Funny/Embarrassing things they say - Page 31

footfootfoot · 05-25-2009, 09:20 PM

"I don't like Saint Bernard houses."
"Where do you see a St.Bernard house?"
"Over there." (Points to woods as we drive along.)
"What makes them 'Saint Bernard' houses?"
"Because they look like apple trees."

Flint · 05-25-2009, 09:43 PM

lol ... I understand that convo, totally, not ... what a creative time in the human brain development

Clodfobble · 05-30-2009, 09:39 AM

My 10-year-old stepdaughter was apparently planning on giving this to her math teacher. Fortunately she forgot and had it in her bag instead, so we saw it first.

......................................................................Why I don't have my homewerk
.......................................................................................................right now in
........................................................................................................this room

First of all, I did finish my homework, so please stop saying I didn't! Second of all, I tried to find it and I looked all over my house and my mom's car! When I finally figured out where it was, it was to late, becaue the school was closed! This morning I went to the lost and found to look for my things, but I didn't find it, which ment that I wouldn't get my things until the end of the school day! I don't know if your actually going to read what I'm writing, but my point is that I did do my homework and I finished it at 2:50 and if I had it right now I wouldn't have missed any more than probobly five questions. I know I am good in math, and misplacing one homework asignment will not change my opinion on my skill! I'm obviously mad, but not because of the punishment. I'm upset because you gave me the consequence of being lazy and not doing my homework, when I did finish it, and I am sure I did good on. If you really want to make sure, I'll show you it today when I get my paper back from the YMCA after school care, if Ms. Tanya (the consulor) still has it. My mom already knows that I left my homework there, but if you still want the signiture, then fine. Once again, I don't care about the punishment, I care more about my grade then recess. Everything I wrote in this is true, I can do another worksheet if you're really mad and want me to. I'm not saying that I like homework, by the way.
.............................Signiture _________________

Shawnee123 · 05-30-2009, 01:57 PM

:

I am completely in awe (and giggles) of that, Clod.

Shawnee123 · 06-02-2009, 11:22 AM

A friend of the family died a couple months ago, but I just heard this story. My brother and his wife took the girls to the visitation. Later, someone asked the 3 year old about it (gauging her curiosity, seeing if she had questions...that kind of thing.)

She shrugged and sighed and said "We got there and he was already dead."

There's no mistaking she's my niece.

Flint · 06-07-2009, 09:34 PM

The girl, doing her best Philippe.

Me: Why do you like wearing your shoes so much?

Her: Because you're tall!

Me: You like to wear your shoes because it makes you taller?

Her: Yes!

Me: What's so good about being tall?

Her: EATING SAUSAGE!

Aliantha · 06-09-2009, 02:45 AM

OK, this has just made me laugh out loud at my kids and their mate.

For some reason they've decided to play 'shooting each other' games, and their collection of weapons is as follows.

Aden has a tennis racquet machine gun, a cat toy flail, and a recorder hand gun.

Mav is using an old broken fishing rod as a sniper rifle and their friend Mitch is using a stick they pulled out of the garden (probably one that was holding a plant up).

classicman · 06-09-2009, 09:02 AM

O. M. G. That brings back some memories.

monster · 06-09-2009, 09:30 AM

It's because she was a bad mom and didn't buy them toys guns. My kids will shoot with anything too. One day Hector made a pistol from Lego that actually fired a brick

Queen of the Ryche · 06-09-2009, 10:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flint

The girl, doing her best Philippe.

Me: Why do you like wearing your shoes so much?

Her: Because you're tall!

Me: You like to wear your shoes because it makes you taller?

Her: Yes!

Me: What's so good about being tall?

Her: EATING SAUSAGE!

Thank god my kid isn't the only one with that kind of logic!

SteveDallas · 06-09-2009, 11:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster

It's because she was a bad mom and didn't buy them toys guns. My kids will shoot with anything too. One day Hector made a pistol from Lego that actually fired a brick

Impressive! Sign him up with the Defense Department!! When we invade Denmark we'll be able to forage native materials to build firearms on the fly.

Razzmatazz13 · 06-09-2009, 05:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clodfobble

Dammit. My carefree days are over. Minifob's language skills have passed the line into being able to repeat anything he hears. And I screwed up.

I'm a big fan of the group Asylum Street Spankers, and they are in heavy rotation on my iPod shuffle. This song came up the other day, and I let it play (skip ahead to 1:30 in, language NSFW):

Catchy, right? Yeah, minifob thought so too. He's been singing "Beer beer beer beer I love beer" for over a week now. Especially in public. And just in time to be around the relatives for the holidays. Greeeeat.

When I was little, I used to watch movies that were not acceptable for children, one of my all time favorites was "Rocky Horror Picture Show" and I used to sing "Touch Me" all the time. My parents didn't really have a problem with it...but after years of watching/loving the movie, I suddenly wasn't allowed to watch it anymore because my stepdad was embarassed by me singing such an adult song in public.

benjamin · 06-09-2009, 05:51 PM

I was 14 , when my one of my 4 years old cousins said to me..You get spanked below, I saw your mother spanked you. Did she often do it, I think I was in the room, otherwise she should have spanked you naked. I was like what..haah. This little boy..

Queen of the Ryche · 06-11-2009, 01:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Razzmatazz13

When I was little, I used to watch movies that were not acceptable for children, one of my all time favorites was "Rocky Horror Picture Show" and I used to sing "Touch Me" all the time. My parents didn't really have a problem with it...but after years of watching/loving the movie, I suddenly wasn't allowed to watch it anymore because my stepdad was embarassed by me singing such an adult song in public.

And Princess likes "I Can Make You a Man." She's five.

DeepOne · 06-12-2009, 01:59 AM

I have one that's more me embarrassing my son than him saying something funny.
He comes out of the kitchen with a handful of nuts and says "you know, I like nuts by themselves, but I don't like them mixed up in things"
and my husband and I just sat there giggling and snickering and he goes "ugh, you guys are supposed to be the mature ones".

05-25-2009, 09:20 PM	#451
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	"I don't like Saint Bernard houses." "Where do you see a St.Bernard house?" "Over there." (Points to woods as we drive along.) "What makes them 'Saint Bernard' houses?" "Because they look like apple trees." __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

05-25-2009, 09:43 PM	#452
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	lol ... I understand that convo, totally, not ... what a creative time in the human brain development __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

05-30-2009, 09:39 AM	#453
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	My 10-year-old stepdaughter was apparently planning on giving this to her math teacher. Fortunately she forgot and had it in her bag instead, so we saw it first. ......................................................................Why I don't have my homewerk .......................................................................................................right now in ........................................................................................................this room First of all, I did finish my homework, so please stop saying I didn't! Second of all, I tried to find it and I looked all over my house and my mom's car! When I finally figured out where it was, it was to late, becaue the school was closed! This morning I went to the lost and found to look for my things, but I didn't find it, which ment that I wouldn't get my things until the end of the school day! I don't know if your actually going to read what I'm writing, but my point is that I did do my homework and I finished it at 2:50 and if I had it right now I wouldn't have missed any more than probobly five questions. I know I am good in math, and misplacing one homework asignment will not change my opinion on my skill! I'm obviously mad, but not because of the punishment. I'm upset because you gave me the consequence of being lazy and not doing my homework, when I did finish it, and I am sure I did good on. If you really want to make sure, I'll show you it today when I get my paper back from the YMCA after school care, if Ms. Tanya (the consulor) still has it. My mom already knows that I left my homework there, but if you still want the signiture, then fine. Once again, I don't care about the punishment, I care more about my grade then recess. Everything I wrote in this is true, I can do another worksheet if you're really mad and want me to. I'm not saying that I like homework, by the way. .............................Signiture _________________ __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

05-30-2009, 01:57 PM	#454
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	: I am completely in awe (and giggles) of that, Clod. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

06-02-2009, 11:22 AM	#455
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	A friend of the family died a couple months ago, but I just heard this story. My brother and his wife took the girls to the visitation. Later, someone asked the 3 year old about it (gauging her curiosity, seeing if she had questions...that kind of thing.) She shrugged and sighed and said "We got there and he was already dead." There's no mistaking she's my niece. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

06-07-2009, 09:34 PM	#456
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	The girl, doing her best Philippe. Me: Why do you like wearing your shoes so much? Her: Because you're tall! Me: You like to wear your shoes because it makes you taller? Her: Yes! Me: What's so good about being tall? Her: EATING SAUSAGE! __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

06-09-2009, 02:45 AM	#457
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	OK, this has just made me laugh out loud at my kids and their mate. For some reason they've decided to play 'shooting each other' games, and their collection of weapons is as follows. Aden has a tennis racquet machine gun, a cat toy flail, and a recorder hand gun. Mav is using an old broken fishing rod as a sniper rifle and their friend Mitch is using a stick they pulled out of the garden (probably one that was holding a plant up). __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

06-09-2009, 09:02 AM	#458
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	O. M. G. That brings back some memories. __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

06-09-2009, 09:30 AM	#459
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	It's because she was a bad mom and didn't buy them toys guns. My kids will shoot with anything too. One day Hector made a pistol from Lego that actually fired a brick __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

06-09-2009, 05:51 PM	#463
benjamin Kinda New Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 1	I was 14 , when my one of my 4 years old cousins said to me..You get spanked below, I saw your mother spanked you. Did she often do it, I think I was in the room, otherwise she should have spanked you naked. I was like what..haah. This little boy..

06-12-2009, 01:59 AM	#465
DeepOne Squeebie Fleebie Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 19	I have one that's more me embarrassing my son than him saying something funny. He comes out of the kitchen with a handful of nuts and says "you know, I like nuts by themselves, but I don't like them mixed up in things" and my husband and I just sat there giggling and snickering and he goes "ugh, you guys are supposed to be the mature ones".

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