Funny/Embarrassing things they say - Page 30

Flint · 05-22-2009, 01:12 PM

WIN.

Queen of the Ryche · 05-22-2009, 01:13 PM

That was last night. This morning on the way to school, "You and my daddy should just kiss and get it over with." (Divorced for three years.)

Clodfobble · 05-22-2009, 01:22 PM

I thought at first she wrote NSFW in the margin.

Flint · 05-22-2009, 01:41 PM

me too

Shawnee123 · 05-22-2009, 01:43 PM

heheheee

3 year old niece, after coming downstairs from the bathroom and being asked "did you wash your hands?"

"I used the appetizer up there."

Queen of the Ryche · 05-22-2009, 01:44 PM

Her daddy's vocab is definitely NSFW, but luckily the only time I've seen that come to fruition SO FAR was when we were behind a slow car, and she proceeded to blurt out "Go, Bitch!" at age two.

Flint · 05-22-2009, 02:12 PM

cutest word ever: my 1yo son says "guggle" for snuggle

Flint · 05-23-2009, 11:53 AM

My 2yo daughter was telling me about Harligula.

Harligula makes you fall down and hurt your head.

Harligula makes everybody feel bad.

What is Harligula? Harligula is animals.

What is Harligula? Harligula makes everybody bad.

Harligula doesn't have a stripe (we were just drawing pictures to differentiate between horses and zebras).

SteveDallas · 05-23-2009, 12:41 PM

She didn't accidentally find your DVD of Caligula did she?

Flint · 05-23-2009, 02:12 PM

I don't own Caligula and have no recollection or reason for it ever to have been discussed. I thought about that. First thing I thought of.

Clodfobble · 05-23-2009, 02:34 PM

From a syllables-from-a-toddlers-mouth perspective, I'd guess "alligator."

Flint · 05-23-2009, 02:38 PM

That's good, but she can say alligator.

kerosene · 05-24-2009, 12:21 AM

Reminds me of when my son was 2 and he was raving about something one day calling it "back yard against." It took me forever to figure out he was not talking about a creature in our backyard, but a TV show called "Backyardigans." I didn't have cable at the time, so I didn't know about it. Anyway, what a stupid name for a show. He loved it, though.

lumberjim · 05-24-2009, 12:24 AM

this thread is the 1st result when you google harligula

could it be argument?

morethanpretty · 05-25-2009, 08:16 PM

All 5 of my little 2nd cousins were at the Memorial Day cookout today. The only girl outta all of 'em, she's 6, was a hoot. Tells my sister "Bayley wants to date you." (Bayley is the 7yr old one)
Talking to me, "Does Buddy eat werewolves?," "Buddy is bigger than a werewolf." "[Werewolves] try to get Tinkerbell to have babies."
She is very informative, I did not know all these things about my black lab Buddy.

05-22-2009, 01:12 PM	#436
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	WIN. __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

05-22-2009, 01:13 PM	#437
Queen of the Ryche is fleeing the scene Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Beautiful CO Posts: 1,510	That was last night. This morning on the way to school, "You and my daddy should just kiss and get it over with." (Divorced for three years.) __________________ Once, in an interview, Chuck Norris admitted that he was not the most awesome thing ever. He declined to elaborate; but I believe we all know that he was referring to the existence of chocolate covered bacon. I'd rather be judged by twelve than carried by six.

05-22-2009, 01:22 PM	#438
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	I thought at first she wrote NSFW in the margin. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

05-22-2009, 01:41 PM	#439
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	me too __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

05-22-2009, 01:43 PM	#440
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	heheheee 3 year old niece, after coming downstairs from the bathroom and being asked "did you wash your hands?" "I used the appetizer up there." __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

05-22-2009, 01:44 PM	#441
Queen of the Ryche is fleeing the scene Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Beautiful CO Posts: 1,510	Her daddy's vocab is definitely NSFW, but luckily the only time I've seen that come to fruition SO FAR was when we were behind a slow car, and she proceeded to blurt out "Go, Bitch!" at age two. __________________ Once, in an interview, Chuck Norris admitted that he was not the most awesome thing ever. He declined to elaborate; but I believe we all know that he was referring to the existence of chocolate covered bacon. I'd rather be judged by twelve than carried by six.

05-22-2009, 02:12 PM	#442
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	cutest word ever: my 1yo son says "guggle" for snuggle __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

05-23-2009, 11:53 AM	#443
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	What is a Harligula? My 2yo daughter was telling me about Harligula. Harligula makes you fall down and hurt your head. Harligula makes everybody feel bad. What is Harligula? Harligula is animals. What is Harligula? Harligula makes everybody bad. Harligula doesn't have a stripe (we were just drawing pictures to differentiate between horses and zebras). __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

05-23-2009, 12:41 PM	#444
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	She didn't accidentally find your DVD of Caligula did she?

05-23-2009, 02:12 PM	#445
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	I don't own Caligula and have no recollection or reason for it ever to have been discussed. I thought about that. First thing I thought of. __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

05-23-2009, 02:34 PM	#446
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	From a syllables-from-a-toddlers-mouth perspective, I'd guess "alligator." __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

05-23-2009, 02:38 PM	#447
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	That's good, but she can say alligator. __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

05-24-2009, 12:21 AM	#448
kerosene Touring the facilities Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The plains of Colorado Posts: 3,476	Reminds me of when my son was 2 and he was raving about something one day calling it "back yard against." It took me forever to figure out he was not talking about a creature in our backyard, but a TV show called "Backyardigans." I didn't have cable at the time, so I didn't know about it. Anyway, what a stupid name for a show. He loved it, though.

05-24-2009, 12:24 AM	#449
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	this thread is the 1st result when you google harligula could it be argument? __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

05-25-2009, 08:16 PM	#450
morethanpretty Thats "Miss Zipper Neck" to you. Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: little town (but not the littlest) in texas Posts: 2,957	All 5 of my little 2nd cousins were at the Memorial Day cookout today. The only girl outta all of 'em, she's 6, was a hoot. Tells my sister "Bayley wants to date you." (Bayley is the 7yr old one) Talking to me, "Does Buddy eat werewolves?," "Buddy is bigger than a werewolf." "[Werewolves] try to get Tinkerbell to have babies." She is very informative, I did not know all these things about my black lab Buddy. __________________ Addicts may suck dick for coke, but love came up with the idea to put a dick in there to begin with. -Jack O'Brien

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