Please insult me - Page 3

Lord God Quirk · 06-25-2012, 03:15 PM

so, what... you're about to make a speech?

You think we want to sit here and listen to your malodorous gob drone on and on for an hour talking about how cool you used to be? Do us all a favor and don't.

pasty faced misfit peckerwood.

:stomps off:

Cyber Wolf · 06-25-2012, 03:36 PM

Does a kick to the shin count as an insult?

DanaC · 06-25-2012, 03:40 PM

I think that's a marriage proposal isn't it?

jimhelm · 06-25-2012, 05:04 PM

had enough, faggot?

Gravdigr · 06-25-2012, 05:08 PM

You're a mean one, Mister Toad
You really are a heel,
You're as cuddly as a cactus, you're as charming as an eel, Mister Toad,

You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel!

You're a monster, Mister Toad,
Your heart's an empty hole,
Your brain is full of spiders, you've got garlic in your soul, Mister Toad,

I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!

You're a vile one, Mister Toad,
You have termites in your smile,
You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile, Mister Toad,

Given a choice between the two of you I'd take the ... seasick crocodile!

You nauseate me, Mister Toad,
With a nauseous super "naus",
You're a crooked dirty jockey and you drive a crooked hoss, Mister Toad,

You're a three decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich, with arsenic sauce!

You're a foul one, Mister Toad,
You're a nasty wasty skunk,
Your heart is full of unwashed socks, your soul is full of gunk, Mister Toad,

The three words that describe you are as follows, and I quote, "Stink, Stank, Stunk!"

You're a rotter, Mister Toad,
You're the king of sinful sots,
Your heart's a dead tomato splotched with moldy purple spots, Mister Toad,

Your soul is an appalling dump heap overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of rubbish imaginable, mangled up in tangled up knots!

zippyt · 06-25-2012, 06:11 PM

You Cat faced Bastige !!!

footfootfoot · 06-25-2012, 07:35 PM

Undertadpole is what the ladies say. Just sayin'

Aliantha · 06-25-2012, 08:47 PM

You're such a girl UT.

limey · 06-26-2012, 08:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aliantha

You're such a girl UT.

Surely that should be in the compliments thread?

Sent by thought transference

Sundae · 06-26-2012, 11:15 AM

Tony, Tony, grey and moany
Got as much taste as a stale calzone
When it comes to music he's a big old phoney
And nowhere near as smooth as mascarpone

BigV · 06-26-2012, 02:05 PM

DOMFCOTL,ISN.

But thanks anyway.

Gravdigr · 06-26-2012, 02:30 PM

You're waffly. There, I've said it.

DanaC · 06-26-2012, 02:32 PM

Yehbut...waffly versatile.

Spexxvet · 06-26-2012, 02:47 PM

I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

I burst my pimples at you and call your door-opening request a silly thing, you tiny-brained wipers of other people's bottoms!

limey · 06-26-2012, 04:49 PM

I'd like to, UT, I really would, but I just don't have the time ....

06-25-2012, 03:36 PM	#32
Cyber Wolf As stable as a ring of PU-239 Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: On a huge rock covered in water, highly advanced moss and 7 billion parasites Posts: 1,264	Does a kick to the shin count as an insult? __________________ "I don't see what's so triffic about creating people as people and then getting' upset 'cos they act like people." ~Adam Young, Good Omens "I don't see why it matters what is written. Not when it's about people. It can always be crossed out." ~Adam Young, Good Omens

06-25-2012, 05:04 PM	#34
jimhelm a beautiful fool Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: 39.939705 Posts: 4,504	had enough, faggot? __________________ There's a Shadow just behind me. Shrouding every step I take. Making every promise empty, pointing every finger at me. _tool

06-25-2012, 05:08 PM	#35
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	You're a mean one, Mister Toad You really are a heel, You're as cuddly as a cactus, you're as charming as an eel, Mister Toad, You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel! You're a monster, Mister Toad, Your heart's an empty hole, Your brain is full of spiders, you've got garlic in your soul, Mister Toad, I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole! You're a vile one, Mister Toad, You have termites in your smile, You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile, Mister Toad, Given a choice between the two of you I'd take the ... seasick crocodile! You nauseate me, Mister Toad, With a nauseous super "naus", You're a crooked dirty jockey and you drive a crooked hoss, Mister Toad, You're a three decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich, with arsenic sauce! You're a foul one, Mister Toad, You're a nasty wasty skunk, Your heart is full of unwashed socks, your soul is full of gunk, Mister Toad, The three words that describe you are as follows, and I quote, "Stink, Stank, Stunk!" You're a rotter, Mister Toad, You're the king of sinful sots, Your heart's a dead tomato splotched with moldy purple spots, Mister Toad, Your soul is an appalling dump heap overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of rubbish imaginable, mangled up in tangled up knots! __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

06-25-2012, 06:11 PM	#36
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	You Cat faced Bastige !!! __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

06-25-2012, 07:35 PM	#37
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Undertadpole is what the ladies say. Just sayin' __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

06-25-2012, 03:15 PM	#31
Lord God Quirk Recruit or Something Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 4	so, what... you're about to make a speech? You think we want to sit here and listen to your malodorous gob drone on and on for an hour talking about how cool you used to be? Do us all a favor and don't. pasty faced misfit peckerwood. :stomps off:

06-25-2012, 08:47 PM	#38
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	You're such a girl UT. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

06-26-2012, 11:15 AM	#40
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Tony, Tony, grey and moany Got as much taste as a stale calzone When it comes to music he's a big old phoney And nowhere near as smooth as mascarpone __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

06-26-2012, 02:05 PM	#41
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	DOMFCOTL,ISN. But thanks anyway. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

06-26-2012, 02:30 PM	#42
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	You're waffly. There, I've said it. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

06-26-2012, 02:47 PM	#44
Spexxvet Makes some feel uncomfortable Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,346	I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! I burst my pimples at you and call your door-opening request a silly thing, you tiny-brained wipers of other people's bottoms! __________________ "I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce

06-26-2012, 04:49 PM	#45
limey Encroaching on your decrees Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: An island within the south-west coast of Scotland Posts: 7,016	I'd like to, UT, I really would, but I just don't have the time .... __________________ Living it up on the edge ... of civilisation, within the southwest coast of

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