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Old 09-22-2009, 06:36 PM   #4666
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I just found out that a buddy I work with is going to get fired tonight. I can't tell him....and it wouldn't help if I could.....

He's been close a couple times, so I don't think he'll be surprised...it's just that it's a really bad time for him financially, and this is going to kill him.
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Old 09-22-2009, 07:13 PM   #4667
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Well, shit. I was going to complain about something malfunctioning on my bike, but now that seems pretty fucking petty. Nevermind.
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Old 09-22-2009, 07:26 PM   #4668
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Been there. Bad part is when they find out you knew all along and acted like nothing was up all day. At that moment you just can't 'splain it. Even to yourself.
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Old 09-22-2009, 08:00 PM   #4669
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yeah. that buh loooows
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Old 09-22-2009, 08:50 PM   #4670
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My freaking expensive dog ate my freaking expensive (and 2 months old) glasses!
Now we wait to see if she needs a freaking expensive surgery to get the lens we can not find, and assume she ate. If she does need surgery, I will need to borrow the cash, cause hubby was laid off for the summer and has not got a paycheque yet....SIGH
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Old 09-22-2009, 09:50 PM   #4671
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do you have an equivalent of the Humane Society/RSPCA?

here's hoping doggie poops lens..... consider it a new version of rock paper scissors.

doggie poops lens
vet opens doggie
lens makes vet look fat
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Old 09-22-2009, 10:03 PM   #4672
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I am mad about the glasses, but I am more concerned about the dog... sigh...
The Vet I called seems to think we have about an 80% shot she will poop it out. We gave her dog food she is not used to (Boxers have sensitive tummies) and olive oil mixed in and we are going out with her to make sure we are there when/if she goes. As long as she swallowed it whole she should be ok.
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Old 09-22-2009, 10:07 PM   #4673
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give her a nice curry. that should expedite matters!
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Old 09-23-2009, 06:24 AM   #4674
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Adds new meaning to the term"Hindsight's 20/20".
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Old 09-23-2009, 09:37 AM   #4675
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Adds new meaning to the term"Hindsight's 20/20".


LOL -- really
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Old 09-23-2009, 12:54 PM   #4676
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Okay might be TMI, but have had my "monthly visitor" for two effing weeks now. And I caught a cold on top of it. Can I just curl up in bed til it all blows over?
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Old 09-23-2009, 07:59 PM   #4677
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Sure. I like the curled up position.
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Old 09-23-2009, 08:49 PM   #4678
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I'm going to strangle a classmate. News at eleven.
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Old 09-23-2009, 08:58 PM   #4679
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I'll watch Channel 7, Bri.
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Old 09-23-2009, 09:18 PM   #4680
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I'm going to strangle a classmate. News at eleven.
Not Juni?
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