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10-24-2012, 04:45 PM
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Person who doesn't update the user title
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11-17-2012, 08:24 PM
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I'm still a jerk
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Little Mexico
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My girlfriend asked me to treat her like a princess; so I locked her in a tower
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11-20-2012, 03:58 AM
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The Un-Tuckian
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: South Central...KY that is
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...so I crashed her car in a tunnel.
What?
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11-20-2012, 06:34 PM
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To shreds, you say?
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet!
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Did you hear Princess Diana was on the radio?
and on the dashboard and on the windshield, and ...
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11-20-2012, 06:39 PM
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Junior Master Dwellar
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You guys are so bad.....funny, but bad. :p
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11-21-2012, 07:46 AM
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Makes some feel uncomfortable
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Right about the time Rock Hudson died, Philadelphia Flyers ice hockey goalie Pelle Lindberg died in a car accident. My brother in law, a huge Flyers fan, told me the "Rock Hudson died of botulism - he got bad meat in his can" joke. I asked him if he knew how they determined it was Pelle in the smashed car. He didn't. I told him it because there was a face off in the front seat. He didn't like that. Didn't think it was funny.
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11-21-2012, 07:55 AM
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Person who doesn't update the user title
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When Sonny Bono and Michael Kennedy died in skiing accidents, within like 5 days of each other, there was something going around to the effect:
If you do not stop irresponsible logging we will continue to kill one celebrity a week. Signed, The Trees |
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11-21-2012, 08:34 AM
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Slattern of the Swail
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum |
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11-21-2012, 03:59 PM
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Larger than life and twice as ugly.
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The Lorax co-wrote it.
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12-13-2012, 10:51 AM
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Back in 10
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12-13-2012, 11:03 AM
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Back in 10
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I had a little help with the Christmas cookies this year!
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12-13-2012, 11:21 AM
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Werepandas - lurking in your shadows
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LOL
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12-13-2012, 05:21 PM
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Goon Squad Leader
Join Date: Nov 2004
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my reaction to chocolate drop cookies will never be the same
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12-18-2012, 01:18 PM
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Not Suspicious, Merely Canadian
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12-19-2012, 08:20 PM
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Back in 10
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O and V if it tastes like chocolate guess what? Its not poop!
Now onto other humor...
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