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lumberjim · 06-19-2014, 10:24 AM

dyslexics of the world untie!

footfootfoot · 06-19-2014, 11:40 AM

Nobody's prefect!

Gravdigr · 06-30-2014, 05:18 PM

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Originally Posted by glatt

Years ago I stupidly did the same thing with a towel used to clean up an entire glass of spilled milk.

I left it in the basement by the washing machine for a couple days and it smelled like there was a dead animal down there. When I finally tracked down the smell, I felt really dumb.

Years ago Momdigr had been to the grocery and couldn't find the gallon of milk she knew she'd just bought. At the time Mom & Popdigr's primary vehicle was an Isuzu Trooper II. The passenger compartment was roomy as hell, quite large. The back seat had about a foot of space on each outboard side of the seat. Time went by, and then the odor began. We finally found that the gallon of milk had slid off the seat, into the space between the 'wall' and the rear seat, aft of the door itself. It spoiled, of course, and the plastic jug split open, leaking milk into the carpet. For years after, when it would get particularly hot, we would get that sour milk odor. No amount of cleaning/steaming/vacuuming would get rid of that smell. I'll never forget it, as long as I live.

Gravdigr · 06-30-2014, 05:21 PM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim

dyslexics of the world untie!

Sir, I have lysdexia. I know lysdexia. Lysdexia is a friend of mine. Sir, you're no lysdexic.

Gravdigr · 08-06-2014, 03:31 PM

I just (about a week ago) won a scooter in a poker game.

It's an Adventure 150 Limited Edition, 2008 model.

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It's been rode hard and put up wet a time or ten, and has some battle scars. Front tire loses air pressure slowly, takes a few days to go completely flat. Good news there, is, the tire sidewall is stiff enough that you can ride it flat and the tire doesn't roll down and try to come off the rim like a car tire would, doesn't even rub the dirt off the outside of the tread, so if I'm caught away from home and it decides to go flat, I can still limp home, carefully. Missing one of the mirrors. It didn't like to start with the button, but, a three dollar spark plug later, and you can't get your finger off the button fast enough. It starts almost immediately. And the thing will do 45 mph from a standstill RFN!

All in all, counting the things it needs, not too bad for a last hand poker win. There was $225 in the pot, and dude wanted to raise with one last card coming. He asked and me and another guy agreed to allow him $200 dollars against the scooter. Two others folded right there.

I got it with four threes. Natural threes. Dude gave $750 for the scooter a couple years ago, it sold for around $1700 new.

Dude told me it was licensed til December and insured til April, and for me to "ride the wheels off of it". And I'm gonna.

DanaC · 08-06-2014, 04:02 PM

Cool as fuck!

fargon · 08-06-2014, 05:06 PM

Kewl ride.

infinite monkey · 08-06-2014, 05:09 PM

That's sweet, grav. What hand did the guy have that he put his scooter on it?

glatt · 08-06-2014, 06:17 PM

Wow. I'd be folding too. To rich for my blood. But that's awesome you got a scooter! I'm jelly.

lumberjim · 08-06-2014, 06:30 PM

They are fun. Convenient as hell too.

elSicomoro · 08-06-2014, 07:33 PM

I just don't like you or your face.

Cool win, grav.

Gravdigr · 08-07-2014, 12:05 PM

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Originally Posted by infinite monkey

That's sweet, grav. What hand did the guy have that he put his scooter on it?

He was trying for a diamond flush. He didn't make it.

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Originally Posted by elSicomoro

I just don't like you or your face.

It's cuz I'm a sexy beast.

Gravdigr · 08-07-2014, 12:07 PM

Ima start cruisin Sarge's lagoon...

...take his pandagirls away w/mah sexeh new scootah.

infinite monkey · 08-07-2014, 12:11 PM

sexeh scooteh and banjo music. you got it goin' ON, dude.

were you playing texas hold'em?

Gravdigr · 08-07-2014, 01:23 PM

Seven card stud.

06-19-2014, 10:24 AM	#31
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	dyslexics of the world untie! __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

06-19-2014, 11:40 AM	#32
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Nobody's prefect! __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

08-06-2014, 03:31 PM	#35
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	I just (about a week ago) won a scooter in a poker game. It's an Adventure 150 Limited Edition, 2008 model. It's been rode hard and put up wet a time or ten, and has some battle scars. Front tire loses air pressure slowly, takes a few days to go completely flat. Good news there, is, the tire sidewall is stiff enough that you can ride it flat and the tire doesn't roll down and try to come off the rim like a car tire would, doesn't even rub the dirt off the outside of the tread, so if I'm caught away from home and it decides to go flat, I can still limp home, carefully. Missing one of the mirrors. It didn't like to start with the button, but, a three dollar spark plug later, and you can't get your finger off the button fast enough. It starts almost immediately. And the thing will do 45 mph from a standstill RFN! All in all, counting the things it needs, not too bad for a last hand poker win. There was $225 in the pot, and dude wanted to raise with one last card coming. He asked and me and another guy agreed to allow him $200 dollars against the scooter. Two others folded right there. I got it with four threes. Natural threes. Dude gave $750 for the scooter a couple years ago, it sold for around $1700 new. Dude told me it was licensed til December and insured til April, and for me to "ride the wheels off of it". And I'm gonna. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

08-06-2014, 05:06 PM	#37
fargon Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: La Crosse, WI Posts: 8,924	Kewl ride. __________________ Annoy the ones that ignore you!!! I live a blessed life I Love my Country, I Fear the Government!!! Heavily medicated for the good of mankind.

08-06-2014, 06:30 PM	#40
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	They are fun. Convenient as hell too. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

08-06-2014, 05:09 PM	#38
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	That's sweet, grav. What hand did the guy have that he put his scooter on it?

08-06-2014, 06:17 PM	#39
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Wow. I'd be folding too. To rich for my blood. But that's awesome you got a scooter! I'm jelly.

08-06-2014, 07:33 PM	#41
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	I just don't like you or your face. Cool win, grav.

08-07-2014, 12:07 PM	#43
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Ima start cruisin Sarge's lagoon... ...take his pandagirls away w/mah sexeh new scootah. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

08-07-2014, 12:11 PM	#44
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	sexeh scooteh and banjo music. you got it goin' ON, dude. were you playing texas hold'em?

08-07-2014, 01:23 PM	#45
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Seven card stud. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

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