Put another dwellar in a car - Page 3

elSicomoro · 07-05-2005, 09:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clodfobble

I drive a green 2001 Mazda B3000 truck. No extended anything, just a cute little girly truck--but it does have a V6.

Its sibling, the Ford Ranger, is a big dykemobile.

Happy Monkey · 07-05-2005, 09:41 AM

I still haven't crashed this one.

elSicomoro · 07-05-2005, 09:43 AM

Ion...Metro...close enough.

wolf · 07-05-2005, 10:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sycamore

My girlfriend drives the ultimate lesbian vehicle--a 2000 Toyota RAV4. Apparently, she was not aware of its lesbianness before buying it.

The Rav4 is merely a wussy SUV substitute, for people who are too scared to buy a real SUV.

The ultimately dykemobile is a Jeep Liberty.

Everybody knows that.

elSicomoro · 07-09-2005, 02:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wolf

The Rav4 is merely a wussy SUV substitute, for people who are too scared to buy a real SUV.

The ultimately dykemobile is a Jeep Liberty.

Everybody knows that.

I had no clue. Wait...you drive an old person car...what the fuck do you know?

Doesn't Jinx drive a Liberty? Or was that just a dealer vehicle from Jim's days at the Jeep dealership, which would then make Jim a dyke?

wolf · 07-09-2005, 02:09 PM

I'm pretty sure that Jim is a lesbian. I have really good gaydar.

lumberjim · 07-09-2005, 04:20 PM

funny you should say that. i've always felt that i am a lesbian trapped inside a man's body.

jinx has a grand cherokee.....i did have a liberty for a time as a demo, but anyway, the Toyota Rav4 is the dykemobile.

footfootfoot · 07-12-2005, 09:49 PM

BreakingNews's ride:

Happy Monkey · 07-12-2005, 10:32 PM

Let's see you do this in an SUV:

(I am a master of parallel parking)

wolf · 07-13-2005, 01:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sycamore

Wait...you drive an old person car...what the fuck do you know?

Point of technical fact ... I drive an "old person car" because the deal was just too damn good to pass up, and, more importantly, I needed a vehicle I could transport long guns in without having to put the passenger seat into full recline AND drop the split rear seat AND still have to bungee the trunk closed on the end of the case.

elSicomoro · 07-13-2005, 01:39 AM

Wolf, just stop...it's not helping ya.

zippyt · 07-20-2005, 11:28 PM

I found Bruce's ride for later in life !!!!!!!

lumberjim · 04-19-2006, 01:11 AM

brianna: 85 Caprice. ...it's a former cop car painted flat black, with those chrome center caps in lieu of hub caps. spotter light and cb radio still intact.

bow chicka bow wow

07-05-2005, 09:41 AM	#32
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07-09-2005, 02:09 PM	#36
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	I'm pretty sure that Jim is a lesbian. I have really good gaydar. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

07-09-2005, 04:20 PM	#37
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	funny you should say that. i've always felt that i am a lesbian trapped inside a man's body. jinx has a grand cherokee.....i did have a liberty for a time as a demo, but anyway, the Toyota Rav4 is the dykemobile. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

07-12-2005, 09:49 PM	#38
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	BreakingNews's ride: Attached Images __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

07-12-2005, 10:32 PM	#39
Happy Monkey I think this line's mostly filler. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: DC Posts: 13,575	Let's see you do this in an SUV: (I am a master of parallel parking) Attached Images __________________ _________________ \|...............\| We live in the nick of times. \| Len 17, Wid 3 \| \|_______________\| [pics]

07-05-2005, 09:43 AM	#33
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	Ion...Metro...close enough.

07-13-2005, 01:39 AM	#41
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	Wolf, just stop...it's not helping ya.

07-20-2005, 11:28 PM	#42
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	I found Bruce's ride for later in life !!!!!!! Attached Images __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

04-19-2006, 01:11 AM	#43
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	brianna: 85 Caprice. ...it's a former cop car painted flat black, with those chrome center caps in lieu of hub caps. spotter light and cb radio still intact. bow chicka bow wow __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

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