptive, inappropriate behaviour. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

12-28-2011, 03:43 PM	#31
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Like "Hey guys my 3 year tormenter/thief/crazy fuckhead may be lurking right outside my house right now and all I have is a big knife but i'll try to kill him before he kills me" being met by "I had a chocolate hamburger for christmas and boy was it great" which is followed by thirteen pages about the fucking chocolate hamburger like "OMG I LOVE YOU FOR LOVING THE CHOCOLATE HAMBURGER YOU ARE SO AMAZING AND I AM PUTTING YOU IN THE HALL OF FAME NOW CAN I FUCK YOU AND WE'RE SO IN LOVE WITH YOU FOR LETTING US ALL KNOW ABOUT THE AMAZING CHOCOLATE HAMBURGER AND DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN MAKE HAMBURGERS FROM DEER MEAT IF YOU ADD PERSTOTINATUSITES, WHICH DEGRADE THE DEER INTO COW AND HERE IS A PICTURE OF A NAIL I FOUND ON THE GROUND IT'S REALLY AMAZING BECAUSE I THINK IT'S FROM 1998 WHICH IS REALLY RARE IN A NAIL..." That kind of thing. Except you, monster, you were kind enough to give a crap.

12-28-2011, 03:49 PM	#33
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	I know. I never worried it would permeate the rest of the place, so all is good, as you are.

12-29-2011, 01:34 AM	#39
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	Or when you are at the grocery store and your baby is crying because its tired/hungry/sick and you really need to get a few things and some old biddy body behind you is huffing and tsking because you cant stop your baby crying.

12-29-2011, 04:18 AM	#41
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12-29-2011, 10:13 AM	#45
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	That's why you need a taser. __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

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