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We have to go back, Kate!
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hahahaha. Cool sign.
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05-28-2012, 11:41 AM
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We have to go back, Kate!
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Outstanding meme resurrection, that Gravdigr!
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06-02-2012, 08:12 AM
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We have to go back, Kate!
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Saw this on somebody's FB page:
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06-02-2012, 08:40 AM
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Love it Dana'!!!
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum |
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06-05-2012, 11:43 PM
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barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy.
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A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar.
After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, "Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?" She responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, "No, I won't sleep with you tonight!" Everyone in the bar is now staring at them. Naturally, the guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he slinks back to his table. After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes. She smiles at him and says, "I'm sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I'm a graduate student in psychology and I'm studying how people respond to embarrassing situations." To which he responds, at the top of his lungs, "What do you mean $200?"
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06-08-2012, 04:44 PM
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06-08-2012, 09:28 PM
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cookie sheets/trays are bigger.
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06-10-2012, 10:41 AM
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The Un-Tuckian
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Momdigr just got a bunch of those "lateral thinking" problems in email. This is the one I got right:
A man has had a long hard day. He cooks a small dinner, then goes upstairs, turns out the light, and goes to bed. 500 people died. How come? Answer: He lived in a lighthouse. 
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06-12-2012, 07:44 PM
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To shreds, you say?
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Why was Helen Keller such a shitty driver?
Because she was a woman.
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06-13-2012, 11:39 AM
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Makes some feel uncomfortable
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Why did Helen Keller wear tight pants?
So you could read her lips.
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06-13-2012, 10:25 PM
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06-17-2012, 03:35 PM
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